Help me with a poem

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Jonboy_t

5,038 posts

184 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Jose, to show I'm still caring,
I thought I might try something daring,
I'll pen a quick verse,
And include the odd curse,
Coz we all know how much you like swearing. You .

You're significantly older than me,
And that's something you will always be,
And now you are forty,
It's time to be naughty,
So I'll have a double JD!

But Jose, there's one thing I must say,
It's your missus, she gets in the way,
She keeps us from drink,
But now that I think,
It's probably best, anyway!

Mr Roper

13,013 posts

195 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Making your way in the world Jose takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from being 40, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?

Sometimes you need to know
Sake is served at room temperatuuuure.......
....and sushi tastes like shiiiiit.
You wanna see me on a Wednesday morning,
Our hangovers get worse with age,
You wanna go where everyones on the game.
No live fire on the Salisbury Plain.



(Not a dry eye in the house)

matrignano

Original Poster:

4,384 posts

211 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Version 2 (loved the cursing bit, so Him):

Jose, to show I'm still caring - 7
Let me try something daring - 7
I've penned a quick verse - 5
Including the odd curse - 6
Because we all know - 5
How much you like swearing - 6
You !

Together, the West End we conquer – 9
You relive your past through my liver – 9
And now that you are fourty - 6
Let’s be even more naughty - 7

Burger, Bourbon and Beer - 6
Go down with a loud cheer – 6
Occasional Syndrome of Tourette – 9
In much trouble together we get – 9

The past, a sake-fuelled haze - 7
I’m sure they were happy days – 7
Hey, Saturday night fever – 7
This chap is a right Geezer! – 7

For a moment, let’s be serious - 9
Although sometimes you’re nefarious – 9
You’re a decent guy, like no other – 9
I’m proud to call you my Big Brother – 9

In You a true friend I found - 7
Happy birthday, it's your round! - 7

Edited by matrignano on Wednesday 23 July 17:40

Nezquick

1,461 posts

127 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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There once was a man called Jose
Who insisted that he wasn't gay
But when we go out
He minces and pouts
Especially if it's a Tuesday

Disco You

3,685 posts

181 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I've got a knife,
Get in the van.

TBSC

124 posts

164 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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O dear little Jo
I love your wife so
Especially in her nighty
When the moonlght flits
Across her tits
O jesus christ almighty

(with thanks to Derek and Clive)

Dalto123

3,198 posts

164 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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roboxm3 said:
Here's my favourite poem, you can use it if you get stuck:

Roses are red
Bacon is red
Poems are hard
Bacon

You're welcome.
My sort of poem hehe


phugleigh

141 posts

231 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Edited by phugleigh on Wednesday 6th August 01:46

SeeFive

8,280 posts

234 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Mr Roper said:
My brother from another mother,

You see you self in me,
wkER
But that' probably the sake.
DRIPPING ARSE tt
We both hate Wedenesdays.
wk ME OFF

The end.
Properly laughed out loud at that, especially as it started out so poetic! Virtual beer to you Mr Roper for cheering up my evening biggrin

VinceFox

20,566 posts

173 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Mr Roper said:
My brother from another mother,

You see you self in me,
wkER
But that' probably the sake.
DRIPPING ARSE tt
We both hate Wedenesdays.
wk ME OFF

The end.
rofl