Match.com (Volume 6)
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Impasse said:
anonymous said:
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Christ, I've just actually laughed out loud at that. Normally that would be fine, but I'm in the bar on my own. For some reason people have moved away from me.Anyway, the previous poster must be mental to even think about hooking up with someone else while his ex is still such a prominent feature in his life. So must his potential new girlfriend. Which can only be a klaxon of a warning sign for how bonkers she might turn out to be.
AngryPartsBloke said:
So Friday, she messaged me in the morning to cancel becuase she didn't feel great still (she had been ill all week to be fair) however later on messaged me saying she felt a lot better and if she coudl un-cancel.
So we went out for a drink, she has no filter, told/blurted out embarassing stories about herself, said things that sounded wrong and then got all flsutered and chucked her drink down herself. I thought it was amazing and hse was hilarious, i had a great tiem and I'm seeing her againt his week.
So second date with this one last night, i decided on this palce that does the most amazing burgers. Bit more of a fun dinner date type place (7 bone for anyone who's famialr with Bournemouth or SOuthampton). Things went along the exact same lines as before. It was great! So we went out for a drink, she has no filter, told/blurted out embarassing stories about herself, said things that sounded wrong and then got all flsutered and chucked her drink down herself. I thought it was amazing and hse was hilarious, i had a great tiem and I'm seeing her againt his week.
CountZero23 said:
I'll let you into a little secret, women love sex too.
WRONG! I'll introduce you to my wife...CaptainSlow said:
WinstonWolf said:
Ask but with a presumptive close, "Are you OK with a double room?"
Book a double. remind her it's cheaper than two singles when you split the bill.My suggestion would be to book a double room but bring two different pairs of pyjamas. One "Quagmire" and one "Victorian prude". Depending on her reaction, take the appropriate set out.
Landlord said:
CountZero23 said:
I'll let you into a little secret, women love sex too.
WRONG! I'll introduce you to my wife....
t wife-swapping party where we swap wives for the evening and watch celebrity dancing competitions on each others televisions and have no sex. blindswelledrat said:
Landlord said:
CountZero23 said:
I'll let you into a little secret, women love sex too.
WRONG! I'll introduce you to my wife....
t wife-swapping party where we swap wives for the evening and watch celebrity dancing competitions on each others televisions and have no sex. Anyone else for the PH no sexy time wife swapping party? If we have it at landlords pub we can all get s
tfaced while the women get more and more angry with our antics and more determined not to fk us until next birthday.Last night at works do I might have accidentally pulled a very pretty 18 year old who had only been with the business 3 weeks, right in front of her parents.
Breakfast was slightly awkward.
Monday will be equally as awkward when I return her tights.
Probably not something to do in the office.
Maybe.
But it would be funny.
Breakfast was slightly awkward.
Monday will be equally as awkward when I return her tights.
Probably not something to do in the office.
Maybe.
But it would be funny.
blindswelledrat said:
Landlord said:
CountZero23 said:
I'll let you into a little secret, women love sex too.
WRONG! I'll introduce you to my wife....
t wife-swapping party where we swap wives for the evening and watch celebrity dancing competitions on each others televisions and have no sex. NickM450 said:
The entire week after I split with her was spent begging for me to come back, on the 8th day she was set up on a blind date and started seeing this chap straight away. But time at home was still spent telling me I'd ruined her life and how happy she was with me. After a month the she professes her love to new bloke and asks him to move in with her, changed her entire appearance, changed her likes/dislikes etc. It's actually been sad to watch her be so desperate but also part of the reason to split with her.
If it makes you feel any better (it won't, sorry 
) I'm in a similar situation. My ex broke up with me just after my birthday and has asked me to find somewhere else to live with one of the kids. He has some very special needs and finding a suitable place to live is going to take some time, particularly since privately renting is not really an option. I guess it also means that dating isn't really an option either (even if she has been seeing someone else a while now)...
Council Baby said:
blindswelledrat said:
Landlord said:
CountZero23 said:
I'll let you into a little secret, women love sex too.
WRONG! I'll introduce you to my wife....
t wife-swapping party where we swap wives for the evening and watch celebrity dancing competitions on each others televisions and have no sex. Anyone else for the PH no sexy time wife swapping party? If we have it at landlords pub we can all get s
tfaced while the women get more and more angry with our antics and more determined not to fk us until next birthday.I miss dating.
Gretchen said:
Ha. I like sex. In fact if have liked it last night. Except when I walked in to the bedroom last night my Tinder match from three odd months ago was laid on the bed and said "I've got really bad acid belly and I've just had wind".
I miss dating.
Was sharing that really necessary? I miss dating.
CharlesdeGaulle said:
Gretchen said:
Ha. I like sex. In fact if have liked it last night. Except when I walked in to the bedroom last night my Tinder match from three odd months ago was laid on the bed and said "I've got really bad acid belly and I've just had wind".
I miss dating.
Was sharing that really necessary? I miss dating.
Gretchen said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
Gretchen said:
Ha. I like sex. In fact if have liked it last night. Except when I walked in to the bedroom last night my Tinder match from three odd months ago was laid on the bed and said "I've got really bad acid belly and I've just had wind".
I miss dating.
Was sharing that really necessary? I miss dating.
Without wishing to burst your feminist bubble, there's a difference between a decent story and one of a guy sat in his pants farting on your bed I've never been on the dating scene for a long time as I love being able to fart, scratch my balls, belch etc, can only do that when you're a good month or so into a relationship - my (now) fiance lets me get away with murder, couldn't go back to holding in farts when having a Saturday morning lay-in. Jesus, that makes me sound like a right charmer!
Ha. And a Saturday night watching Come Dance with Me programmes is interesting?! Far from feminist me. I miss the excitement of swiping left and rolling my eyes at text speak introductory messages, the deliberation of whether to book a two singles or a double, the shall I wear a jacket or go casual. All exciting stuff.
Gretchen said:
Him or me? Is it because you don't like to hear stories from the female perspective? Compared to some of the tales on here from you chaps that's fairly light! I could tell you about the other week when we were cautioned by BiB in the middle of the night for lewd behaviour next to a motorway. But it's fairly sensitive material and I wouldn't want to disturb you
You won't be disturbing me Gretchen, do tell 
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