Sex Excuse Spreadsheet

Sex Excuse Spreadsheet

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The Moose

22,849 posts

209 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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mjb1 said:
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. I gave up asking years ago.

Perhaps he should have tried responding to her rebuttals with "well you won't mind if I just lie here and have a wk then"!
Be careful otherwise the mumsnetters will get hold of her and try to convince her you're sexually abusing her. Seriously.

DanielSan

18,793 posts

167 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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The Moose said:
Be careful otherwise the mumsnetters will get hold of her and try to convince her you're sexually abusing her. Seriously.
The sad fact is he really is being serious

EggsBenedict

1,770 posts

174 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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The_Burg said:
Suspect he still got more than the true average.
Yeah, worst 'I got it 3 times this month' thread ever

Shaoxter

4,079 posts

124 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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crazy about cars said:
Poor effort. Where's the data validation? Conditional formatting? Didnt even auto resize columns FFS!
hehe

Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Christ, if I had to document every time someone didn't want sex with me, I'd have to have built a clustered SQL environment by now.

The fact I know how to do that may be the main reason.

catso

14,787 posts

267 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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I'm more disturbed by the 'Vagina pants' linked to from the story; http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10982...

mikees

2,747 posts

172 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Rawwr said:
Christ, if I had to document every time someone didn't want sex with me, I'd have to have built a clustered SQL environment by now.

The fact I know how to do that may be the main reason.
Brilliant hehe

Pixelpeep7r

8,600 posts

142 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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I bet this guy is one of those 'yeh im an excel god' types which actually means they know how to change the colour of the cells and put a grid round it.

The same type that seem to just use the really strong and eye melting Red, green and yellow everywhere.

he should have just typed it in notepad. it has no business being on a spreadsheet.


Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Pixelpeep7r said:
I bet this guy is one of those 'yeh im an excel god' types which actually means they know how to change the colour of the cells and put a grid round it.

The same type that seem to just use the really strong and eye melting Red, green and yellow everywhere.

he should have just typed it in notepad. it has no business being on a spreadsheet.
I can do all that, are you saying that..... I'm not an excel God?

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Pixelpeep7r

8,600 posts

142 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Axionknight said:
Pixelpeep7r said:
I bet this guy is one of those 'yeh im an excel god' types which actually means they know how to change the colour of the cells and put a grid round it.

The same type that seem to just use the really strong and eye melting Red, green and yellow everywhere.

he should have just typed it in notepad. it has no business being on a spreadsheet.
I can do all that, are you saying that..... I'm not an excel God?

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If i ask you to print off a report and you hand it to me either; on a3 paper, with tiny text or several a4 sheets sellotaped together to make one massive sheet then you are the god you think you are wink

youngsyr

14,742 posts

192 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Pixelpeep7r said:
If i ask you to print off a report and you hand it to me either; on a3 paper, with tiny text or several a4 sheets sellotaped together to make one massive sheet then you are the god you think you are wink
I've produced Excel reports with tiny text, on several A3 sheets taped together, so what does that make me?

...in fact, don't answer that. getmecoat

mjb1

2,556 posts

159 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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youngsyr said:
I've produced Excel reports with tiny text, on several A3 sheets taped together, so what does that make me?

...in fact, don't answer that. getmecoat
Celibate? biggrin

FredClogs

14,041 posts

161 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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I think his penchant for spreadsheets has more to do with his lack of marital pleasure than her frigidity, I wouldn't be surprised if she was banging half his mate whilst he's away on business. If you have to ask pal you ain't doing it right.

Pixelpeep7r

8,600 posts

142 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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FredClogs said:
I think his penchant for spreadsheets has more to do with his lack of marital pleasure than her frigidity, I wouldn't be surprised if she was banging half his mate whilst he's away on business. If you have to ask pal you ain't doing it right.
The lower half right?

FredClogs

14,041 posts

161 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Pixelpeep7r said:
FredClogs said:
I think his penchant for spreadsheets has more to do with his lack of marital pleasure than her frigidity, I wouldn't be surprised if she was banging half his mate whilst he's away on business. If you have to ask pal you ain't doing it right.
The lower half right?
Yeah, the lower half of one and the upper half of another...

Pixelpeep7r

8,600 posts

142 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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FredClogs said:
Pixelpeep7r said:
FredClogs said:
I think his penchant for spreadsheets has more to do with his lack of marital pleasure than her frigidity, I wouldn't be surprised if she was banging half his mate whilst he's away on business. If you have to ask pal you ain't doing it right.
The lower half right?
Yeah, the lower half of one and the upper half of another...
Ahhh 'panto-horse' styleeeee

Prawnboy

1,326 posts

147 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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all i'm seeing is a lucky bd.

FredClogs

14,041 posts

161 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Pixelpeep7r said:
FredClogs said:
Pixelpeep7r said:
FredClogs said:
I think his penchant for spreadsheets has more to do with his lack of marital pleasure than her frigidity, I wouldn't be surprised if she was banging half his mate whilst he's away on business. If you have to ask pal you ain't doing it right.
The lower half right?
Yeah, the lower half of one and the upper half of another...
Ahhh 'panto-horse' styleeeee
Neigh...

Pixelpeep7r

8,600 posts

142 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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FredClogs said:
Pixelpeep7r said:
FredClogs said:
Pixelpeep7r said:
FredClogs said:
I think his penchant for spreadsheets has more to do with his lack of marital pleasure than her frigidity, I wouldn't be surprised if she was banging half his mate whilst he's away on business. If you have to ask pal you ain't doing it right.
The lower half right?
Yeah, the lower half of one and the upper half of another...
Ahhh 'panto-horse' styleeeee
Neigh...
Should have just stuck with the stable relationship.