Match.com (Volume 6)
Discussion
Markgenesis said:
IanMorewood said:
Man the F up and go see her, about lunch time pop up to the offices and ask if she would like to go get a sarnie/coffee/beer/bag of chips with you.
Love to be able to do that but like i said there is absolutely no reason/excuse for me to be in her office building (i'd have been in there already), everyone knows the job i do so i'd spark suspicion/a security alert right away.Don1's plan of following her home is sounding less bonkers the more i think about it
Or i could nip out at lunch time, stab one of her tyres, then at finishing time leap out like a knight in shining armour and offer to change it.
Better still stab two tyres and offer her a lift home
.Ahh, the pursuit of love, this takes me back a few years.
I worked on a lot of large sites in my early twenties, so can maybe offer some advice which has worked for me in the past.
I wouldn’t really do a note, as she doesn’t know you from Adam and will probably think you’re some sort of weirdo.
First thing you need to do is to work out her status, if she’s all 'loved up' then I’m afraid you’re on a hiding to nothing. How about a cheeky look at her Facebook page as it shouldn’t be too difficult to find if you know her name? If it looks positive, i.e. no boyfriend/husband in all the pictures, then maybe a message?
Are there any third parties on your site who can help, maybe a friendly Receptionist / HR admin you know and could have a quite word with? ALL women without exception love matchmaking! Drop the nod to the right person and they’ll do all the work for you, possibly even set up a date (It will also be all round the factory as well, but hay no pain no gain!)
Finally, does your work have any factory social events coming, Christmas party etc? Could be a good chance to get up close and personal.
Hope this helps and good luck
I worked on a lot of large sites in my early twenties, so can maybe offer some advice which has worked for me in the past.
I wouldn’t really do a note, as she doesn’t know you from Adam and will probably think you’re some sort of weirdo.
First thing you need to do is to work out her status, if she’s all 'loved up' then I’m afraid you’re on a hiding to nothing. How about a cheeky look at her Facebook page as it shouldn’t be too difficult to find if you know her name? If it looks positive, i.e. no boyfriend/husband in all the pictures, then maybe a message?
Are there any third parties on your site who can help, maybe a friendly Receptionist / HR admin you know and could have a quite word with? ALL women without exception love matchmaking! Drop the nod to the right person and they’ll do all the work for you, possibly even set up a date (It will also be all round the factory as well, but hay no pain no gain!)
Finally, does your work have any factory social events coming, Christmas party etc? Could be a good chance to get up close and personal.
Hope this helps and good luck
NNK said:
I have recently signed up to a dating site for the first time and the results are amazing.
It would appear that if you can string a sentence together, don't send a pic of your bits and don't ask for a shag in the first three messages then you are in demand.
Pretty much my experience too, although it also helps if you are at least average looking and dress OK (no trainers with jeans!).It would appear that if you can string a sentence together, don't send a pic of your bits and don't ask for a shag in the first three messages then you are in demand.
I have also found that if you keep the conversation clean and polite to start with they almost always go along when it starts to turn dirty.
Female friend of mine is on POF and Tinder so we have swapped phones in the past to see what the competition is like. I am always very happy, she is always annoyed that there are so many attractive women out there.
NNK said:
I have recently signed up to a dating site for the first time and the results are amazing.
It would appear that if you can string a sentence together, don't send a pic of your bits and don't ask for a shag in the first three messages then you are in demand.
I was going to ask you which site but I see from your profile you're in NZ so too far for me for a woman. All pof and match produces is hookers and 60 year olds looking for toyboys. The decent looking women resulted in 2 "thank you, but no thank you" the rest didn't reply. And no I didn't send/ask for photos of bits. The amount of fake messages/winks is amazing. It would appear that if you can string a sentence together, don't send a pic of your bits and don't ask for a shag in the first three messages then you are in demand.
Edited by Jagmanv12 on Tuesday 11th November 22:07
I have just returned from a near death experience...
I gamble in my club most free nights, and real life women throw themselves at me - but I guess the web has uses for lesser men.
I thought I was to be converted when someone mentioned internet dating. Now obviously I need a dating service like a motorbike needs an ashtray, but hey - it’s better than looking at Melanie Sykes!
The host of the site helped me with a picture and I offloaded it, or something. Next thing I know, my e-letter thing is glowing red hot with nubile young ladies!
A mission was to take me down South and I saw an opportunity to arrange to meet someone in London (TIP: always make your own arrangements in London - God forbid you should rely on the local talent!).
I picked one out and we exchanged e-letters - sorted! Easy as that, well - No!
What a howler she turned out to be!
Definately canine and not remotely like the picture she used (which looked suspiciously like Liz Hurley in retrospect).
Now, I’m not exactly picky - but even I had to draw the line and make a hasty exit, and to think I had my best silk shirt laundered and thrown on two handfuls of Stallion aftershave (a private bespoke ladykilling recipe).
Had it not been for a stewardess on the flight back to Gunchester I may very well have gone without!
Nothing’s what it seems, and don’t believe what you see and read on the interweb thingy, chaps!
Keep it Up!
I gamble in my club most free nights, and real life women throw themselves at me - but I guess the web has uses for lesser men.
I thought I was to be converted when someone mentioned internet dating. Now obviously I need a dating service like a motorbike needs an ashtray, but hey - it’s better than looking at Melanie Sykes!
The host of the site helped me with a picture and I offloaded it, or something. Next thing I know, my e-letter thing is glowing red hot with nubile young ladies!
A mission was to take me down South and I saw an opportunity to arrange to meet someone in London (TIP: always make your own arrangements in London - God forbid you should rely on the local talent!).
I picked one out and we exchanged e-letters - sorted! Easy as that, well - No!
What a howler she turned out to be!
Definately canine and not remotely like the picture she used (which looked suspiciously like Liz Hurley in retrospect).
Now, I’m not exactly picky - but even I had to draw the line and make a hasty exit, and to think I had my best silk shirt laundered and thrown on two handfuls of Stallion aftershave (a private bespoke ladykilling recipe).
Had it not been for a stewardess on the flight back to Gunchester I may very well have gone without!
Nothing’s what it seems, and don’t believe what you see and read on the interweb thingy, chaps!
Keep it Up!
Got speaking to three women on POF lately.
1. One word answers constantly. Stuck with it as she was hot. Asked to swap mobile numbers, to which she replies that she can't. When I ask why I get 'its a private matter'. That was really her longest reply to me! Stopped replying to her.
2. 28 years old, no face photo, but photo of her neck down. Always wary, but message sent anyway. Got a reply and she seems nice. Studying to be a nurse, chatty and pleasant to talk to. Downside is she has three kids. Fairly young as well.
3. 18 years old. Only started talking today, she messaged me. Within a handful of texts she has given me her mobile number. Warning signs are going off already. Second text was 'I wanted to know what kind of relationship you wanted and if you would date me'.
We haven't even met yet. Said the truth about what I want, and that we would have to meet before hand. Next thing I know she's giving me her address and wants me to pick her up Monday morning.
I'm going to be killed aren't I if I go? I'm tempted to fake my death to get out of this one.
Number 2 has potential though.
Might see if number three wants to meet somewhere public, I can do a drive by to see what shes like before making a run for it.
1. One word answers constantly. Stuck with it as she was hot. Asked to swap mobile numbers, to which she replies that she can't. When I ask why I get 'its a private matter'. That was really her longest reply to me! Stopped replying to her.
2. 28 years old, no face photo, but photo of her neck down. Always wary, but message sent anyway. Got a reply and she seems nice. Studying to be a nurse, chatty and pleasant to talk to. Downside is she has three kids. Fairly young as well.
3. 18 years old. Only started talking today, she messaged me. Within a handful of texts she has given me her mobile number. Warning signs are going off already. Second text was 'I wanted to know what kind of relationship you wanted and if you would date me'.
We haven't even met yet. Said the truth about what I want, and that we would have to meet before hand. Next thing I know she's giving me her address and wants me to pick her up Monday morning.
I'm going to be killed aren't I if I go? I'm tempted to fake my death to get out of this one.
Number 2 has potential though.
Might see if number three wants to meet somewhere public, I can do a drive by to see what shes like before making a run for it.
Ki3r said:
Got speaking to three women on POF lately.
1. One word answers constantly. Stuck with it as she was hot. Asked to swap mobile numbers, to which she replies that she can't. When I ask why I get 'its a private matter'. That was really her longest reply to me! Stopped replying to her.
2. 28 years old, no face photo, but photo of her neck down. Always wary, but message sent anyway. Got a reply and she seems nice. Studying to be a nurse, chatty and pleasant to talk to. Downside is she has three kids. Fairly young as well.
3. 18 years old. Only started talking today, she messaged me. Within a handful of texts she has given me her mobile number. Warning signs are going off already. Second text was 'I wanted to know what kind of relationship you wanted and if you would date me'.
We haven't even met yet. Said the truth about what I want, and that we would have to meet before hand. Next thing I know she's giving me her address and wants me to pick her up Monday morning.
I'm going to be killed aren't I if I go? I'm tempted to fake my death to get out of this one.
Number 2 has potential though.
Might see if number three wants to meet somewhere public, I can do a drive by to see what shes like before making a run for it.
No. 2 has a face like a robbers dog & is probably a chunkster using old photos. She might go like a train though so could be worth a fumble.1. One word answers constantly. Stuck with it as she was hot. Asked to swap mobile numbers, to which she replies that she can't. When I ask why I get 'its a private matter'. That was really her longest reply to me! Stopped replying to her.
2. 28 years old, no face photo, but photo of her neck down. Always wary, but message sent anyway. Got a reply and she seems nice. Studying to be a nurse, chatty and pleasant to talk to. Downside is she has three kids. Fairly young as well.
3. 18 years old. Only started talking today, she messaged me. Within a handful of texts she has given me her mobile number. Warning signs are going off already. Second text was 'I wanted to know what kind of relationship you wanted and if you would date me'.
We haven't even met yet. Said the truth about what I want, and that we would have to meet before hand. Next thing I know she's giving me her address and wants me to pick her up Monday morning.
I'm going to be killed aren't I if I go? I'm tempted to fake my death to get out of this one.
Number 2 has potential though.
Might see if number three wants to meet somewhere public, I can do a drive by to see what shes like before making a run for it.
No 3 is probably from Poland. She's got great tits & says all sorts of s
te to hook you in. When you meet her she'll give you some bks about an ex who she came to the UK with who is being a tw@t to her. She'll keep texting you for a while after the date then a few days later she'll ask to meet up sharpish again. You'll think great she's into me. You'll meet her again & she'll suck your face off for 10 mins before having a mild emotional moment cos her ex was mean to her about something. After the date more texting & phone calls. Probably a load of spiel about how much you have in common/feels a connection. Next will be a text or email asking if you know of a solictor cos she wants to sort her ex out. Then she'll plead poverty & ask you for £2k/£3k/£5k (delete as appropriate) to pay legal fees for some legal bloke of her own she's found.The last situ happened to me but a mate of mine was on the same subscription site & she'd actually pm'ed him the same day she did me. We were comparing info from prospective dates so both did the 1st date thing with her & compared notes. Pretty much verbatim. We both tried to get in her knickers before she rumbled we weren't falling for her bulls
t. Great tits though. IanMorewood said:
Number one is in a relationship, just likes male verification.
Number two could be a real female person. Proceed with caution.
Number three is probably a pro. Ride with care.
Number two is appearing to good to be true. Supports same football team, lives not too far away, drives and is a bit of a petrol head by the looks of it. Number two could be a real female person. Proceed with caution.
Number three is probably a pro. Ride with care.
Number three I'm not going to meet...I've got hostel images in my head.
TedMaul said:
Had lined up a pof date for tonight, slim, pretty, coherent and doesn't use text speak. Just cancelled saying 'timing is not right'
Temptation to write back with something crude is unbelievable.....
Join the club! I have been seeing a girl I met via Tinder regularly over the past 3 months on alternate weekends (I work every other weekend) She was due to arrive here by train last night, Friday morning I get a message 'My heads not right, someone else has cropped up' This was after she asked me if I wanted to take things further which I did/do. An episode of the mental perhaps? Or she's genuinely confused.Temptation to write back with something crude is unbelievable.....
So I am literally waiting for her to figure it out and my planned activities of copious sex & pizza went out the window.
Do I even bother if she does choose me? All Il do is wonder who this other chap is.
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