Match.com (Volume 6)
Discussion
HerrSchnell said:
ColdSyphon said:
And yet. Part of me still really wants a partner as I feel like I'm totally missing that emotional companionship from my life...don't really know what to do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0pLBgRCwGoing to have to see this movie now.
ColdSyphon: Plenty of poorly thought out advice on this thread to get you going mate.
CountZero23 said:
HerrSchnell said:
ColdSyphon said:
And yet. Part of me still really wants a partner as I feel like I'm totally missing that emotional companionship from my life...don't really know what to do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0pLBgRCwCountZero23 said:
Going to have to see this movie now.
You sir, are in for an incredibly NSFW treat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSg0IMXptn4
hornetrider said:
I think there's hope for a certain type of PHer after all.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2956758/Br...
And that is the sort of person that wears those F1 tops, ruining it for the rest of us. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2956758/Br...
Sinatra21 said:
http://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/being-a-cupcak...
It appears that some of you are not thinking far enough outside of the box. I would think you could replace cupcake with cute puppy, penguins or anything pink with similar results.
So basically feel inferior to anything cute(r)? Ha!It appears that some of you are not thinking far enough outside of the box. I would think you could replace cupcake with cute puppy, penguins or anything pink with similar results.
Edited by gwm on Thursday 19th February 10:43
Nardies said:
Fidgits said:
Council Baby said:
slipstream 1985 said:
Jesus there really is a corrisponding ratio of the "mental" to "dirtyness"
Yes there is.Did you think that nice innocent girls were filthy?
OF COURSE NOT
the ones who have been pushed and broken and treated terribly are the ones who most likely want to please.
What sane woman wants to choke on a cock, have her arsed ripped open by limbs or appendages, scream in pleasure when it's hiding pain?
Exactly, that's wife material
CB you've such a way with words. Shakespearean almost. HerrSchnell said:
Cheers fella, had a surreptitious look through and there a rabbit being shagged by a walrus. Yup, this one is in the gross misconduct section of the web usage policy at work haha hornetrider said:
I think there's hope for a certain type of PHer after all.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2956758/Br...
With the aforementioned F1 shirt it's not unlikely he's a poster here. Would be a brave man who put his hand up to dating that whale. Come one, who is it?http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2956758/Br...
Well I thank your for your kind words about my literary skills 
Right - having seen the post above with the cupcake I have a challenge for someone who is struggling with dating.
Set up a tinder profile and use a new facebook account under the name of (for example) Simon Chablis.
Your profile pictures should all be of a decent bottle of wine with a glass and a face drawn on it in different situations/locations (just carry it around with you for a day taking snaps)
Your caption is the following:
"Smell me, taste me, savour me, swallow me, let me slide down your throat and bring out your wild side"
Swipe right to everything and keep up the filth, girls love wine, it's a banker
Right - having seen the post above with the cupcake I have a challenge for someone who is struggling with dating.
Set up a tinder profile and use a new facebook account under the name of (for example) Simon Chablis.
Your profile pictures should all be of a decent bottle of wine with a glass and a face drawn on it in different situations/locations (just carry it around with you for a day taking snaps)
Your caption is the following:
"Smell me, taste me, savour me, swallow me, let me slide down your throat and bring out your wild side"
Swipe right to everything and keep up the filth, girls love wine, it's a banker
Council Baby said:
Well I thank your for your kind words about my literary skills
Right - having seen the post above with the cupcake I have a challenge for someone who is struggling with dating.
Set up a tinder profile and use a new facebook account under the name of (for example) Simon Chablis.
Your profile pictures should all be of a decent bottle of wine with a glass and a face drawn on it in different situations/locations (just carry it around with you for a day taking snaps)
Your caption is the following:
"Smell me, taste me, savour me, swallow me, let me slide down your throat and bring out your wild side"
Swipe right to everything and keep up the filth, girls love wine, it's a banker
I assume Matt was the beta tester on this tactic? He's gone quiet recently, I suppose he must be busy, waist deep in clunge by now?Right - having seen the post above with the cupcake I have a challenge for someone who is struggling with dating.
Set up a tinder profile and use a new facebook account under the name of (for example) Simon Chablis.
Your profile pictures should all be of a decent bottle of wine with a glass and a face drawn on it in different situations/locations (just carry it around with you for a day taking snaps)
Your caption is the following:
"Smell me, taste me, savour me, swallow me, let me slide down your throat and bring out your wild side"
Swipe right to everything and keep up the filth, girls love wine, it's a banker
mjb1 said:
I assume Matt was the beta tester on this tactic? He's gone quiet recently, I suppose he must be busy, waist deep in clunge by now?
Well I'm hoping that someone takes up the challenge, I don't have the time or inclination myself right now, I didn't even get round to doing his fake facebook profile either.ColdSyphon said:
I work with women who're mostly in their 20's and 30's and most of them come across as having an entitlement complex and being high-maintenance as f
k, not to mention their misandry. If I said some of the things they did then I'd find myself in an employment tribunal. I'd rather be single another 8 years than put up with the ste I hear on a daily basis.
This is my experience also. Female players are pretty widespread as well and should be avoided. There are many people of both sexes out there who think their partners are faithful but are so misinformed. Often the alpha types think they're so special that no-one would dare cheat on them unaware that the alpha that they're with also thinks they're so irresistible that they can get whoever they want and need to do so in order to confirm their irresistibility.k, not to mention their misandry. If I said some of the things they did then I'd find myself in an employment tribunal. I'd rather be single another 8 years than put up with the ste I hear on a daily basis.
I've been a bit quiet on here lately, mainly because fk all has been happening.
Met a girl that I used to go to school with, it was good for a bit, but she turned a bit mental. I worked a night shift, home at 7:30am. At 10am I had 15 calls and loads of texts asking why I hadn't spoken to her. She knew I was doing a night shift.
Strangely I got a message from her best friend saying she wants to talk...I've ignored it.
Got talking to someone on Tinder. Swapped numbers, but she wasn't keen on meeting up. 'A tough break up' or something. Yet shes on a dating site...fair enough.
Today I pocket dialed her while at work. Once I noticed I sent her a quick message saying sorry for the bad singing (radio was on as well). She seems to think I was breathing heavily down the phone.
Thankfully we didn't meet, she is showing signs already! Blocked and number deleted.
k all has been happening. Met a girl that I used to go to school with, it was good for a bit, but she turned a bit mental. I worked a night shift, home at 7:30am. At 10am I had 15 calls and loads of texts asking why I hadn't spoken to her. She knew I was doing a night shift.
Strangely I got a message from her best friend saying she wants to talk...I've ignored it.
Got talking to someone on Tinder. Swapped numbers, but she wasn't keen on meeting up. 'A tough break up' or something. Yet shes on a dating site...fair enough.
Today I pocket dialed her while at work. Once I noticed I sent her a quick message saying sorry for the bad singing (radio was on as well). She seems to think I was breathing heavily down the phone.
Thankfully we didn't meet, she is showing signs already! Blocked and number deleted.
Quick question to the match.com masses on dating Eastern Europeans.
We dont have many around these here parts, had drinks with one or two and they seem to expect the man to pay for everything all the time is that the norm? guessing its a cultural thing, never happens with local girls who always want to go dutch, even insist on it during the first date which I think the guy should always cover.
Met up with a lovely one a few times recently but its costing me a bloody fortune! she always pays for her own tickets to shows etc if booked in advance but with drinks and meals there is no sign at all when the bill comes of offering to chip in, I don't want to come across as tight and she is not the type to be just after a free meal so wondering if its the culture over that way for the man to typically pick up the tab all the time?
We dont have many around these here parts, had drinks with one or two and they seem to expect the man to pay for everything all the time is that the norm? guessing its a cultural thing, never happens with local girls who always want to go dutch, even insist on it during the first date which I think the guy should always cover.
Met up with a lovely one a few times recently but its costing me a bloody fortune! she always pays for her own tickets to shows etc if booked in advance but with drinks and meals there is no sign at all when the bill comes of offering to chip in, I don't want to come across as tight and she is not the type to be just after a free meal so wondering if its the culture over that way for the man to typically pick up the tab all the time?
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