Odd things your neighbours do?

Odd things your neighbours do?

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StuTheGrouch

5,735 posts

163 months

Friday 8th July 2016
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ChemicalChaos said:
One of our sets of neighbours are quite, well, petty.

They don't like us and we don't like them, which all stemmed from them trying to take the piss (and still doing so to this day) with parking in the communal garage area at our development.

Anyway, so - a year and a bit ago, mum trades her Fiat 500 for an Abarth 500. 2 weeks Later, the woman neighbour's old Volvo C30 has become a nearly new V40.
Now, within a week of Dad taking back the old BMW company car and returning with a private Jag XJ, the bloke has swapped his 10 year old Lexus IS for a 1 year old Audi TT.
They would appear to have a serious case of "keeping up appearances" and none of the other neighbours believe it is a coincidence either....
Hire a Ferrari for a week and see what they do

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

199 months

Friday 8th July 2016
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I used to live next door to the Clyde Tunnel.

My neighbours used to let traffic drive under the river and back out at the other end.

I suppose that's a bit odd when you think of it.

ArtVandelay

6,689 posts

185 months

Friday 8th July 2016
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My neighbour bought his new Fiesta just before I bought my XJ (privately owned. Cash purchase obviously)

Maybe you're onto something CC

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Friday 8th July 2016
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ArtVandelay said:
My neighbour bought his new Fiesta just before I bought my XJ (privately owned. Cash purchase obviously)

Maybe you're onto something CC
hehe

All that jazz

7,632 posts

147 months

Friday 8th July 2016
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Chunkymonkey71 said:
I used to live next door to the Clyde Tunnel.

My neighbours used to let traffic drive under the river and back out at the other end.

I suppose that's a bit odd when you think of it.
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bomma220

14,495 posts

126 months

Friday 8th July 2016
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All that jazz said:
Chunkymonkey71 said:
I used to live next door to the Clyde Tunnel.

My neighbours used to let traffic drive under the river and back out at the other end.

I suppose that's a bit odd when you think of it.
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Not at all chap. My parents lived in Dartford before they built the bridge - used to be bloody murder in the mornings.

Captainawesome

1,817 posts

164 months

Friday 8th July 2016
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MartG said:
Not odd, but amusing ( to me anyway )

With the recent warm weather both myself and my ( Scottish ) neighbours have our windows open, and I can often hear them talking when they are in their kitchen. Last week they had a bit of a row, and I thought it was funny that as they got angrier their accents became stronger until they eventually became totally incomprehensible
Im from way further north than Glasgow but every time i get angry or shout i seem to slip onto a Glaswegian accent. Weird

N-TY4C

169 posts

98 months

Friday 8th July 2016
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I overheard my neighbours telling their kids to stop misbehaving because if they didn't I would get them! I actually laughed out loud and they were rather embarrassedbiggrinbiggrin

ThunderGuts

12,230 posts

195 months

Friday 8th July 2016
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Some Gump said:
ChemicalChaos said:
It's the fact they they very deliberately do so immediately after we change our cars, as if they cannot stand to be outdone. As I've said, other neighbours in the development have commented on the highly co-incidental nature of it too

You can easily test this theory.
Buy yourself a new Stetson. If he buys a new flat cap, then he's definately running his life based on yours.

Does the tt have a winch?
Naughty boy hehe

Vaud

50,583 posts

156 months

Friday 8th July 2016
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N-TY4C said:
I overheard my neighbours telling their kids to stop misbehaving because if they didn't I would get them! I actually laughed out loud and they were rather embarrassedbiggrinbiggrin
Are you on a list? wink

jdw100

4,126 posts

165 months

Saturday 9th July 2016
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Some Gump said:

You can easily test this theory.
Buy yourself a new Stetson. If he buys a new flat cap, then he's definately running his life based on yours.

Does the tt have a winch?
Sleep with one eye open on your phone. If the neighbours sleep with two eyes open on theirs, then they are definitely trying to out do you!

jdw100

4,126 posts

165 months

Saturday 9th July 2016
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Chunkymonkey71 said:
I used to live next door to the Clyde Tunnel.

My neighbours used to let traffic drive under the river and back out at the other end.

I suppose that's a bit odd when you think of it.
They owned the tunnel?

Bit confused by that one.....

Femur

285 posts

100 months

Saturday 9th July 2016
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ChemicalChaos said:
One of our sets of neighbours are quite, well, petty.

They don't like us and we don't like them, which all stemmed from them trying to take the piss (and still doing so to this day) with parking in the communal garage area at our development.

Anyway, so - a year and a bit ago, mum trades her Fiat 500 for an Abarth 500. 2 weeks Later, the woman neighbour's old Volvo C30 has become a nearly new V40.
Now, within a week of Dad taking back the old BMW company car and returning with a private Jag XJ, the bloke has swapped his 10 year old Lexus IS for a 1 year old Audi TT.
They would appear to have a serious case of "keeping up appearances" and none of the other neighbours believe it is a coincidence either....
You are the sort of person people aspire to be so you can't blame them.

Vaud

50,583 posts

156 months

Saturday 9th July 2016
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Femur said:
You are the sort of person people aspire to be so you can't blame them.
True. We all want to be CC.

Oakey

27,592 posts

217 months

Saturday 9th July 2016
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StuTheGrouch said:
Hire a Ferrari for a week and see what they do
My boss let me borrow his M3 while he went on holiday, my younger brother told our older brother I'd bought it. He was livid.p I went along with it until I went round to take him for a spin and he said to me "I've been on to BMW this morning to see about upgrading to one". I had to tell him we were winding him up.

I honestly don't understand people like that. Buy something for your own enjoyment, not because you feel you have something to prove.

Vaud

50,583 posts

156 months

Saturday 9th July 2016
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Oakey said:
Buy something for your own enjoyment, not because you feel you have something to prove.
Guilty confession. I was the uncool kid at school. Geek/nerd/whatever the word. Not sporty. No cool clothes, etc - you know, the stuff that kids judge each other on.

One day the cool and smart kid, the one with all the girls after him, the one who had all the parties, big house, rich parents, etc. The thing is he bullied me. For no particular reason than he enjoyed it and it reinforced his big man status.

One day he bought a very distinctive jacket/fleece (they were cool at the time). Very distinctive.

So I bought the exact same one after school. The funny thing is that he was then shameless mocked for wearing the same as me, rather than vice versa and oddly he left me alone after that...


Edited by Vaud on Saturday 9th July 09:15

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

199 months

Saturday 9th July 2016
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jdw100 said:
They owned the tunnel?

Bit confused by that one.....
I'm implying that my neighbour was a river crossing; which is odd in itself.



N-TY4C

169 posts

98 months

Saturday 9th July 2016
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Johnnytheboy said:
Fleegle said:
Anyway, that's a bit of background into not the most favoured neighbour one could hope for. This is what generally greets us at 6.00 am most mornings



No idea why, but come rain or shine, the auditorium is formed
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Nice lawn though. Mine has anthills and weeds. My neighbour but one occasionally cuts the bit outside our wall, waters our plants and weeds our bit. I love it! My partner hates them for it!

N-TY4C

169 posts

98 months

Saturday 9th July 2016
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Vaud said:
N-TY4C said:
I overheard my neighbours telling their kids to stop misbehaving because if they didn't I would get them! I actually laughed out loud and they were rather embarrassedbiggrinbiggrin
Are you on a list? wink
No. Just the only black in the village
rofl

chammyman

123 posts

113 months

Saturday 9th July 2016
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Oakey said:
My boss let me borrow his M3 while he went on holiday, my younger brother told our older brother I'd bought it. He was livid.p I went along with it until I went round to take him for a spin and he said to me "I've been on to BMW this morning to see about upgrading to one". I had to tell him we were winding him up.

I honestly don't understand people like that. Buy something for your own enjoyment, not because you feel you have something to prove.
Why did you say you were winding him up?

Should have let him get into debt getting a new one then let him realise himself he's an idiot. Obviously a life lesson he sorely needs.