Odd things your neighbours do?

Odd things your neighbours do?

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Oakey

27,595 posts

217 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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I know a guy, if it helps?

kowalski655

14,656 posts

144 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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Maybe,as the new guy, he didnt want to assume you wanted trimmed bush,until he has a chance to chat.

Alapeno

1,391 posts

148 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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Well this just took a turn for the weird.....

Turns out my new neighbours are my EXISTING NEIGHBOURS from the right side. They've just moved 2 doors down to now be on my left side.




Oakey

27,595 posts

217 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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Seems a bit excessive just to trim bits off the rest of your hedge

KingNothing

3,169 posts

154 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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Why would the first thing you needed to do after moving into a new house is to trim the hedges? It would take me almost a week just to unpack all of my stuff. Trimming hedges? That can wait.

theshrew

6,008 posts

185 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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Scuba_steve said:
SpeedMattersNot said:
Update: Quoted original post

I went to my car and when I got out, I found one of the chunky monkeys with their car door resting on our Civic's door, again.

Me: ...do you need me to park further over or something?

Her: ...urr...no!?

Me: <points at door> Well, that's not the first time I've seen you with your door against my car and there are multiple marks down that door, and on our other car as well.

Her: Oh right, I just put it there gently <looks at my car door closely>

Me: Well, you shouldn't, any contact will leave a mark...

As I suspected, nothing malicious, just totally and absolutely clueless to anyone else except themselves. Christ knows how many other peoples cars, of which the majority are nicer than ours, have been damaged by her and her sister.

SpeedMattersNot said:
Our neighbours have two fat daughters (size 20+) and both of them have difficulty getting out of their cars, without banging their doors into our cars.

They've got a 2012 Kia Piccanto and a 2010 Fiat 500 and individually they both cost more than our cars combined, but it doesn't stop them, on 3 occasions now resting/banging their drivers door into the side/s of our car/s. Twice one daughter has done it, once the other. We always park well over from them, as they do technically have a smaller space, so everyone else (even before they moved in a year or so ago) does jig along in their slots to accommodate. But this doesn't help...I then decided to cut all of our ivy down from the fence, but this week caught the daughter with the Fiat resting her door onto the side of our Jazz. I reversed back and she made eye contact with me, as she confidently closed the door, locked it and walked on without a care in the world.

I feel anything said to the parents would fall on deaf ears, as to how inconsiderate they have been altogether since moving in. They are not nasty people, just seemingly totally oblivious to the world around them.
I really admire your restraint in this. Especially as she's doing it regularly and you have a series of ripples. I'd have been close to losing my temper.

My neighbour did this to my Civic, I've had it less than six months, from Honda, it was completely blemish free until she swung her door and caught the rear passenger door of mine with a nice accompanying bang. Now there's a ding.

I watched her do it as I was leaving my house. No apology, I get the 'what?!' look as I make eye contact. I didn't say anything. I just winced as I walked toward my car.

Her car, a fiesta zetec S on a '59, not a straight panel on it, bald front tyres and never washed. Potentially a lovely car, she just doesn't care.

I understand that everyone feels differently about cars, I get it.

I love my cars, and they're always looked after. People being disrespectful and not caring when they apply their priorities to your property makes me angry.
This really p1sses me off.

Also the reason my Mrs gives me ear ache every time we go somewhere. I park as far away as possible from anyone and if possible along side a partition at least that way only 1 side has got chance to get banged.



weyland yutani

1,410 posts

165 months

Monday 14th September 2015
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My neighbour never answers the door. Parcels are sometimes left with us and when we knock later to hand them over, 8 time sout of 10 no answer. A few weeks ago I was playing footie with my nephew in front of our house when I saw the guy park up at his house and go in (he would have seen us too). A few minutes later my nephew knocked the ball over into his garden, we went to the door to ask politley if he could retrieve it - again no answer. tt!

skip_1

3,460 posts

191 months

Tuesday 15th September 2015
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He's probably got changed into his female attire, feeding his basement captives or some such and doesn't wish to answer the door to you at that time in case you find out.

Asterix

24,438 posts

229 months

Tuesday 15th September 2015
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skip_1 said:
He's probably got changed into his female attire, feeding his basement captives or some such and doesn't wish to answer the door to you at that time in case you find out.
"It rubs the lotion..."

bobtail4x4

3,720 posts

110 months

Tuesday 15th September 2015
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we have a shared drive, ok its my drive but next door has access across the first 50/60 yds,
the brambles were growing down the side of the drive so I trimmed them back,
the following year there was a bumper crop of berrys,
I planned to pick them that weekend, but next doors visitors just finished picking the lot, had they walked another 100 yds the lane had lots but they wanted these.......

I told them to wash them well as I often stopped on the way home from the pub to water the bushes,

dont know if they ate them.

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

152 months

Tuesday 15th September 2015
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Alapeno said:
Well this just took a turn for the weird.....

Turns out my new neighbours are my EXISTING NEIGHBOURS from the right side. They've just moved 2 doors down to now be on my left side.

Happened to my parents, it was a home for the mentally handicapped and they went to a bigger house. Must have been confusing for the residents being so close to their old house. Surprisingly they did fewer odd things than the neighbours in this thread.

Zoobeef

6,004 posts

159 months

Tuesday 15th September 2015
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As a kid we moved across the road. Much bigger house, still lived on a nice street.

bobtail4x4

3,720 posts

110 months

Tuesday 15th September 2015
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I know people who have lived in 3 different houses on the same road, each time they build a similar extension, then move.
they plan to increase the value so they are mortgage free.

TLandCruiser

2,788 posts

199 months

Tuesday 15th September 2015
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I have a shared drive with my neighbour, and every time he comes home from a night out I catch him pissing over our berry bush.

bobtail4x4

3,720 posts

110 months

Tuesday 15th September 2015
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TLandCruiser said:
I have a shared drive with my neighbour, and every time he comes home from a night out I catch him pissing over our berry bush.
is that you Steve?

R_U_LOCAL

2,681 posts

209 months

Wednesday 16th September 2015
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TLandCruiser said:
I have a shared drive with my neighbour, and every time he comes home from a night out I catch him pissing over our berry bush.
Hide a small agricultural electric fence in the bush.

AstonZagato

12,719 posts

211 months

Wednesday 16th September 2015
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Rostfritt said:
Alapeno said:
Well this just took a turn for the weird.....

Turns out my new neighbours are my EXISTING NEIGHBOURS from the right side. They've just moved 2 doors down to now be on my left side.

Happened to my parents, it was a home for the mentally handicapped and they went to a bigger house. Must have been confusing for the residents being so close to their old house. Surprisingly they did fewer odd things than the neighbours in this thread.
My parents swapped houses with the people opposite. To be fair, we were upsizing, they were downsizing and both families liked the road/area. I seem to recall we only paid Stamp duty on the difference in value, which was nice.

dirty boy

14,703 posts

210 months

Wednesday 16th September 2015
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Drives to work. Even though it's 400m away (measured via gmaps) and has a traffic problem outside.

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Tuna

19,930 posts

285 months

Wednesday 16th September 2015
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Am I the only one who checks this thread to see if I'm in it?

Smokehead

7,703 posts

229 months

Wednesday 16th September 2015
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Tuna said:
Am I the only one who checks this thread to see if I'm in it?
No. I don't even know you.