Match.com (Volume 6)

[Ari]

olly22n said:

Look guys, white knights or whatever you want to call yourselves.

You can't simply box all women into whatever group you think they fit in. Ultimately it's surprisingly what even the most prim and proper girls will do if they fancy someone. That was the point I was illustrating, and you have missed.

Quite right mate. You've tapped lusty librarian and naughty nun into redtube so you know. Don't let anyone destroy the faith man!




Remarkable.

[Condi]

Ari said:

Quite right mate. You've tapped lusty librarian and naughty nun into redtube so you know. Don't let anyone destroy the faith man!




Remarkable.

To be fair he's not wrong... Not all girls, granted, but its become pretty normal to trade pictures via snapchat or whatever. There isnt a 'type' who will and a 'type' who wont; some of the girls I would have expected to wouldnt, and some of the most well bought up girls from nice families will send you all sorts.

Lets face it, we have 1 over-riding urge in this world and that is to reproduce with the most desirable person we can find. All as Olly says, if a girl has the hots for someone then she'll do whatever she can to attract them. If you're sending her something back and both having fun then even better.

[Tiggsy]

the above is spot on - its almost become as normal as women putting on makeup to attract someone......you flirt online, thats what you need to do.

gone from "hi" to full frontal in 30 mins before.

[Ari]

Tiggsy said:

the above is spot on - its almost become as normal as women putting on makeup to attract someone......you flirt online, thats what you need to do.

gone from "hi" to full frontal in 30 mins before.

And I'm sure that Darren, the sexually 'ambiguous' truck driver from Droitwich posing as 'Lusty Lucy', appreciated your, err, eagerness.

FFS.

[Tiggsy]

Ari said:

Tiggsy said:

the above is spot on - its almost become as normal as women putting on makeup to attract someone......you flirt online, thats what you need to do.

gone from "hi" to full frontal in 30 mins before.

And I'm sure that Darren, the sexually 'ambiguous' truck driver from Droitwich posing as 'Lusty Lucy', appreciated your, err, eagerness.

FFS.

ha! It was HER sending the pics! And she looked nothing like a truck driver! Was odd having coffee a few weeks later with someone you are on a first date with who you have already seen naked.....progresses the date well though

[Impasse]

Tiggsy said:

ha! It was HER sending the pics! And she looked nothing like a truck driver! Was odd having coffee a few weeks later with someone you are on a first date with who you have already seen naked.....progresses the date well though

Why would you want to date someone like that? She sounds like a tramp.

[Thankyou4calling]

Impasse said:

Why would you want to date someone like that? She sounds like a tramp.

You have answered your own question mate.

[Condi]

Impasse said:

Why would you want to date someone like that? She sounds like a tramp.

Stop being such a prude.

[Impasse]

Condi said:

Stop being such a prude.

It's not really being prudish to wish to avoid tramps who send naked photos of themselves to total strangers. You may be into such girls, but not everyone is.

[Ari]

Tiggsy said:

ha! It was HER sending the pics! And she looked nothing like a truck driver! Was odd having coffee a few weeks later with someone you are on a first date with who you have already seen naked.....progresses the date well though

[Blown2CV]

is it that hard to work out that some people want to do internet dating to bang, and some want to do it to find "the one". You can move between those two categories. Neither of these is the 'right answer', it's just where you're at in life?

[Mr Happy]

I'm sensing a presence on this thread...

[TedMaul]

Blown2CV said:

is it that hard to work out that some people want to do internet dating to bang, and some want to do it to find "the one". You can move between those two categories. Neither of these is the 'right answer', it's just where you're at in life?

This. I'm yet to find the right words for my profile to say "Looking for long-term Mrs Right but if Mrs Quick and Dirty comes along (pun intended) for something transient in the meantime then that's spot on"

Silver tongued cavalier I am not...

[OwenK]

TedMaul said:

This. I'm yet to find the right words for my profile to say "Looking for long-term Mrs Right but if Mrs Quick and Dirty comes along (pun intended) for something transient in the meantime then that's spot on"

Silver tongued cavalier I am not...

Mrs Right IS Mrs Quick and Dirty, just with self control.

[Calza]

TedMaul said:

This. I'm yet to find the right words for my profile to say "Looking for long-term Mrs Right but if Mrs Quick and Dirty comes along (pun intended) for something transient in the meantime then that's spot on"

Silver tongued cavalier I am not...

When you find the words, let me know please

[Thankyou4calling]

olly22n said:

Its easy - nurse or teacher.

After my last tinder relationship came to and end after nearly 3 years I seemingly have struck gold with the new one.

1 month in, no apparent signs of craziness.

Fingers crossed!

Mad in the head = Bad in the bed :-) (Phoneshop quote)

A degree of crazy is good.

[james_tigerwoods]

Thankyou4calling said:

Mad in the head = Bad in the bed :-) (Phoneshop quote)

A degree of crazy is good.

A whole truckload of crazy is bad. Very bad.

[Shnozz]

olly22n said:

Thankyou4calling said:

Mad in the head = Bad in the bed :-) (Phoneshop quote)

A degree of crazy is good.

No, she has the bedroom side covered off pretty well too. Can't fault her so far, which is great and deeply troubling at the same time. Especially as i have cleared the roster for her too!

And there was me, only a few posts back, sagely nodding my head and thinking you had worked out many of the answers. Now your wisdom is brought to question. She isn't a unicorn.

[Blown2CV]

OwenK said:

TedMaul said:

This. I'm yet to find the right words for my profile to say "Looking for long-term Mrs Right but if Mrs Quick and Dirty comes along (pun intended) for something transient in the meantime then that's spot on"

Silver tongued cavalier I am not...

Mrs Right IS Mrs Quick and Dirty, just with self control.

i'd advise against... ahem... "wifeing a ho"

[OwenK]

Blown2CV said:

OwenK said:

TedMaul said:

This. I'm yet to find the right words for my profile to say "Looking for long-term Mrs Right but if Mrs Quick and Dirty comes along (pun intended) for something transient in the meantime then that's spot on"

Silver tongued cavalier I am not...

Mrs Right IS Mrs Quick and Dirty, just with self control.

i'd advise against... ahem... "wifeing a ho"

Absolutely, you misunderstand me! I'm not saying shack up with a first-date-shagger. I'm saying that sluts and good girls are all running the same software, just the good girls know to keep their base instincts in check.