Life Hacks

[Jezzerh]

Here's two for those people that can't go to any event without having to consume alcohol...





Also,

[Jezzerh]

[Jezzerh]

[ConorE]

Jezzerh said:

Where's that 'Not Sure if Serious' meme?

[JustADay]

Jezzerh said:

For what possible situation is that useful?! Brilliant...

[davhill]

smn159 said:

After reaching your ideal weight, maintain it by weighing yourself before and after a dump. The weight difference is the amount of food you can eat before having another dump.

Easier still, weigh the dump. Using an empty dog poo bag before taking Fido out also lets you recycle it.

[davhill]

ConorE said:

One of my favourite would be the knot in the left headphone to quickly know which is which.

But the volume on the side with the knot will be lower.

[vladcjelli]

davhill said:

ConorE said:

One of my favourite would be the knot in the left headphone to quickly know which is which.

But the volume on the side with the knot will be lower.

Don't be stupid, how can a knot make it quieter?

It will be delayed slightly, but just as loud.

[ConorE]

vladcjelli said:

davhill said:

ConorE said:

One of my favourite would be the knot in the left headphone to quickly know which is which.

But the volume on the side with the knot will be lower.

Don't be stupid, how can a knot make it quieter?

It will be delayed slightly, but just as loud.

To be honest, I haven't noticed any difference between the two buds, or am I going to get a visit from a certain feathered friend?

[marshalla]

ConorE said:

vladcjelli said:

davhill said:

ConorE said:

One of my favourite would be the knot in the left headphone to quickly know which is which.

But the volume on the side with the knot will be lower.

Don't be stupid, how can a knot make it quieter?

It will be delayed slightly, but just as loud.

To be honest, I haven't noticed any difference between the two buds, or am I going to get a visit from a certain feathered friend?

For posterity.

[woody2846]

I quite like that Coke can one above.

[Hoofy]

marshalla said:

ConorE said:

vladcjelli said:

davhill said:

ConorE said:

One of my favourite would be the knot in the left headphone to quickly know which is which.

But the volume on the side with the knot will be lower.

Don't be stupid, how can a knot make it quieter?

It will be delayed slightly, but just as loud.

To be honest, I haven't noticed any difference between the two buds, or am I going to get a visit from a certain feathered friend?

For posterity.

The sound will come out slightly distorted, too, more of a spray than a consistent flow.

[andrewrob]

[vladcjelli]

andrewrob said:

Why has nobody told me of this before?!?!

[ConorE]

vladcjelli said:

andrewrob said:

Why has nobody told me of this before?!?!

But then you can't have a 'man draw', full of wires that have no known use.

[madbadger]

Mastodon2 said:

Jezzerh said:

That is such a fantastically st idea, I'm sure the guests will never be fooled.

And after eights are cheaper than toothpaste.

[vladcjelli]

ConorE said:

vladcjelli said:

andrewrob said:

Why has nobody told me of this before?!?!

But then you can't have a 'man draw', full of wires that have no known use.

If only it was just a draw (sic), I've got an XL storage box full of random cables, all tangled together, and a couple of mini caches around the house, out of Mrs Cjellis sight.

Started saving toilet rolls....now.

[Alapeno]

Jezzerh said:

Who doesn't make a sandwich like this?!

[monthefish]

JustADay said:

Jezzerh said:

For what possible situation is that useful?!

For when you should be studying in a room with a strict teacher and you're hungry for some pasta. Is that not clear?

[P-Jay]

Alapeno said:

Jezzerh said:

Who doesn't make a sandwich like this?!

My wife would like that 100% consistent throughout - I'd hate it, call me odd - but I like each bite to be slightly different.