Odd things your neighbours do?

Odd things your neighbours do?

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Patch1875

4,895 posts

133 months

Saturday 22nd November 2014
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I do my little turn on the catwalk

Mr GrimNasty

8,172 posts

171 months

Saturday 22nd November 2014
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OOoooooooooooooh yeeeeeeeearrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

272BHP

5,098 posts

237 months

Saturday 22nd November 2014
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My Dad has a big St George flag hanging outside his semi-detached house and although he is an intelligent and proud Englishman he is also one of the most respected and easygoing men I know. Even as a child I recognised that my Dad always saw the best in everyone, whatever creed or colour and would not think twice about engaging anyone in friendly conversation. His politics have also always been very centrist.

I think in my Dad's case the older he gets the more curmudgeonly he gets. He lives on his own in his late 70s and I think he enjoys being a little bit mischievous and provocative and not unlike the Clint Eastwood character in Gran Torino he sees his home as his castle. There was a lot of talk in his area about banning flags outside houses a few years ago and to someone like my Dad that was like a red rag to a bull - it has been flying proudly ever since.

Things are not always as they seem; sometimes there is a reason for peoples belligerence!

Gretchen

19,040 posts

217 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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Mine's going to pick me up from my works Christmas do at the weekend! Bless him. Result.


Spare tyre

Original Poster:

9,592 posts

131 months

Wednesday 24th December 2014
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This guy lives round the corner from me

Always has a banner up about ukip type stuff, this is this years and last years




Ganglandboss

8,308 posts

204 months

Wednesday 24th December 2014
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That's the cover photo at the moment on the 'Britain Furst' (Britain First parody) page on Facef**k:

https://www.facebook.com/BritiainFurst?fref=ts

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Wednesday 24th December 2014
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nadger said:
knitware said:
Not quite a neighbour but the first house at the entrance to my old village Catcliffe, a northern ex-mining community between Rotherham and Sheffield.

I lived there a few years and a flag has been there all that time. I’m all for a bit of Pomp and Circumstance, but driving home and seeing this, ugh, chavtastic.

Was I being churlish, what does it say to you?

I've told you before. Stop taking pictures of my fking house, or I'll set the staffer on you! Or the wife. Velour burns aren't a laughing matter!


;-)
shout...knitware, I do believe you're nadgered.

Issi

1,782 posts

151 months

Wednesday 24th December 2014
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Dragging this back on to the subject for a minute.

There's an elderly chap down the road from me who is obsessed with his driveway, I've walked past his house a number of times at gone 11 at night, and he's out there on his hands and knees with a dustpan and brush.

Last week he had a bowl of water and a cloth and he was cleaning his rainwater down pipes. Normally not too strange, but in the middle of the night?

There's also another cat walker in the same road as my mum, but this one cat is on a lead, and leads the owner everywhere, you'll see them wandering halfway up peoples drives as that's where the cat wants to go.

eskidavies

5,376 posts

160 months

Wednesday 24th December 2014
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Issi said:
Dragging this back on to the subject for a minute.

There's an elderly chap down the road from me who is obsessed with his driveway, I've walked past his house a number of times at gone 11 at night, and he's out there on his hands and knees with a dustpan and brush.

Last week he had a bowl of water and a cloth and he was cleaning his rainwater down pipes. Normally not too strange, but in the middle of the night?

There's also another cat walker in the same road as my mum, but this one cat is on a lead, and leads the owner everywhere, you'll see them wandering halfway up peoples drives as that's where the cat wants to go.
Perhaps the old chap is an old amphetamine head ,mind doing overtime in the still of the night,whizzing his tits off.

gaz1234

5,233 posts

220 months

Wednesday 24th December 2014
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Think they are above everyone else

Myc

306 posts

162 months

Wednesday 24th December 2014
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Well our neighbours that I have never even seen have just brought round a bottle of Prosecco. That for me is odd as I'm not used to having such nice neighbours. Only moved here a few weeks ago so haven't had chance to introduce ourselves yet.

We did pop a card through their door earlier in the week.

Sadly the Mother in Law answered and didn't tell us they'd been until after they'd gone!!

I will invite them round for a drink on boxing day to say hello and thank you.

Tim662

69 posts

136 months

Wednesday 24th December 2014
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Every time you look out the front our neighbours on the one side are getting in or out of their car. Constant little trips all day, seemingly taking nothing and coming back with nothing.

In the time it takes me to wash the car (which I admit can be around 2 hours) they've come and gone at least 3 or 4 times.

The chap also sometimes arrives back and just sits in the car staring at the garage door for a good 5 minutes, then gets out and goes in. Very strange.

CoolHands

18,681 posts

196 months

Thursday 25th December 2014
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Tim662 said:
The chap also sometimes arrives back and just sits in the car staring at the garage door for a good 5 minutes, then gets out and goes in.
Can't face the wife. We know what that's like frown

Impasse

15,099 posts

242 months

Thursday 25th December 2014
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Spare tyre said:
This guy lives round the corner from me

Always has a banner up about ukip type stuff, this is this years and last years

Tell him his flag is upside down.

MagneticMeerkat

1,763 posts

206 months

Thursday 25th December 2014
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CoolHands said:
Tim662 said:
The chap also sometimes arrives back and just sits in the car staring at the garage door for a good 5 minutes, then gets out and goes in.
Can't face the wife. We know what that's like frown
I do this and I'm not married! The sitting in the car thing is done because a good song ALWAYS starts on the radio at the very end of the journey. If I'm in no hurry I'll sit and listen until it ends. Same for Radio 4, I have sat around in car parks waiting for programmes to finish. It's horrendous, during the actual driving bit there'll be an ad break, or the nine-thousandth repetition of Union J's latest. As soon as the wheels touch the driveway the DJ will switch to the Thompson Twins or something. Gah!!!

Or maybe I'm weird?

rambo19

2,743 posts

138 months

Thursday 25th December 2014
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MagneticMeerkat said:
I do this and I'm not married! The sitting in the car thing is done because a good song ALWAYS starts on the radio at the very end of the journey. If I'm in no hurry I'll sit and listen until it ends. Same for Radio 4, I have sat around in car parks waiting for programmes to finish. It's horrendous, during the actual driving bit there'll be an ad break, or the nine-thousandth repetition of Union J's latest. As soon as the wheels touch the driveway the DJ will switch to the Thompson Twins or something. Gah!!!

Or maybe I'm weird?
Nope, I do the same.
Radio 4 is additive.

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

180 months

Thursday 25th December 2014
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rambo19 said:
Nope, I do the same.
Radio 4 is additive.
Yeah. I use it instead of Redex.

onyx39

11,125 posts

151 months

Thursday 25th December 2014
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rambo19 said:
MagneticMeerkat said:
I do this and I'm not married! The sitting in the car thing is done because a good song ALWAYS starts on the radio at the very end of the journey. If I'm in no hurry I'll sit and listen until it ends. Same for Radio 4, I have sat around in car parks waiting for programmes to finish. It's horrendous, during the actual driving bit there'll be an ad break, or the nine-thousandth repetition of Union J's latest. As soon as the wheels touch the driveway the DJ will switch to the Thompson Twins or something. Gah!!!

Or maybe I'm weird?
Nope, I do the same.
Radio 4 is additive.
Additive?

backwoodsman

2,469 posts

130 months

Thursday 25th December 2014
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rambo19 said:
MagneticMeerkat said:
I do this and I'm not married! The sitting in the car thing is done because a good song ALWAYS starts on the radio at the very end of the journey. If I'm in no hurry I'll sit and listen until it ends. Same for Radio 4, I have sat around in car parks waiting for programmes to finish. It's horrendous, during the actual driving bit there'll be an ad break, or the nine-thousandth repetition of Union J's latest. As soon as the wheels touch the driveway the DJ will switch to the Thompson Twins or something. Gah!!!

Or maybe I'm weird?
Nope, I do the same.
Radio 4 is additive.
I do the same, but with Radio 2.

The Nur

9,168 posts

186 months

Thursday 25th December 2014
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+1 for sitting on the drive listening to radio 4. I find myself doing it all the time.