Crack shaving

[otolith]

I wonder if the recommendations for hair removal cream are just fishing for another amusing review on Amazon from someone who has burnt all the skin off his arse?

Edited by otolith on Tuesday 29th July 14:25

[epom]

Oh Lordie, I'm all for keeping things tidy..... but.... yikes sounds too scary !!

[wildcat45]

jeebus said:

guffins bridge

My dear chap, please use the correct terminology. It is known as a "Notcha" Notcha bks, notcha bum.

[themanwithnoname]

wildcat45 said:

My dear chap, please use the correct terminology. It is known as a "Notcha" Notcha bks, notcha bum.

Oooooh you mean the Taint...

'Taint ya balls and 'taint yer bum

[otolith]

Not a "twernt"?

(if it twernt there, your guts would fall out)

[AintItFun]

get it waxed ....

[phil1979]

AintItFun said:

get it waxed ....

[croyde]

otolith said:

I wonder if the recommendations for hair removal cream are just fishing for another amusing review on Amazon from someone who has burnt all the skin off his arse?

Edited by otolith on Tuesday 29th July 14:25

Why not, still has me
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Crem...

[StuntmanMike]

lord trumpton said:

I've been married for 8 years and never seen my wife's cornhole. As pert as her bum is, anything beyond those shapely cheeks is too far for me.

What's the big deal about arses? It's the part of the body that poo poo comes out of, why would anyone have any interest in them whatsoever? The fun is around the front.

The wife's anus is like a 9 volt battery, you know it's wrong but sooner or later your going to touch it with your tongue.

[Johnny]

StuntmanMike said:

The wife's anus is like a 9 volt battery, you know it's wrong but sooner or later your going to touch it with your tongue.

Quite

[benjj]

StuntmanMike said:

The wife's anus is like a 9 volt battery, you know it's wrong but sooner or later your going to touch it with your tongue.

Quite right.

I'm a bit baffled by this cornhole shaving though. Where does it end? My hairs don't really stop anywhere so would you have one of those (face) cheek stripes on your arse cheeks?

If I was completely without hair I'd look like Morph.

I say leave your own dirtbox alone, focus on getting into some young ladies at this weird sounding party

[MikeOxlong]

A girls bottom hole is the final frontier surely? Once you've put it everywhere else it's the last remaining place you can go when it's your birthday.

[benjj]

MikeOxlong said:

A girls bottom hole is the final frontier surely? Once you've put it everywhere else it's the last remaining place you can go when it's your birthday.

Back of bent knees, armpits front and back, feet pushed together. The list, fortunately, goes on and one my friend

[mybrainhurts]

pad58 said:

Yes have been doing it for years, but watchout for in-growing hairs.

And how, exactly, does one identify ingrowing hairs...?

[Johnny]

Mmmmmm, armpit sex...

[J4CKO]

Just use fire, mine caught in 1986 and has been smouldering away ever since.

[mybrainhurts]

J4CKO said:

Just use fire, mine caught in 1986 and has been smouldering away ever since.

Doesn't the smoke annoy people...?

[Ki3r]

I've used veet in the past...doesn't last that long though .

Waxed my chest and that was ok...not brave enough to get my bks and arse done!

[Steve vRS]

StuntmanMike said:

The wife's anus is like a 9 volt battery, you know it's wrong but sooner or later your going to touch it with your tongue.

That is brilliant!

Steve

[Justices]

benjj said:

MikeOxlong said:

A girls bottom hole is the final frontier surely? Once you've put it everywhere else it's the last remaining place you can go when it's your birthday.

Back of bent knees, armpits front and back, feet pushed together. The list, fortunately, goes on and one my friend