Match.com (Volume 6)
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ShyTallKnight said:
Well, lost my internet dating cherry last night with a first date via Match. Went pretty well actually certainly a second date maybe on the cards 
Got another date lined up for Thurs night with another lass from Match so will see how that goes.
Well second date lined up with Tues night lass for erm this Tues night funnily enough.Got another date lined up for Thurs night with another lass from Match so will see how that goes.
Regarding last Thurs nights date could've been worse (I still have my internal organs for example) but I'm sure I'll laugh about the experience in a few years time lol.
ShyTallKnight said:
ShyTallKnight said:
Well, lost my internet dating cherry last night with a first date via Match. Went pretty well actually certainly a second date maybe on the cards
Got another date lined up for Thurs night with another lass from Match so will see how that goes.
Well second date lined up with Tues night lass for erm this Tues night funnily enough.Got another date lined up for Thurs night with another lass from Match so will see how that goes.
Regarding last Thurs nights date could've been worse (I still have my internal organs for example) but I'm sure I'll laugh about the experience in a few years time lol.
I have a date Tuesday too
With a vegan which could be interesting 
AyBee said:
Do tell
Well in summary:Nice pics and we got on well pre date via text etc. She said she was a size 10/12.
It quickly, like within a millisecond of meeting transpires that the camera does lie… In fact it’s a big fat f
king liar..!!Now I’m not fattest but ffs dress appropriately. 8lbs of spuds in a 4lb bag springs to mind. I also just cannot get the image of Pearl from SpongeBob out of my head for some reason.
Far too much badly applied make-up for my liking. Looked like it was applied by Stevie Wonder using a catapult.
Spent most of the evening wanting a deep and meaningful conversation about ‘love at first sight’ and the definition of such.
Also spent far too much time telling me how attractive she was oh and how slim.
Like a gentleman I gave her a lift home and on the way she demanded to know if I fancied her, was there a spark etc… I pulled up outside her house and no sooner applied the handbrake than she’s out of her seatbelt and proceeds to either try and remove the soft tissue from my face or remove my vital organs through my trachea. After an eternity she pulls back, my head in her hands she looks at me and says “I just wanted to see if there was a spark..” If I’d had a cattle prod at this point there would’ve been. Before I can utter a word she goes for round 2 and I’m struggling for oxygen now. Finally she releases her grip, my face is dripping in lip gloss and sputum and she just utters “Hmmm” gets out of the car and stumbles off into the house. I stick the car in D and get the f
k out of Dodge.ShyTallKnight said:
Well in summary:
Nice pics and we got on well pre date via text etc. She said she was a size 10/12.
It quickly, like within a millisecond of meeting transpires that the camera does lie… In fact it’s a big fat fking liar..!!
Now I’m not fattest but ffs dress appropriately. 8lbs of spuds in a 4lb bag springs to mind. I also just cannot get the image of Pearl from SpongeBob out of my head for some reason.
Far too much badly applied make-up for my liking. Looked like it was applied by Stevie Wonder using a catapult.
Spent most of the evening wanting a deep and meaningful conversation about ‘love at first sight’ and the definition of such.
Also spent far too much time telling me how attractive she was oh and how slim.
Like a gentleman I gave her a lift home and on the way she demanded to know if I fancied her, was there a spark etc… I pulled up outside her house and no sooner applied the handbrake than she’s out of her seatbelt and proceeds to either try and remove the soft tissue from my face or remove my vital organs through my trachea. After an eternity she pulls back, my head in her hands she looks at me and says “I just wanted to see if there was a spark..” If I’d had a cattle prod at this point there would’ve been. Before I can utter a word she goes for round 2 and I’m struggling for oxygen now. Finally she releases her grip, my face is dripping in lip gloss and sputum and she just utters “Hmmm” gets out of the car and stumbles off into the house. I stick the car in D and get the fk out of Dodge.
You let the side down there. Should've seen it through to its logical conclusion in my opinion.Nice pics and we got on well pre date via text etc. She said she was a size 10/12.
It quickly, like within a millisecond of meeting transpires that the camera does lie… In fact it’s a big fat f
king liar..!!Now I’m not fattest but ffs dress appropriately. 8lbs of spuds in a 4lb bag springs to mind. I also just cannot get the image of Pearl from SpongeBob out of my head for some reason.
Far too much badly applied make-up for my liking. Looked like it was applied by Stevie Wonder using a catapult.
Spent most of the evening wanting a deep and meaningful conversation about ‘love at first sight’ and the definition of such.
Also spent far too much time telling me how attractive she was oh and how slim.
Like a gentleman I gave her a lift home and on the way she demanded to know if I fancied her, was there a spark etc… I pulled up outside her house and no sooner applied the handbrake than she’s out of her seatbelt and proceeds to either try and remove the soft tissue from my face or remove my vital organs through my trachea. After an eternity she pulls back, my head in her hands she looks at me and says “I just wanted to see if there was a spark..” If I’d had a cattle prod at this point there would’ve been. Before I can utter a word she goes for round 2 and I’m struggling for oxygen now. Finally she releases her grip, my face is dripping in lip gloss and sputum and she just utters “Hmmm” gets out of the car and stumbles off into the house. I stick the car in D and get the f
k out of Dodge.Thankyou4calling said:
ShyTallKnight said:
Well in summary:
Nice pics and we got on well pre date via text etc. She said she was a size 10/12.
It quickly, like within a millisecond of meeting transpires that the camera does lie… In fact it’s a big fat fking liar..!!
Now I’m not fattest but ffs dress appropriately. 8lbs of spuds in a 4lb bag springs to mind. I also just cannot get the image of Pearl from SpongeBob out of my head for some reason.
Far too much badly applied make-up for my liking. Looked like it was applied by Stevie Wonder using a catapult.
Spent most of the evening wanting a deep and meaningful conversation about ‘love at first sight’ and the definition of such.
Also spent far too much time telling me how attractive she was oh and how slim.
Like a gentleman I gave her a lift home and on the way she demanded to know if I fancied her, was there a spark etc… I pulled up outside her house and no sooner applied the handbrake than she’s out of her seatbelt and proceeds to either try and remove the soft tissue from my face or remove my vital organs through my trachea. After an eternity she pulls back, my head in her hands she looks at me and says “I just wanted to see if there was a spark..” If I’d had a cattle prod at this point there would’ve been. Before I can utter a word she goes for round 2 and I’m struggling for oxygen now. Finally she releases her grip, my face is dripping in lip gloss and sputum and she just utters “Hmmm” gets out of the car and stumbles off into the house. I stick the car in D and get the fk out of Dodge.
You let the side down there. Should've seen it through to its logical conclusion in my opinion.Nice pics and we got on well pre date via text etc. She said she was a size 10/12.
It quickly, like within a millisecond of meeting transpires that the camera does lie… In fact it’s a big fat f
king liar..!!Now I’m not fattest but ffs dress appropriately. 8lbs of spuds in a 4lb bag springs to mind. I also just cannot get the image of Pearl from SpongeBob out of my head for some reason.
Far too much badly applied make-up for my liking. Looked like it was applied by Stevie Wonder using a catapult.
Spent most of the evening wanting a deep and meaningful conversation about ‘love at first sight’ and the definition of such.
Also spent far too much time telling me how attractive she was oh and how slim.
Like a gentleman I gave her a lift home and on the way she demanded to know if I fancied her, was there a spark etc… I pulled up outside her house and no sooner applied the handbrake than she’s out of her seatbelt and proceeds to either try and remove the soft tissue from my face or remove my vital organs through my trachea. After an eternity she pulls back, my head in her hands she looks at me and says “I just wanted to see if there was a spark..” If I’d had a cattle prod at this point there would’ve been. Before I can utter a word she goes for round 2 and I’m struggling for oxygen now. Finally she releases her grip, my face is dripping in lip gloss and sputum and she just utters “Hmmm” gets out of the car and stumbles off into the house. I stick the car in D and get the f
k out of Dodge.ShyTallKnight said:
Well in summary:
Nice pics and we got on well pre date via text etc. She said she was a size 10/12.
It quickly, like within a millisecond of meeting transpires that the camera does lie… In fact it’s a big fat fking liar..!!
Now I’m not fattest but ffs dress appropriately. 8lbs of spuds in a 4lb bag springs to mind. I also just cannot get the image of Pearl from SpongeBob out of my head for some reason.
Far too much badly applied make-up for my liking. Looked like it was applied by Stevie Wonder using a catapult.
Spent most of the evening wanting a deep and meaningful conversation about ‘love at first sight’ and the definition of such.
Also spent far too much time telling me how attractive she was oh and how slim.
Like a gentleman I gave her a lift home and on the way she demanded to know if I fancied her, was there a spark etc… I pulled up outside her house and no sooner applied the handbrake than she’s out of her seatbelt and proceeds to either try and remove the soft tissue from my face or remove my vital organs through my trachea. After an eternity she pulls back, my head in her hands she looks at me and says “I just wanted to see if there was a spark..” If I’d had a cattle prod at this point there would’ve been. Before I can utter a word she goes for round 2 and I’m struggling for oxygen now. Finally she releases her grip, my face is dripping in lip gloss and sputum and she just utters “Hmmm” gets out of the car and stumbles off into the house. I stick the car in D and get the fk out of Dodge.
So I see you've met my ex then? Nice pics and we got on well pre date via text etc. She said she was a size 10/12.
It quickly, like within a millisecond of meeting transpires that the camera does lie… In fact it’s a big fat f
king liar..!!Now I’m not fattest but ffs dress appropriately. 8lbs of spuds in a 4lb bag springs to mind. I also just cannot get the image of Pearl from SpongeBob out of my head for some reason.
Far too much badly applied make-up for my liking. Looked like it was applied by Stevie Wonder using a catapult.
Spent most of the evening wanting a deep and meaningful conversation about ‘love at first sight’ and the definition of such.
Also spent far too much time telling me how attractive she was oh and how slim.
Like a gentleman I gave her a lift home and on the way she demanded to know if I fancied her, was there a spark etc… I pulled up outside her house and no sooner applied the handbrake than she’s out of her seatbelt and proceeds to either try and remove the soft tissue from my face or remove my vital organs through my trachea. After an eternity she pulls back, my head in her hands she looks at me and says “I just wanted to see if there was a spark..” If I’d had a cattle prod at this point there would’ve been. Before I can utter a word she goes for round 2 and I’m struggling for oxygen now. Finally she releases her grip, my face is dripping in lip gloss and sputum and she just utters “Hmmm” gets out of the car and stumbles off into the house. I stick the car in D and get the f
k out of Dodge.
I had some very interesting experiences on Match - it certainly makes you wonder how some people get through the day.
Glad you're experimenting STK, looks like you're having fun
I was supposed to have a date on Friday however it didn't happen, not really sure why, she just didn't seem very keen and was working late. No problem, I went for a couple of drinks with some mates at about 8. Come midnight I am absolutely smashed and on my way to meet her after she'd text me - my memory appears to have stopped about this point...
Apparently we drank for the next 3 hours, got a taxi back to hers, stopped the taxi for me to be sick in the road, continued back to hers, tried to get pizza at which point I disclosed my lactose intolerance, got back to hers where I passed out on the sofa while she threw grated cheese at me. I'm just too damn cool.
I woke up next to her with no clue where I was or what had happened and the worst hangover I'd had in a long time. Ended up spending all day with her and had a good laugh so all ends well, will probably see her again although she lives about an hour away.
Apparently we drank for the next 3 hours, got a taxi back to hers, stopped the taxi for me to be sick in the road, continued back to hers, tried to get pizza at which point I disclosed my lactose intolerance, got back to hers where I passed out on the sofa while she threw grated cheese at me. I'm just too damn cool.
I woke up next to her with no clue where I was or what had happened and the worst hangover I'd had in a long time. Ended up spending all day with her and had a good laugh so all ends well, will probably see her again although she lives about an hour away.
Council Baby said:
Women on dating sites who only have pictures of their kids on their profiles.
Great if you want to pull a nonse.
I haven't seen that before. And I've spent many a years trawling those sites for my amusement.Great if you want to pull a nonse.
Unless you mean together?! Mom and daughter? Have seen plenty of those. Makes me think is threesome on offer? Yes, they're of legal age.
I expect the ridicule I really do but driving her home the brain was discussing the potential with the wee man and the response back was "not a fking chance"...... Maybe in a few months time lol.
Anyway, date no.2 with blonde hotty on Tues night and she's ahem parking her car at mine whilst we head out for a meal so plenty of opportunity to make amends unless it all goes horribly wrong.
Lunch date with a previous squeeze on wed and a new one from match for drinks on thurs.
Contacted an absolute stunner on match tonight and she responded only to say that as I set my minimum age to 25 it was obvious I'm only looking for some fun which was a massive turn off. I think she was letting me down gently although I did persevere and got a few more mails back so will try again at some point when I'm a bit more buff 😊
king chance"...... Maybe in a few months time lol.Anyway, date no.2 with blonde hotty on Tues night and she's ahem parking her car at mine whilst we head out for a meal so plenty of opportunity to make amends unless it all goes horribly wrong.
Lunch date with a previous squeeze on wed and a new one from match for drinks on thurs.
Contacted an absolute stunner on match tonight and she responded only to say that as I set my minimum age to 25 it was obvious I'm only looking for some fun which was a massive turn off. I think she was letting me down gently although I did persevere and got a few more mails back so will try again at some point when I'm a bit more buff 😊
soad said:
Council Baby said:
Women on dating sites who only have pictures of their kids on their profiles.
Great if you want to pull a nonse.
I haven't seen that before. And I've spent many a years trawling those sites for my amusement.Great if you want to pull a nonse.
Unless you mean together?! Mom and daughter? Have seen plenty of those. Makes me think is threesome on offer? Yes, they're of legal age.
Swipe right if you fancy this 3 year old
message this 7 year old now! fking weird.Council Baby said:
Nope, just pics of the kids, no pics of themselves, very very odd thing to do.
Swipe right if you fancy this 3 year old message this 7 year old now! fking weird.
I think that the issue is that it just takes whatever they've put on their Facebook account as a default and they can't be bothered to change it. I swipe left obviously but I doubt they're very active anyway.Swipe right if you fancy this 3 year old
message this 7 year old now! fking weird.even blokes who are 'child positive' in a relationship with a new bird don't give a fk enough about the kids to actually see a picture of them. I find it surprising that nearly all women with kids think other people give even the slightest st about them. Even most of their families barely raise an eyebrow. Why they think putting anything more than the number and age of kids in text form would be in any way positive is beyond me. They only need to include that basic information so that most men can immediately rule them out anyway.
k enough about the kids to actually see a picture of them. I find it surprising that nearly all women with kids think other people give even the slightest st about them. Even most of their families barely raise an eyebrow. Why they think putting anything more than the number and age of kids in text form would be in any way positive is beyond me. They only need to include that basic information so that most men can immediately rule them out anyway.Blown2CV said:
even blokes who are 'child positive' in a relationship with a new bird don't give a fk enough about the kids to actually see a picture of them. I find it surprising that nearly all women with kids think other people give even the slightest st about them. Even most of their families barely raise an eyebrow. Why they think putting anything more than the number and age of kids in text form would be in any way positive is beyond me. They only need to include that basic information so that most men can immediately rule them out anyway.
I guess it falls into the range of "pictures of a hobby you do", and for a lot of parents they don't really do anything else!k enough about the kids to actually see a picture of them. I find it surprising that nearly all women with kids think other people give even the slightest st about them. Even most of their families barely raise an eyebrow. Why they think putting anything more than the number and age of kids in text form would be in any way positive is beyond me. They only need to include that basic information so that most men can immediately rule them out anyway.
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