Four year olds graduating

[STW2010]

Type R Tom said:

STW2010 said:

Type R Tom said:

I had to check the calendar to make sure it wasn't 1st April, why do we always take the rubbish from America like this and Proms and not the good stuff like customer service in restaurants. More fall the parents I say, all we had was a leavers assembly in church

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-28399266

Fool. As in "you are a fool"

I've edited it for you, hope you can sleep tonight now

Shall we arrange a celebration ceremony for you? You have just learned a new word.

[Type R Tom]

STW2010 said:

Type R Tom said:

STW2010 said:

Type R Tom said:

I had to check the calendar to make sure it wasn't 1st April, why do we always take the rubbish from America like this and Proms and not the good stuff like customer service in restaurants. More fall the parents I say, all we had was a leavers assembly in church

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-28399266

Fool. As in "you are a fool"

I've edited it for you, hope you can sleep tonight now

Shall we arrange a celebration ceremony for you? You have just learned a new word.

If you insist, I’d quite like light blue gown and mortar board as it’ll match my eyes. Plus I want a scroll, balloons, and a congratulations cake. Then I want a rented tuxedo for the Prom party after along with a stretch Hummer, loads of jelly and ice-cream and all my friends and family to attend? I’m free Friday next week, looking forward to it!

[Hackney]

blindswelledrat said:

You bunch of miserable bds

They are 4 for crying out loud. It's just a cute bit of fun.
Analogising it to Americanisms and collapse of morals blah blah blah misery misery misery is just nonsense.
4. Years. Old.

Absolutely.
So they don't know what it's for
They don't have the money to buy the gear
They don't know why they have to stand in front of everyone
They don't know why they have to rehearse
They don't know why they're wearing the silly gown and daft hat

So what is it for?

[Sheepshanks]

Hackney said:

Absolutely.
So they don't know what it's for
They don't have the money to buy the gear
They don't know why they have to stand in front of everyone
They don't know why they have to rehearse
They don't know why they're wearing the silly gown and daft hat

So what is it for?

Little kids love dressing up and putting on shows - it's just an excuse for another one and they'll really enjoy it.

[blindswelledrat]

Hackney said:

Absolutely.
So they don't know what it's for
They don't have the money to buy the gear
They don't know why they have to stand in front of everyone
They don't know why they have to rehearse
They don't know why they're wearing the silly gown and daft hat

So what is it for?

Sigh, I take it
a)You have never been to a pre-school leavers assembly and
b) You don't have children and
c)You've never had sex with a human female?

[Disco You]

Type R Tom said:

DrDoofenshmirtz said:

We aren't living in Victorian Britain any more.
Nothing wrong with school proms, and if they want to have a special leavers day from nursery then why not - granted, it is a bit OTT, but meh.

We had “leavers’ discos” where we turned up in our Sunday best, not Proms with Limo’s and hired tuxes. At my sisters school the head was asked for permission to land a helicopter in the school fields.

Just another excuse for parents to spend money they haven’t got on an American tradition, really hope it all dies down by the time I have kids.

You complain about American traditions coming over here, and then say "tuxes". Nice.

[STW2010]

Type R Tom said:

If you insist, I’d quite like light blue gown and mortar board as it’ll match my eyes. Plus I want a scroll, balloons, and a congratulations cake. Then I want a rented tuxedo for the Prom party after along with a stretch Hummer, loads of jelly and ice-cream and all my friends and family to attend? I’m free Friday next week, looking forward to it!

You have friends?

[STW2010]

blindswelledrat said:

c)You've never had sex with a human female?

Do participants of beastiality ever worry about the gender of the animal?

[blindswelledrat]

STW2010 said:

blindswelledrat said:

c)You've never had sex with a human female?

Do participants of beastiality ever worry about the gender of the animal?

Good question. You assume not don't you?
I can't imagine presenting a beasto with a pig to bum, for him to turn his nose up at it because it's a man pig rather than a woman pig. Who knows though? I genuinely want the answer to that now for some reason

[STW2010]

blindswelledrat said:

I genuinely want the answer to that now for some reason

[Type R Tom]

Disco You said:

You complain about American traditions coming over here, and then say "tuxes". Nice.

Yep, if I was going to a prom I might wear a tuxedo, if I was going to a ball I might wear a dinner suit

[Justin Cyder]

Type R Tom said:

Yep, if I was going to a prom I might wear a tuxedo, if I was going to a ball I might wear a dinner suit

[Disco You]

Justin Cyder said:

Type R Tom said:

Yep, if I was going to a prom I might wear a tuxedo, if I was going to a ball I might wear a dinner suit

+1.

[CrutyRammers]

blindswelledrat said:

You bunch of miserable bds

They are 4 for crying out loud. It's just a cute bit of fun.
Analogising it to Americanisms and collapse of morals blah blah blah misery misery misery is just nonsense.
4. Years. Old.

You surprise me BSR. That's the exact opposite of the position I'd expect you to take. "Just a bit of fun" doesn't normally fly as a reason for you

[blindswelledrat]

CrutyRammers said:

You surprise me BSR. That's the exact opposite of the position I'd expect you to take. "Just a bit of fun" doesn't normally fly as a reason for you

Fair.
I thought that as I typed that. It was the sort of thing that gets typed at me a lot.

[STW2010]

CrutyRammers said:

You surprise me BSR. That's the exact opposite of the position I'd expect you to take. "Just a bit of fun" doesn't normally fly as a reason for you

He won't answer for a while. He's researching the gender preferences of animal 'lovers'.

[STW2010]

Oh, he's back. What did you find out?

[DoubleSix]

blindswelledrat said:

CrutyRammers said:

You surprise me BSR. That's the exact opposite of the position I'd expect you to take. "Just a bit of fun" doesn't normally fly as a reason for you

Fair.
I thought that as I typed that. It was the sort of thing that gets typed at me a lot.

I thought some had hacked your account....

[Oakey]

Dear BSR

I cordially invite you to my sons graduation ceremony where we celebrate his graduation from bottles to solids. Attire is smart, bow tie, no trainers.

Please RSVP at your earliest convenience.

Oakey

[GTIR]

Local prom, the usual Mercs, Porsche's etc but some tool pulled his speedboat with a can and plonked his two daughters on the back and drove in!

Why!

They were upstaged by a dad dropping of their kids in a Peterbilt American truck cab!