Odd things your neighbours do?

Odd things your neighbours do?

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jdw100

4,126 posts

165 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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TwistingMyMelon said:
Please PHERS help me solve a past odd neighbour situation

When I lived in Swindon 6+ years ago , it was on a street that was about 2 miles long of terraced houses facing out to a small yard then a road, the road was fairly busy cut through, not a busy road but a fair amount of people passing through

One of the houses had 2, yes TWO clocks facing the street from their lounge front window with the correct time??

This has bothered me for years, I could maybe for a second understand having one clock facing the street, maybe the person who lived their was a postie, who walked past several times a day. But TWO clocks facing the street????? WTF?

Here is a street view that captures the clocks in their full glory:

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In case battery runs out in one, backup system...?

ManFromDelmonte

2,742 posts

181 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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I'm just checking in so I can see the tarp picture later.

Spare tyre

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9,586 posts

131 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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TwistingMyMelon said:
Please PHERS help me solve a past odd neighbour situation

When I lived in Swindon 6+ years ago , it was on a street that was about 2 miles long of terraced houses facing out to a small yard then a road, the road was fairly busy cut through, not a busy road but a fair amount of people passing through

One of the houses had 2, yes TWO clocks facing the street from their lounge front window with the correct time??

This has bothered me for years, I could maybe for a second understand having one clock facing the street, maybe the person who lived their was a postie, who walked past several times a day. But TWO clocks facing the street????? WTF?

Here is a street view that captures the clocks in their full glory:

im a swindon lad originally, i'm afraid if you have to ask what its about, we cant tell you

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

234 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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HorneyMX5 said:
Really noisey sex in the middle of the day with all the windows open.
Sorry!

Spare tyre

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9,586 posts

131 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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Rude-boy said:
Sorry!
but thanks for leaving your back door open for me

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

234 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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DoubleSix said:
Yup. Add in tedious, trite and unimaginative.

I also get this from time to time from our neighbours. One day I think I'm going to do the full on rolling on the floor, belly laugh, but I'll wait until they do it with friends in tow...

briangriffin

1,586 posts

169 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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My elderly neighbour has had his Halloween decorations up since last November, fair play to him though he gives it his al. Down to the skeleton on the sofa and the cobwebs in the windows.

Bless him

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

234 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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Spare tyre said:
Rude-boy said:
Sorry!
but thanks for leaving your back door open for me
That's alright, I was just glad you appeared - better than thinking of Maggie naked on the loo I can tell you!

Hooli

32,278 posts

201 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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longshot said:
Hooli said:
12 houses in our village, 3 are occupied by tts of various descriptions.
So tempting. tongue out
I set them up....


It would depend on who you ask as to which three houses are referred too smile

paulwirral

3,154 posts

136 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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HorneyMX5 said:
Really noisey sex in the middle of the day with all the windows open.
Give them a knock on the door , I'm sure you have something that will help keep her quiet at least !

paulwirral

3,154 posts

136 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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HorneyMX5 said:
Really noisey sex in the middle of the day with all the windows open.
Give them a knock on the door , I'm sure you have something that will help keep her quiet at least !

paulwirral

3,154 posts

136 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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HorneyMX5 said:
Really noisey sex in the middle of the day with all the windows open.
Give them a knock on the door , I'm sure you have something that will help keep her quiet at least !

aka_kerrly

12,419 posts

211 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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paulwirral said:
HorneyMX5 said:
Really noisey sex in the middle of the day with all the windows open.
Give them a knock on the door , I'm sure you have something that will help keep her quiet at least !
Alluding to a threesome doesn't require three separate poststongue out

Accelebrate

5,252 posts

216 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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I came home to an odd one. A note from one of my neighbours asking if he can come and have a closer look at my new-ish front door as he's had a quote from the same fitter. I presume out of politeness he's specified that he only wants to see the outside. However given that he pushed the written note through the door in question I do wonder what he hasn't already seen?

paulwirral

3,154 posts

136 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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aka_kerrly said:
Alluding to a threesome doesn't require three separate poststongue out
No idea why it happens , just does on a regular basis , posts I mean , not threesomes with the neighbours !

paulwirral

3,154 posts

136 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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aka_kerrly said:
Alluding to a threesome doesn't require three separate poststongue out
No idea why it happens , just does on a regular basis , posts I mean , not threesomes with the neighbours !

bristolracer

5,542 posts

150 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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Fotic said:
bristolracer said:
Having fallen out with my new neighbours over parking,(well im a pistonhead I may have some cars)

I have become the odd neighbour

If i have to talk to her I just stare at her t**s
I will run the camper van to warm it up with its blend of pre cat diesel fumes blowing across their garden
My two stroke strimmer is great when they have friends around and are sat in the garden
I have been known to drill a rock or two for fun
i have chased their dog off my garden muttering that i will kill it if i catch it again

It may be time soon to ask them if they have taken the baby jesus into their souls?
What a lovely man you sound.
They started it,we were all just getting along fine until they arrived everyone used to get along and if you had guests over it was fine for them to park, if a car got in the way a simple "would you mind" would suffice. They moved in and got the deeds out "thats ours this is yours etc "
They also seem to think its okay for their friends to park anywhere including on and over the pavement.

So F*** em. Ive tried to be reasonable, we all have to live together etc but its fallen on deaf ears,she nearly had my wife in tears last week and for that reason alone I will continue to upset them.

miniman

24,979 posts

263 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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Two neighbours who dislike children. Odd, considering they seem to like their own children and grandchildren ok, and bought large detached houses on a cul-de-sac of other family sized houses immediately next to a school.

DoubleSix

11,715 posts

177 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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My neighbours are generally delightful.

Which adds to my annoyance that when their children visit with grandkids in tow they think it's perfectly acceptable to put a cone in the road outside the house so they can park up.

Considering parking is a challenge for everyone round here and we have a young child of our own I simply can't abide this selfishness. Last time I put the cone on their doorstep and parked there anywayz...

Really annoying because they're otherwise very decent folk.

DaveGoddard

1,193 posts

146 months

Tuesday 15th July 2014
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DoubleSix said:
Yup. Add in tedious, trite and unimaginative.
I remember once on one of the rare occasions that I wash my car, one of my neighbours pulled up in her Fiesta and trotted out the "you can do mine next" line. I wasn't in the best of moods at the time and fired back "That joke has been around since cars were invented and hasn't got any funnier since." She never spoke to me again until her and her family moved out.