Match.com (Volume 6)
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I once went on a speed date in Grimsby, there were 10 females, 2 were 'OK' and the other 8......monsters!
I clocked my eye on one of these monsters who wore a huge flowery dress that looked like it was from the 70's, she had grey greasy hair and she was going to be number 9, throughout the whole night I was wondering what she'd be like and guessed that she probably owned about 20 cats.....I was right, she stunk of cat piss!
never again! I'll stick to 'Plenty of Freaks' and take my chance on there
I clocked my eye on one of these monsters who wore a huge flowery dress that looked like it was from the 70's, she had grey greasy hair and she was going to be number 9, throughout the whole night I was wondering what she'd be like and guessed that she probably owned about 20 cats.....I was right, she stunk of cat piss!
never again! I'll stick to 'Plenty of Freaks' and take my chance on there
Ste1987 said:
So I've been persuaded by my mate to go to a speed dating event with him. Never been to one, and I've no idea what to expect. I booked it and got an email describing how it works, and it's how I figured it would work (3 mins per "date", possibly 25 in total). Just wondering if anyone here has experienced such an event, and any positive outcomes? I'm not going in with high hopes, I'm in no rush to meet someone, but just curious about other folks' experiences
Dragged by a mate who wanted to go (and paid for me). It was pretty crap.Have a few beers in the bar downstairs, save yourself £20 and chat to the girls when it has finished.
slartibartfast said:
I once went on a speed date in Grimsby, there were 10 females, 2 were 'OK' and the other 8......monsters!
I clocked my eye on one of these monsters who wore a huge flowery dress that looked like it was from the 70's, she had grey greasy hair and she was going to be number 9, throughout the whole night I was wondering what she'd be like and guessed that she probably owned about 20 cats.....I was right, she stunk of cat piss!
never again! I'll stick to 'Plenty of Freaks' and take my chance on there
Once went on a speed date in GRIMSBY. The rest of your post is unnecessaryI clocked my eye on one of these monsters who wore a huge flowery dress that looked like it was from the 70's, she had grey greasy hair and she was going to be number 9, throughout the whole night I was wondering what she'd be like and guessed that she probably owned about 20 cats.....I was right, she stunk of cat piss!
never again! I'll stick to 'Plenty of Freaks' and take my chance on there
Thankyou4calling said:
slartibartfast said:
I once went on a speed date in Grimsby, there were 10 females, 2 were 'OK' and the other 8......monsters!
I clocked my eye on one of these monsters who wore a huge flowery dress that looked like it was from the 70's, she had grey greasy hair and she was going to be number 9, throughout the whole night I was wondering what she'd be like and guessed that she probably owned about 20 cats.....I was right, she stunk of cat piss!
never again! I'll stick to 'Plenty of Freaks' and take my chance on there
Once went on a speed date in GRIMSBY. The rest of your post is unnecessaryI clocked my eye on one of these monsters who wore a huge flowery dress that looked like it was from the 70's, she had grey greasy hair and she was going to be number 9, throughout the whole night I was wondering what she'd be like and guessed that she probably owned about 20 cats.....I was right, she stunk of cat piss!
never again! I'll stick to 'Plenty of Freaks' and take my chance on there
AngryPartsBloke said:
So I'm going for a weekend away in Rome witht he Tinder date from barely a A week ago.
Awesome
xxxx me that's risky! When's it booked for? (the weekend away, not the wedding).Awesome
Best of luck though
I'm at the 4 week stage and totting up the pros and cons of this one.
227bhp said:
AngryPartsBloke said:
So I'm going for a weekend away in Rome witht he Tinder date from barely a A week ago.
Awesome
xxxx me that's risky! When's it booked for? (the weekend away, not the wedding).Awesome
Best of luck though
I'm at the 4 week stage and totting up the pros and cons of this one.
AngryPartsBloke said:
227bhp said:
AngryPartsBloke said:
Booking it Sunday for about 2 weeks time. Did i win Tinder?
No, but I think you win something else. Does she know?Literally 'What are you up to on X weekend? Let's go to Rome'
I mean, what's the worst that could happen..?
AngryPartsBloke said:
227bhp said:
AngryPartsBloke said:
Booking it Sunday for about 2 weeks time. Did i win Tinder?
No, but I think you win something else. Does she know?Literally 'What are you up to on X weekend? Let's go to Rome'
Gretchen said:
AngryPartsBloke said:
227bhp said:
AngryPartsBloke said:
Booking it Sunday for about 2 weeks time. Did i win Tinder?
No, but I think you win something else. Does she know?Literally 'What are you up to on X weekend? Let's go to Rome'
She acted like a bit of a dick on the weekend, and despite saying sorry a lot for it and still wanting to go i am less than interested. The entire thing has changed the way I view her and I qustion if i can seriously be arsed.
Anyway she's away for the next couple of days and says she will contact me when she returns, I'll see what happens.
AngryPartsBloke said:
Gretchen said:
AngryPartsBloke said:
227bhp said:
AngryPartsBloke said:
Booking it Sunday for about 2 weeks time. Did i win Tinder?
No, but I think you win something else. Does she know?Literally 'What are you up to on X weekend? Let's go to Rome'
She acted like a bit of a dick on the weekend, and despite saying sorry a lot for it and still wanting to go i am less than interested. The entire thing has changed the way I view her and I qustion if i can seriously be arsed.
Anyway she's away for the next couple of days and says she will contact me when she returns, I'll see what happens.
h! I'm sure many of the suit-wearing, facebook-stalking, nice-guys-who-need-walking-through-every-step-of-their-lives on here would take some comfort from it... 
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