Crack shaving

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lord trumpton

7,382 posts

126 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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devnull said:
I had an ex with a hairy ahole. I was mortified. She's an ex for a reason.
I've been married for 8 years and never seen my wife's cornhole. As pert as her bum is, anything beyond those shapely cheeks is too far for me.

What's the big deal about arses? It's the part of the body that poo poo comes out of, why would anyone have any interest in them whatsoever? The fun is around the front.

DrDoofenshmirtz

15,220 posts

200 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Just use Nair hair removal cream - it's only £1 a tube and a lot easier than using a razor.

Disco You

3,685 posts

180 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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The classics are always the best.

V8Ford

2,675 posts

166 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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For the first few times I had no problems, but after a while I noticed the razor wasn't as sharp for when I went to do my face.

jeebus

445 posts

184 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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At what point do you look at your hoop in the mirror and say "ok thats enough". My arse looks like a bloody compost heap at he best of times and it would look daft with a hairless crack. So where do you stop? Do you shave your cheeks and guffins bridge as well before moving onto the balls, but then I would look like I had hairy stockings on! it would quite quickly escalate into a full body shave.

Salgar

3,283 posts

184 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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This is a great thread.

juice

8,532 posts

282 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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http://www.boots.com/en/No-No-Plus-Hair-Removal-Sy...

Dare you to go into the local branch and ask if it's OK for doing your rusty bullet wound !

Frixturbo

224 posts

149 months

Monday 28th July 2014
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Best thread I've seen in a long time... lmao..

bloomen

6,891 posts

159 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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My ring piece is so hairy it looks like there's a horse hiding up there. It's staying up there too.

Johnny

9,652 posts

284 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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lord trumpton said:
devnull said:
I had an ex with a hairy ahole. I was mortified. She's an ex for a reason.
I've been married for 8 years and never seen my wife's cornhole. As pert as her bum is, anything beyond those shapely cheeks is too far for me.

What's the big deal about arses? It's the part of the body that poo poo comes out of, why would anyone have any interest in them whatsoever? The fun is around the front.
I really don't know what to say to that... But I'll try...

You're missing out. She's missing out.

8 years. Jesus. There is lots of fun to be had, everywhere.

Get stuck in! As it were biggrin

Oh, and the shaving thing, it's easy to do as already said. Decent razor, work by feel in the shower. No drama.

911Alan

92 posts

143 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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bloomen said:
My ring piece is so hairy it looks like there's a horse hiding up there. It's staying up there too.
laugh


mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Bloody hell, don't cut your hole.

It might heal up.

croyde

Original Poster:

22,857 posts

230 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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rofl at a lot of the replies. Needed cheering up hehe

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Did yours as well, did you...?

Davie_GLA

6,521 posts

199 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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jeebus said:
At what point do you look at your hoop in the mirror and say "ok thats enough". My arse looks like a bloody compost heap at he best of times and it would look daft with a hairless crack. So where do you stop? Do you shave your cheeks and guffins bridge as well before moving onto the balls, but then I would look like I had hairy stockings on! it would quite quickly escalate into a full body shave.
Genuine laughter here!

Just when you thought you'd read it all on PH this little gem comes along.

I'm interested in the thought process of asking the question on here, as funny as it is.

Cheered me up at the start of a long night / morning.

Pints

18,444 posts

194 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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mybrainhurts said:
Bloody hell, don't cut your hole.

It might heal up.
Too late for many it would seem, who are already full of st.

Bebee

4,679 posts

225 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Davie_GLA said:
I'm interested in the thought process of asking the question on here, as funny as it is.
Are you a psychologist or sumfin?

pad58

12,545 posts

181 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Yes have been doing it for years, but watchout for in-growing hairs.

s p a c e m a n

10,777 posts

148 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Your Google images search phrase for this thread is: Pilonidal Cyst 

hehe

backwoodsman

2,467 posts

129 months

Tuesday 29th July 2014
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s p a c e m a n said:
Your Google images search phrase for this thread is: Pilonidal Cyst 

hehe
I've had 5 of the buggers.

I'll stay unshaven thanks.