It seems The Lounge is going 'Mumsnet' at the moment so I thought I'd get it back on track...

[Fotic]

TVR1 said:

Of course it's not 40%

You're being obtuse.

The point, as I'm sure you are aware, is that I don't expect to be 'ambushed'

I'm being obtuse? No, you're just being ridiculous,pompous and 'entitled'.

[TVR1]

NNK said:

Personally I wouldn't take my phone in if my wife was having a scan.

However, if I was going on a champagne, coke & hookers bender (again) I would definitely have it.

Yes, well, I got a 30 day ban last time I did that.

[Pit Pony]

So a woman let you think that it was your sperm that impregnated her ?
Or You are bragging that a woman let you have sex with her ?
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You wanted "lounge" ?

Hope it all goes smoothly.

[cossy400]

Congrates OP.

But REALLY 4 pages over a pic.

And I was worrying my life was becoming a bit rubbish.

[TVR1]

Pit Pony said:

So a woman let you think that it was your sperm that impregnated her ?
Or You are bragging that a woman let you have sex with her ?
.....
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You wanted "lounge" ?

Hope it all goes smoothly.

I've been in The Lounge for a while, so no worries!

[TVR1]

cossy400 said:

Congrates OP.

But REALLY 4 pages over a pic.

And I was worrying my life was becoming a bit rubbish.

Muchas Gracias! I know, how odd.

[CasTiger7]

£6 per photo I paid at LGI 4 weeks ago, I thought it was supposed to be cheaper living 'up north'?

Anyway congrats OP.

[mybrainhurts]

Impasse said:

I've had sex before, too.

Before what?

[Impasse]

mybrainhurts said:

Impasse said:

I've had sex before, too.

Before what?

Sobbing uncontrollably in disgust at myself.

[Justayellowbadge]

Impasse said:

mybrainhurts said:

Impasse said:

I've had sex before, too.

Before what?

Sobbing uncontrollably in disgust at myself.

The rent boy probably felt worse, but at least had earnt enough drug money to savour oblivion for 30 minutes or so.

[Impasse]

Justayellowbadge said:

Impasse said:

mybrainhurts said:

Impasse said:

I've had sex before, too.

Before what?

Sobbing uncontrollably in disgust at myself.

The rent boy probably felt worse, but at least had earnt enough drug money to savour oblivion for 30 minutes or so.

He paid me.

[Driller]