Match.com (Volume 6)

Match.com (Volume 6)

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DuncanM

6,106 posts

278 months

Wednesday 16th December 2015
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xjay1337 said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Personally, I find it romantic.

I can already see the musical.

Young girl grows up, dreaming of one day getting ploughed good and proper by a blue balled 50 year old in a squalid student flat. Sings a couple of songs. Meets recently shat on middle aged Captain Combover. Sings song. Goes home with him. Gets disappointed. Several times. Whilst a very short song is sung. Goes home, via Greggs, cries a bit and buys a cat.
genuine lol
+1 Brilliant hehe

CC07 PEU

2,297 posts

203 months

Wednesday 16th December 2015
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After it became apparent that things were going no further with the Russian girl I had been dating in September/October, I was still keen to take a nice girl to the outdoor ice skating in London.

I had a couple of other leads that dried up - so to speak - so I decided to take matters into my own hands and hit Oxford street for some cold approaches. I was barely into my 4th approach when things started clicking with what turned out to be a lovely 22 year old Singapore girl. We went on an insta date at the local Costa coffee and after chatting there we exchanged details with the plan to go ice skating on the Tuesday evening (last night).

Well, it went ahead - she didn't flake! We began the evening with a stroll along the south bank, taking in the Christmas markets. Then, after dinner, we headed to the Natural History Museum for the ice skating! It was a really lovely, festive date. The only problem is that she was only in in London for four days so just wanted some fun and it's unlikely to go any further. She paid her way throughout the date and we both enjoyed it so I can't complain.

Gretchen

18,997 posts

215 months

Wednesday 16th December 2015
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The most unbelievable part of 2C's tale was a modern day 32yr old that only has sex with someone she's in love with...! (Clearly this was however disproved. Women. Lying snakes with tits).


As for the half your age + 7. Oh dear. I have a better night out and proper laughs with the twenty somethings than with the 34yr old. He is fitter and better in bed though admitadly.



SkinnyPete

1,411 posts

148 months

Wednesday 16th December 2015
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Pebbles167 said:
Heading off to a date. Been chatting since Wednesday. She seems nice, if a little nervous. Lets hope this one goes better than the last.

Update: Yawn.. ZZzzZZzz...

Edited by Pebbles167 on Tuesday 15th December 23:11
How's it going? Oh, zzzzz, that bad?

Me and this 23 year old have been having a lot of fun together and it doesn't even feel like we are dating any more, we just do stuff spontaneously with no pressure.

Though the other night after just a couple of drinks and several fun hours in bed she went extremely vulnerable and beseeched me not to shag and bag her. Now when she messages me shes gone from sending kisses to hearts and calls me on lunch and in the evenings.

I think someones getting more attached to me than I am them, but I'm not complaining.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

241 months

Wednesday 16th December 2015
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SkinnyPete said:
Though the other night after just a couple of drinks and several fun hours in bed she went extremely vulnerable and beseeched me not to shag and bag her.
Maybe she has the irrational fear you're just in it to boast on the internet.

From 2C the mewsical:

I'd rather be dead,
Than named on a thread,
Or taken to bed,
Byyyy a pistonhead...


timlongs

1,719 posts

178 months

Wednesday 16th December 2015
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CC07 PEU said:
After it became apparent that things were going no further with the Russian girl I had been dating in September/October, I was still keen to take a nice girl to the outdoor ice skating in London.

I had a couple of other leads that dried up - so to speak - so I decided to take matters into my own hands and hit Oxford street for some cold approaches. I was barely into my 4th approach when things started clicking with what turned out to be a lovely 22 year old Singapore girl. We went on an insta date at the local Costa coffee and after chatting there we exchanged details with the plan to go ice skating on the Tuesday evening (last night).

Well, it went ahead - she didn't flake! We began the evening with a stroll along the south bank, taking in the Christmas markets. Then, after dinner, we headed to the Natural History Museum for the ice skating! It was a really lovely, festive date. The only problem is that she was only in in London for four days so just wanted some fun and it's unlikely to go any further. She paid her way throughout the date and we both enjoyed it so I can't complain.
'Cold approaches' - someone has been reading The Game.

Echo66

384 posts

188 months

Thursday 17th December 2015
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50yr old with a 32yr old? Yeah why not. When i was 48 i was ploughing the fur off a filthy as feck 28 yr old for a cpl of months. Was fun, no one got hurt & she was into some nice kinky stuff. Met her via work.

There are bags of stories on here about mental wimmins & the chances of some young sort fancying a go on some older length is more than equal I'd have thought. If some are mental enough to behave as we have heard then i see no reason why some 50yr old bloke (most my mates around my age all look after themselves, dress well, good jobs etc & don't look or act their age) can not be doing a younger woman.

xjay1337

15,966 posts

117 months

Thursday 17th December 2015
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Things with my new Mrs (the one who I have known for ages but never met up with until a few months back) are going well.

The only thing is, I find myself being quite protective and slow to open up again, I feel strongly about her and all that soppy stuff but if she walked out tomorrow I would be upset but I wouldn't be gutted if that makes sense? Like I am not allowing myself to feel that strongly or get too attached sort of thing?
It's very weird for me as I've always been the soppy one but after what happened in my last relationship, it really did mess me up more than I thought at the time.

I just want to know am I some deranged psychopath now, will I go back to being normal? Do other people feel the same as me?

CharlesdeGaulle

26,084 posts

179 months

Thursday 17th December 2015
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Justayellowbadge said:
SkinnyPete said:
Though the other night after just a couple of drinks and several fun hours in bed she went extremely vulnerable and beseeched me not to shag and bag her.
Maybe she has the irrational fear you're just in it to boast on the internet.
'Beseeched'. Maybe she thinks she's stuck in the 17th Century.

Condi

17,084 posts

170 months

Thursday 17th December 2015
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Justayellowbadge said:
SkinnyPete said:
Though the other night after just a couple of drinks and several fun hours in bed she went extremely vulnerable and beseeched me not to shag and bag her.
Maybe she has the irrational fear you're just in it to boast on the internet.

From 2C the mewsical:

I'd rather be dead,
Than named on a thread,
Or taken to bed,
Byyyy a pistonhead...
clap

Not getting the prise that deserves.

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

231 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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xjay1337 said:
Things with my new Mrs (the one who I have known for ages but never met up with until a few months back) are going well.

The only thing is, I find myself being quite protective and slow to open up again, I feel strongly about her and all that soppy stuff but if she walked out tomorrow I would be upset but I wouldn't be gutted if that makes sense? Like I am not allowing myself to feel that strongly or get too attached sort of thing?
It's very weird for me as I've always been the soppy one but after what happened in my last relationship, it really did mess me up more than I thought at the time.

I just want to know am I some deranged psychopath now, will I go back to being normal? Do other people feel the same as me?
THis post taken in combination with your "shattered mirror" analogy, I am pretty sure you need to do a lot of soul searching and admit to yourself that you are a homosexual.

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

231 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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Echo66 said:
i was ploughing the fur off a filthy as feck 28 yr old for a cpl of months. Was fun, no one got hurt & she was into some nice kinky stuff.
She wanted you to skin her? Or just shear her?
That's weirder than just kinky. PLus, why are you shagging a fur-covered woman anyway.
Actually, was it even a woman? How did this kinky thing convey its desire to be fur-ploughed? One bark for yes and two for no?

xjay1337

15,966 posts

117 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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blindswelledrat said:
THis post taken in combination with your "shattered mirror" analogy, I am pretty sure you need to do a lot of soul searching and admit to yourself that you are a homosexual.
laugh Want to go on a date?


blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

231 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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xjay1337 said:
blindswelledrat said:
THis post taken in combination with your "shattered mirror" analogy, I am pretty sure you need to do a lot of soul searching and admit to yourself that you are a homosexual.
laugh Want to go on a date?
If you promise to be dirtier than my wife, then why not.

SkinnyPete

1,411 posts

148 months

Saturday 19th December 2015
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I've been having a lot of fun with this girl I met last month but I sometimes get the impression that it will end soon which is a shame because I think it'll be for trivial reasons, plus she's incredibly fit hehe

It's hard to articulate what I mean but in laymen terms she goes overboard on the banter which I find can get boring and I'm wary of retorting with something that may offend (like last night). I much prefer it when we can just talk like adults without having to tease each other for hours to make conservation.

Yet in the bedroom she goes shy and I have to prise her out of her shell. She tells me she is overcompensating during the day because the truth is she's shy and lacks confidence around me because she likes me.

I wonder if we've been seeing each other too much (3 times a week, often one day after another in the evenings through to the mornings so we are always tired when we see each other), unfortunately our working hours clash so there's not a great deal we can do.


Edited by SkinnyPete on Saturday 19th December 13:13

Shnozz

27,418 posts

270 months

Saturday 19th December 2015
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Well Mad Friday presented more opportunity than a February 14th in an Essex nightclub. If anyone single didn't hit the town last night, you missed out.

Ari

19,328 posts

214 months

Saturday 19th December 2015
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CC07 PEU said:
I had a couple of other leads that dried up - so to speak - so I decided to take matters into my own hands and hit Oxford street for some cold approaches. I was barely into my 4th approach when things started clicking with what turned out to be a lovely 22 year old Singapore girl.
Go on, I'll bite biggrin

How do 'cold approaches' work?

You go up to vulnerable looking young girls and show them your Ferrari key fob?

SkinnyPete

1,411 posts

148 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2015
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Interesting radio silence. So do even the serial daters stop for Christmas?

I should be meeting the parents next week. It's only been a month.

Tall_Paul

1,915 posts

226 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2015
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It's been bloody hard work in the last week or 2, might be just because I'm an ugly, boring fker though! I swear I was getting a lot more matches on Tinder a few months back but it's completely dried up now even when I was in central London on Saturday!

SkinnyPete

1,411 posts

148 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2015
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Well I suppose a lot of people have better things to do than date on the run up to Christmas.

I'd imagine come January it'll be booming.
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