Babies in the office....

Babies in the office....

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Tycho

11,574 posts

273 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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85Carrera

3,503 posts

237 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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Tyre Tread said:
I'm with the OP on this.

If I brought my new car into the office to show the lads and started chatting about it and revving the engine I'd get a bking but somehow a squawking child is acceptable.

They should take them to somehere outside the office where those who want to see the joint of meat can view it in their own time. It would sort out those who are genuinely interested in the st machine and those who just wanted a skive for 5 (read as 50) minutes.

Edited by Tyre Tread on Thursday 31st July 13:15
Well put. Couldn't agree more.

Bedford Rascal

29,469 posts

244 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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R6VED said:
Lighten up dickwad :-)
Yeah, lighten up, spazmo. It's a baby, stop crying like one.

Hub

6,431 posts

198 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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beanbag said:
We get on average about one baby appearance per day so it's just happens too often IMHO.
One a day? Well that might change things! Must be a big maternity pay bill!

beanbag

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7,346 posts

241 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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Baby number two (currently screaming), just entered the building.

Wonderful....

Puggit

48,430 posts

248 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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OP - do you work in a call center?!

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

233 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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Antony Moxey said:
beanbag said:
I was given looks that would kill and asked if "I liked children or was just a grumpy sod". rolleyes
Seems a fair question reading the OP.
No it isn't. To even begin think that it is is astounding, all they did was ask them to take their cooing elsewhere so that his work was not affected. Gosh, who would credit someone actually wanting to work at work and not coo over someone else's crapping and crying machine, the only interest in which they might having being that it will one day pay taxes and therefore their pension.

I like children that I can hand back when they are board of me ,or I of them, and am not noted for being a grumpy sod (although I have my moments). That said the workplace is not for children. Clue's in the name (exceptions may be made if you work in a nursery, etc.) .

Every child, grand child, niece and nephew of every member of staff seems to have been paraded through our office at some point. I don't mind so long as it does not impact on work but then they don't do it in my office when I am trying to take and make calls or put some vital post on PH wink


vixen1700

22,864 posts

270 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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Puggit said:
OP - do you work in a call center?!
Or a maternity ward? confused

Studio117

4,250 posts

191 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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Puggit said:
OP - do you work in a call center?!
Job centre perhaps?

LucreLout

908 posts

118 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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vixen1700 said:
Yeah, I'd be interested in people bringing their cats/kittens into the office. cool

We really don't get enough of that. frown
Already lots of pussy in my office. Giggety.

LucreLout

908 posts

118 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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Studio117 said:
Job centre perhaps?
Maternity ward?

Puggit

48,430 posts

248 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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LucreLout said:
Studio117 said:
Job centre perhaps?
Maternity ward?

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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Babies all look the same, so why don't the mums have a lottery now and then and just the winner brings hers in?

Adenauer

18,569 posts

236 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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I'm with ballbag on this, babies do not belong in the office, coochicoo or not, if you have a sprog and want to show your ex work colleagues, do it in your own time and somewhere other than the office.

I've had 3 former secretaries have a baby and then come back into the office to show them off, you can write off all the other females in the office for the next 15 minutes as they all stand around cooing and picking nits off the thing's head.

Horrible business.

Studio117

4,250 posts

191 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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vixen1700 said:
Yeah, I'd be interested in people bringing their cats/kittens into the office. cool

We really don't get enough of that. frown


Cotty

39,498 posts

284 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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BHC said:
Yeah, babies are rubbish at office work which is a shame because they could be a cheap source of work.
They are never any good at filing, don't know why they keep bringing them in. They don't even have a PC logon.

Fotic

719 posts

129 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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Hooli said:
It's bks & should be banned. babies are all the same, they just vary a bit in size & colour.
I'd understand if it was puppies, they are cute & fun etc.
As a homosexual (apols if it's not the case!), just because you won't ever have babies, it doesn't mean you should resent them.

Anyway, threads like this always bring out the slightly aspergic, forever single types who hate people and are confused by babies. For normal people, it's quite funny to watch as it's such a normal human reaction to by pleased to hear of a new arrival and to want to see it.


beanbag

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7,346 posts

241 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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Puggit said:
OP - do you work in a call center?!
It sometimes feels like it....

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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Fotic said:
As a homosexual (apols if it's not the case!), just because you won't ever have babies, it doesn't mean you should resent them.

Anyway, threads like this always bring out the slightly aspergic, forever single types who hate people and are confused by babies. For normal people, it's quite funny to watch as it's such a normal human reaction to by pleased to hear of a new arrival and to want to see it.
They also bring out the new parents pretty clearly too. hehe

MajorProblem

4,700 posts

164 months

Thursday 31st July 2014
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They just come in to show everyone they've had a baby so when they ring up sick because the baby's I'll everyone feels more sympathetic.