Life Hacks

[Hoofy]

But then you don't get a rounded up number for the price!

[hman]

lord trumpton said:

Don't rely on the auto cut off - they don't always work.

I remember one sunny Friday afternoon going to brim my freshly waxed M3 for a good old thrashing. It didn't stop and pissed out all over the floor, my shoes and the side of my shiny car.

when I was 16 I worked at an attended service petrol station and they had the clips in the handles - yes they dont always click off, be careful!

[slipstream 1985]

save time washing your hands everytime you go to the toilet. Just wash your penis in the morning and your good all day

[lord trumpton]

slipstream 1985 said:

save time washing your hands everytime you go to the toilet. Just wash your penis in the morning and your good all day

Unless you have a poo poo then thats the hack redundant.

[Ayahuasca]

Avoid having to smash your car window by keeping a spare key hidden discretely somewhere on your vehicle.

[750turbo]

Avoid posting on ancient threads by checking the date of the last post.

[Russian Troll Bot]

Never worry about losing your keys and save time by leaving them in the ignition overnight

[Ayahuasca]

Avoid dying along with everyone else in the plane crash by packing a parachute in your hand luggage.

[Jazzy Jag]

Fit larger wheels to the rear of your car.

That way your car is always pointing down hill which will save on fuel.

[rodericb]

lord trumpton said:

slipstream 1985 said:

save time washing your hands everytime you go to the toilet. Just wash your penis in the morning and your good all day

Unless you have a poo poo then thats the hack redundant.

Having a groom of the stool on staff would take care of both of those.