Crack shaving

[theshrew]

Get your balls done chicks love it

[theshrew]

lord trumpton said:

I've been married for 8 years and never seen my wife's cornhole. As pert as her bum is, anything beyond those shapely cheeks is too far for me.

What's the big deal about arses? It's the part of the body that poo poo comes out of, why would anyone have any interest in them whatsoever? The fun is around the front.

WTF

Have a look tonight just to see if it looks like a Baloon knot

[boobles]

Reminds of the time when I decided to trim my gonads on November the 5th using a rather large pair of scissors. Just about to make the trim when all of a sudden some little st bag lets off a banger (firework) right outside my house & made me jump hence looking down on the floor & seeing a rather large peice of my testi sack looking back up at me! Never again!!!!

[Dan_1981]

Holy fking Hell.

I love threads like these.

Attempting to sit at your desk, red faced, tears streaming down your face, a swollen lip and tongue from biting down on them trying to stop laughing.

And then someone links to the "30 clowns in oversize shoes" thread and it all goes to pot.

[evoivboy]

Next you will be talking about Anal bleaching

[Brigand]

boobles said:

Reminds of the time when I decided to trim my gonads on November the 5th using a rather large pair of scissors.

Now that really IS asking for trouble!

[Mephistofleas]

jeebus said:

...guffins bridge...

MAKE... IT... STOP...

Genuinely howling

[Hammer67]

Mephistofleas said:

jeebus said:

...guffins bridge...

MAKE... IT... STOP...

Genuinely howling

That's the male equivalent of the female "Road to Grimsby"

Stinks of fish and is close to a st hole.

[LiamM45]

backwoodsman said:

s p a c e m a n said:

Your Google images search phrase for this thread is: Pilonidal Cyst 

I've had 5 of the buggers.

I'll stay unshaven thanks.

I've had one of those and the subsequent extraction. Not fun!

[Pixelpeep7r]

lol

Have thought about proper 'manscaping' for a while - have done the obvious ones with a beard trimmer - easy - but then again i wasn't going 'full bald'

Nothing wrong with trimming

[Impasse]

Mephistofleas said:

jeebus said:

...guffins bridge...

MAKE... IT... STOP...

Genuinely howling

Really? Ok, Diff'rent Strokes and all that, but these threads are hardly ever funny or original.

[Mephistofleas]

Impasse said:

Really? Ok, Diff'rent Strokes and all that, but these threads are hardly ever funny or original.

Many many threads/replies on here and other forums don't float my boat but I rarely if ever point that out.

[BMRuss]

Another sac and crack shaver here, it's so much easier to wipe your arse after!

[matchmaker]

Nair Sensitive is the way. Sainsburys sell it

[CrutyRammers]

Mephistofleas said:

jeebus said:

...guffins bridge...

MAKE... IT... STOP...

Genuinely howling

That bit broke me too

[Willy Nilly]

CrutyRammers said:

Mephistofleas said:

jeebus said:

...guffins bridge...

MAKE... IT... STOP...

Genuinely howling

That bit broke me too

Notcha and barse are the technical terms.

You can tell by the way I fan my arse, I'm a womans man with a sweaty barse.

[Rude-boy]

Pixelpeep7r said:

Nothing wrong with trimming

This in all honesty.

A grade 2 front and back after a good clean just to keep things nice and trim and avoid any hairy grins is surely all that is needed.

As for those that say it make cleaning up after downloading easier. Eh? One to wipe, one to polish, one to be sure - I mean how hard is it? And let's face it if you need more than that chances are you've got more to worry about than a few hairs and will be giving things a wash anyway.

[soad]

DrDoofenshmirtz said:

Just use Nair hair removal cream - it's only £1 a tube and a lot easier than using a razor.

Never heard of it, cheers. I'm off to Sainsbury's.

[Pixelpeep7r]

shame you can't call it grooming any more really.

Another word ruined thanks to 21st century buzz word bks.

[GarryDK]

This has got to be the funniest thread I have read in a long time! Bravo OP.