Odd things your neighbours do?
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55palfers said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2751782/Co...
This is quite odd.
Council planning dept. needs a rocket!
I'll bet a pound to a penny that the builder didn't enter into a Party Structures Agreement for building so close to the neighbour's foundations. Failure to agree a PSA is a criminal offence I believe.This is quite odd.
Council planning dept. needs a rocket!
My hippy builder neighbour (mentioned earlier) was seen yesterday in full black tie getting into his car, with his partner wearing a 1920s style ballgown.
I enquired where they were off to, expecting the answer to be a wedding, or some such.
"A layby party in front of the Cerne Abbas Giant."
I was more or less lost for words at this answer, so he continued:
"The dress code is formal."
I wasn't any the wiser.
I enquired where they were off to, expecting the answer to be a wedding, or some such.
"A layby party in front of the Cerne Abbas Giant."
I was more or less lost for words at this answer, so he continued:
"The dress code is formal."
I wasn't any the wiser.
Johnnytheboy said:
My hippy builder neighbour (mentioned earlier) was seen yesterday in full black tie getting into his car, with his partner wearing a 1920s style ballgown.
I enquired where they were off to, expecting the answer to be a wedding, or some such.
"A layby party in front of the Cerne Abbas Giant."
I was more or less lost for words at this answer, so he continued:
"The dress code is formal."
I wasn't any the wiser.
I was at a wedding just there last week. Perhaps it was a function at the village hall, which is right next to the main car park for it?I enquired where they were off to, expecting the answer to be a wedding, or some such.
"A layby party in front of the Cerne Abbas Giant."
I was more or less lost for words at this answer, so he continued:
"The dress code is formal."
I wasn't any the wiser.
HereBeMonsters said:
I was at a wedding just there last week. Perhaps it was a function at the village hall, which is right next to the main car park for it?
No, he was quite specific that it was a party in the layby. They do go to a load of festivals and free parties, but this was the first time I'd seen them dressed like this!
Current and previous couple on our right are spot on, but the elderly woman on our left is a right t
t. She's bloody fat and despite having a car walks the 1.5 mile to town but drives the 200m to the tesco express.
She's always moaning about how many cars are parked outside, and that we dont use our drive. Even though we do and she doesn't!
Recently i was out working on my track car when it began to rain, noticing her passenger window on her focus was wide open i knocked on her door to let her know. "Yes what do you want?" And "No my window isn't open, goodbye" then a slammed front door was all i got. Her car got fking soaked of course. The next day she asked another neighbour if he wouldn't mind looking at her car as she thought it had a leak.
Last year whist hosting a BBQ without too much noise at 4pm (detached houses anyway) she complained about us being there, not the noise, just us. "Go away.." she said. I'd had enough, and being a bit drunk i marched out of our back gate and into her back yard, and immediately began to start greedily eating one of her rose bushes.. she now thinks I'm a lunatic and doesn't bother me
t. She's bloody fat and despite having a car walks the 1.5 mile to town but drives the 200m to the tesco express. She's always moaning about how many cars are parked outside, and that we dont use our drive. Even though we do and she doesn't!
Recently i was out working on my track car when it began to rain, noticing her passenger window on her focus was wide open i knocked on her door to let her know. "Yes what do you want?" And "No my window isn't open, goodbye" then a slammed front door was all i got. Her car got f
king soaked of course. The next day she asked another neighbour if he wouldn't mind looking at her car as she thought it had a leak. Last year whist hosting a BBQ without too much noise at 4pm (detached houses anyway) she complained about us being there, not the noise, just us. "Go away.." she said. I'd had enough, and being a bit drunk i marched out of our back gate and into her back yard, and immediately began to start greedily eating one of her rose bushes.. she now thinks I'm a lunatic and doesn't bother me
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