Conspiracy Theories for Cynics

[-Pete-]

maxxy5 said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

And so has our orbit of the sun, giving us day and night and seasons. That's not quite the same as being contrlled by the moon.

If he thinks we're controlled by the moon, he's a lunatic!

I know it was a pun, but apparently:

n.
1540s, "condition of being a lunatic," formed in English from lunatic + -cy. Originally in reference to intermittent periods of insanity, such as were believed to be triggered by the moon's cycle.

Even the OED is in on it.

You do know what a winky smiley means, don't you?
Whoosh

But I did wonder if "contriled" should have read "chemtrailed"...

[anonymous-user]

the first guest on rense radio tonight is Tim Rifat

Makes David Icke look like a conspiracy debunker (and hasn't sold as many books)

Just as a starter for you from his website

"Tim Rifat was lucky enough to be the super psychic in the occult branch of MI6 which was used to turn the British into zombie slaves, and to break the miner’s union, led by Arthur Scargill, and then destroy the Soviet Union. They fell out when MI6 promised payments never came through, and since 1989 when Tim Rifat blocked the occult warfare attack on China by Tiananmen Square, the British government and Tim Rifat have been waging a secret internecine, genocidal war, in which Tim Rifat has slaughtered hundreds, if not thousands, of British agents, and has now come to the position where he is in total control of occult warfare, and is using it to totally destroy Britain and the West."

I won't make it link, but you can find out more here...

psychicwarfare.com/introduction/

Edited by anonymous-user on Wednesday 25th March 21:36

[maxxy5]

I don't know whether it's creepy or sad. They always write in that incredibly dense verbiage, as if they don't actually want readers.

To answer the original post, Operation Gladio is a pretty good conspiracy theory.

[Dr Jekyll]

Not strictly conspiracy theories but the royal paternity cover up rumours can be amusing.

In descending order of credibility.

Zara Phillips and royal protection officer. Might just be something in this, the protection officer was transferred for being over familiar about the time Zara was born.

Prince Andrew and Lord Porchester. Slight physical resemblance and Lord P was close to the queen. But Prince A went out with one of Lord P's daughters at one point which would be pushing the envelope even by royal standards.

Prince Harry and James Hewitt. Some resemblance, but Harry is looking more and more like prince Charles.

Prince William and King Carlos of Spain. I think even David Icke would draw the line at this one.

There is also the theory that the queen mother was actually the daughter of a Glamis castle pastry cook.

Any others?

[dudleybloke]

Iv heard the one about Barbers Bush supposedly being the daughter of Alistair Crowley.

The latest silly one iv heard is Joan Rivers is still alive.

[Dr Jekyll]

There is also the one about Max Mosley being the offspring of Unity Mitford and Adolf Hitler.

[vrsmxtb]

Back to 9/11, are any of you aware of Dr Judy Wood's investigations and findings. Hers was the most compelling, as she approaches it in such a rational level headed way. Her lectures are worth watching on YT.

[jmorgan]

vrsmxtb said:

Back to 9/11, are any of you aware of Dr Judy Wood's investigations and findings. Hers was the most compelling, as she approaches it in such a rational level headed way. Her lectures are worth watching on YT.

I mentioned her earlier.

Are hurricanes still powering beam weapons?

[maxxy5]

There are no rational and level headed 9/11 conspiracy theories.

[MBBlat]

To see the real crazy google "satilites do not exist" - a load of seemingly serious flat eartheres with precisely zero physics knowledge, and i'm talking not even infant school level.

One video was ranting about how all satellite photos were obvious CGI fakes, whilst scrolling though pages of pics. Amongst the normal marketing shots were a couple of real photos of satellites (mainly Hubble) from NASA missions.

[scherzkeks]

mattmurdock said:

Try actually using Google to expand your viewpoint, rather than to regurgitate nonsense.

Here's another interesting piece you can read. I can't do much about your projection issues I am afraid.

http://www.journalof911studies.com/resources/2013E...

[MBBlat]

scherzkeks said:

Here's another interesting piece you can read. I can't do much about your projection issues I am afraid.

http://www.journalof911studies.com/resources/2013E...

Oh look we can ape scientific studies too
Notice in their table how nearly all of the CD papers come from one source (Journal 9/11 studies) or discussion topics. The PD papers come from numerous sources.

So
1) how did they, whoever they were, wire up three well populated office buildings for demolition without anyone noticing. BTW why have none of these demolition experts ever have a change of heart and confess the dead?
2) If it was a demolition, how come none of the classic signatures of such (triple boom, flashes) were seen? Look at a few demolition videos on youtube, the sound of explosives going off is very loud & distinctive.

[MissChief]

You mentioned the US and Nuclear weapons but why stop there? As mentioned in the Wikipedia thread, Karen Silkwood, depending on who you believe (or what you believe) she was poisoned by Plutonium in her own home, testified to the US Atomic Energy Commission about several Kilos of missing Plutonium, possibly stolen by staff working at the chemical factory she worked at and was 'mysteriously' killed in a RTA on the way to meet a New York Times Reporter. All documentation and paperwork she was supposed to have on her person to hand over to the Reporter was missing when the emergency services arrived at the scene of the accident where her car had damage to the rear of the car that no one remembers before she left to meet the Reporter.

[Colonial]

scherzkeks said:

Here's another interesting piece you can read. I can't do much about your projection issues I am afraid.

http://www.journalof911studies.com/resources/2013E...

Sorry, peer reviewed doesn't mean "getting other people who write for the same pamphlet to say 'yeah, evil government'".

[droopsnoot]

Dr Jekyll said:

Prince Harry and James Hewitt. Some resemblance, but Harry is looking more and more like prince Charles.

And sounds very much like Charles when he gives a speech, as well.

[vetrof]

I have't read the whole thread, so apologies if I'm repeating stuff.
What constitutes a conspiracy theory? Is it right up until the point they are proved correct? I'm not a subscriber to any of them, especially the really crazy stuff. But weren't Watergate and Iran-Contra affairs pretty out there before the proof was found?

[dudleybloke]

Gary Devore's death is a bit suspicious.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2905392/Ho...

Rumours are his missing hands reside in the skull and bones chapel at Yale.

[Dr Jekyll]

I do find it difficult to believe Elvis Presley died when he was reported to have done. I've seen a film of him performing the day before he supposedly died, and from the way he looked then I can't see how he could possibly have survived as long as 24 hours.

[LimaDelta]

I was sitting next to a hollywood starlet on a long haul flight from LAX a few years back and we discussed many things to kill the time, but one particular conversation involved the fact that 'Hollywood' was slowly teaching us the 'truth' through movies and feeding us small parts of this 'truth', as we (as people) wouldn't be able to accept the 'truth' if the government just came out and told us. She seemed really convinced of this and that there was some kind of extra-terrestrial influence on our every day lives that we were somehow unaware of.

She was fit though.

[warp9]

One of my favourite conspiracies is that the middle ages did not exist. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_hypothes...