Odd things your neighbours do?
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wjwren said:
I caught my neighbours son flinging poo into out garden once. Half of it was stuck on our tree. Happened on a second occasion and I was in the kitchen, rushed out and the neighbours son was other side lobbing it off a spade! He went bright red and hasnt done it since. He was late teens so guess it was a "laugh".
Species?
Not his own, I hope??
wjwren said:
yes his own poo. His dad walks the dog past ours and I mentioned it. There was a bottle of wine in the porch next day with a note saying "sorry".
Slightly runny poo, had a mild wetness to it so it stuck to the tree bark. Lovely.
Flings poo in neighbour's garden, gets caught, buys bottle of wine and says "sorry".Slightly runny poo, had a mild wetness to it so it stuck to the tree bark. Lovely.
Is it just me or ..
Some seriously odd people in this world.
All that jazz said:
wjwren said:
yes his own poo. His dad walks the dog past ours and I mentioned it. There was a bottle of wine in the porch next day with a note saying "sorry".
Slightly runny poo, had a mild wetness to it so it stuck to the tree bark. Lovely.
Flings poo in neighbour's garden, gets caught, buys bottle of wine, [rubs poo around the neck before giving it to you] and says "sorry".Slightly runny poo, had a mild wetness to it so it stuck to the tree bark. Lovely.
Is it just me or ..
Some seriously odd people in this world.
never met him before. Perhaps i need to get Down with the Kids and lob poo around.
Saying that, about 15 years ago, an old chap round the corner, really nice bloke, in his late 70's, came to me all stressed and said someone was pooing on his doorstep in the middle of the night. I had to bite my lip as I wanted to laugh. Kept happening so he waited up till 2am and took a picture of the offender. Showed me the pic and said do you know him? I recognised him from a road away. Well off parents who had a wood yard and sold out to Travis Perkins and must of had a few quid. Police got involved and I think the kid got cautioned. It affected the old man so bad that someone could do that to him that he ended up moving house.
Saying that, about 15 years ago, an old chap round the corner, really nice bloke, in his late 70's, came to me all stressed and said someone was pooing on his doorstep in the middle of the night. I had to bite my lip as I wanted to laugh. Kept happening so he waited up till 2am and took a picture of the offender. Showed me the pic and said do you know him? I recognised him from a road away. Well off parents who had a wood yard and sold out to Travis Perkins and must of had a few quid. Police got involved and I think the kid got cautioned. It affected the old man so bad that someone could do that to him that he ended up moving house.
wjwren said:
never met him before. Perhaps i need to get Down with the Kids and lob poo around.
Saying that, about 15 years ago, an old chap round the corner, really nice bloke, in his late 70's, came to me all stressed and said someone was pooing on his doorstep in the middle of the night. I had to bite my lip as I wanted to laugh. Kept happening so he waited up till 2am and took a picture of the offender. Showed me the pic and said do you know him? I recognised him from a road away. Well off parents who had a wood yard and sold out to Travis Perkins and must of had a few quid. Police got involved and I think the kid got cautioned. It affected the old man so bad that someone could do that to him that he ended up moving house.
Saying that, about 15 years ago, an old chap round the corner, really nice bloke, in his late 70's, came to me all stressed and said someone was pooing on his doorstep in the middle of the night. I had to bite my lip as I wanted to laugh. Kept happening so he waited up till 2am and took a picture of the offender. Showed me the pic and said do you know him? I recognised him from a road away. Well off parents who had a wood yard and sold out to Travis Perkins and must of had a few quid. Police got involved and I think the kid got cautioned. It affected the old man so bad that someone could do that to him that he ended up moving house.
WTH!?! Where is this wonderful neighbourhood that you reside?
So on one side you have neighbours shovelling feces over your fence and slingshotting it at your foliage and then down the road you have neighbours whose kids go around s
tting on people's doormats. What the juddering fk? Is there some scat fetish going on in your area that you are not aware of?
thismonkeyhere said:
wjwren said:
I caught my neighbours son flinging poo into out garden once. Half of it was stuck on our tree. Happened on a second occasion and I was in the kitchen, rushed out and the neighbours son was other side lobbing it off a spade! He went bright red and hasnt done it since. He was late teens so guess it was a "laugh".
Species?
Not his own, I hope??
HTH
wjwren said:
I caught my neighbours son flinging poo into out garden once. Half of it was stuck on our tree. Happened on a second occasion and I was in the kitchen, rushed out and the neighbours son was other side lobbing it off a spade! He went bright red and hasnt done it since. He was late teens so guess it was a "laugh".
Can't you pay him to fling it at the 10 year old on a regular basis?This is a long one so apologies.
A few pages ago I mentioned the neighbour who puts the bins out.
We've now moved into our new place properly and I was somewhat surprised he's not really the neighbour. His house is round the corner from ours and on the other side of an alley behind our house.
I was at work but he introduced himself to my girlfriend. "I do all the bins around here, and the hedges" he told her.
Sure enough, we'd unpack stuff, put the packaging out in the bins and the next morning it would all be gone.
This was odd, because it wasn't even bin day.
Then Wednesday morning, my girlfriend went to put something in the bin and he appeared from nowhere, no sooner had she stepped outside.
"i've removed all the bags of polystyrene you put out and distributed them amongst all the other houses bins" he says.
She was mortified, worried what on earth the neighbours would think about our rubbish in their bins.
The landlord says he's harmless and this is just what he does, and my mate who lives two doors up says the same but it's creeping my girlfriend out. She says she'll go out in the morning and he's suddenly there, like he's been watching and waiting for her to appear.
Thursday morning she was getting in her car and he says "don't park there*, park round the corner, it's safer".
The crazy went up a notch yesterday, however.
We had a lot of cardboard from stuff we'd bought for the house and had collapsed it flat and stuck as much of it in the paper bag as possible, then put the bag and a load more squashed cardboard out by the bins.
We went to bed at 1am and it was still at the side of the house. When we woke up at around 7.30am it had gone, which was odd as we were sure the bins hadn't even been collected yet.
Later that night she went to put something in the garden waste bin and shouts me out.
There in the bin is the paper bag.
"What?" I ask.
"open it" she says
So i open it up, and there inside it is all the cardboard packaging we'd put out. All neatly cut into 6inch squared pieces. Hundreds of them. Like some sort of cardboard Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
We've only been living here four days.
A few pages ago I mentioned the neighbour who puts the bins out.
We've now moved into our new place properly and I was somewhat surprised he's not really the neighbour. His house is round the corner from ours and on the other side of an alley behind our house.
I was at work but he introduced himself to my girlfriend. "I do all the bins around here, and the hedges" he told her.
Sure enough, we'd unpack stuff, put the packaging out in the bins and the next morning it would all be gone.
This was odd, because it wasn't even bin day.
Then Wednesday morning, my girlfriend went to put something in the bin and he appeared from nowhere, no sooner had she stepped outside.
"i've removed all the bags of polystyrene you put out and distributed them amongst all the other houses bins" he says.
She was mortified, worried what on earth the neighbours would think about our rubbish in their bins.
The landlord says he's harmless and this is just what he does, and my mate who lives two doors up says the same but it's creeping my girlfriend out. She says she'll go out in the morning and he's suddenly there, like he's been watching and waiting for her to appear.
Thursday morning she was getting in her car and he says "don't park there*, park round the corner, it's safer".
- There being right outside the house on the main road.
The crazy went up a notch yesterday, however.
We had a lot of cardboard from stuff we'd bought for the house and had collapsed it flat and stuck as much of it in the paper bag as possible, then put the bag and a load more squashed cardboard out by the bins.
We went to bed at 1am and it was still at the side of the house. When we woke up at around 7.30am it had gone, which was odd as we were sure the bins hadn't even been collected yet.
Later that night she went to put something in the garden waste bin and shouts me out.
There in the bin is the paper bag.
"What?" I ask.
"open it" she says
So i open it up, and there inside it is all the cardboard packaging we'd put out. All neatly cut into 6inch squared pieces. Hundreds of them. Like some sort of cardboard Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
We've only been living here four days.
Edited by Oakey on Saturday 11th July 13:25
I swear he must have waited for the lights to go out early Friday morning, then come round and taken all the cardboard and worked through the night cutting it up with what I can only assume is a circular saw.
Every piece is the same size with a neat cut along the edge so sharp it would slice your finger.
I'll take a photo when I get back home.
When we moved in, the previous tenant had left this in the back garden:
We now suspect they were burning all their important mail rather than putting it out with the rubbish and left it for us to do the same
Every piece is the same size with a neat cut along the edge so sharp it would slice your finger.
I'll take a photo when I get back home.
When we moved in, the previous tenant had left this in the back garden:
We now suspect they were burning all their important mail rather than putting it out with the rubbish and left it for us to do the same
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