Match.com (Volume 6)

[evosticks]

SpeckledJim said:

Single and attractive?

Hang on, I'll go and consult the triangle...

...is this triangle which has 'fking bat-st mental' as the third corner ?

[Don1]

Something like that.

[xjay1337]

I thought it was the top left.

[SouthernBoy]

evosticks said:

Yup, kinda think that myself....Never had fake nonsense before but (and I know I'm trying to put a sane bloke's logic onto the actions of a mentalist) why ring me up, play with yourself (which she very much did....sound effects were real!) and say all that st and then bugger off...loon.

Defo not Steve tho as she had a gorgeous Welsh accent and lived in this part (Letchworth/Hitchin) of the world as she knew lots about it.

Ah well, plenty more fish....oh

Sounds to me like a bored housewife. Hubby or partner away/out of the room/down the pub so she seeks attention from a random on-line. However, when it gets close to meeting up and/or the excuses have run out, it becomes all a bit too real life so she shuts down.

[Shnozz]

steveo3002 said:

give it another try unless shes pig ugly

Really? Very odd concept in my mind. To each their own.

[Shnozz]

SouthernBoy said:

evosticks said:

Yup, kinda think that myself....Never had fake nonsense before but (and I know I'm trying to put a sane bloke's logic onto the actions of a mentalist) why ring me up, play with yourself (which she very much did....sound effects were real!) and say all that st and then bugger off...loon.

Defo not Steve tho as she had a gorgeous Welsh accent and lived in this part (Letchworth/Hitchin) of the world as she knew lots about it.

Ah well, plenty more fish....oh

Sounds to me like a bored housewife. Hubby or partner away/out of the room/down the pub so she seeks attention from a random on-line. However, when it gets close to meeting up and/or the excuses have run out, it becomes all a bit too real life so she shuts down.

Exactly. Hardly Inspector Morse stuff is it?

[Nondescript]

amare32 said:

True to a certain extent however do you really want to be with her still if she turns into a beached whale?

This is my problem. She's very good looking but she's a bit bigger than girls I normally find attractive.

I'm trying to not come across as shallow, I'm just being truthful and saying what I like.

[trackdemon]

Nondescript said:

amare32 said:

True to a certain extent however do you really want to be with her still if she turns into a beached whale?

This is my problem. She's very good looking but she's a bit bigger than girls I normally find attractive.

I'm trying to not come across as shallow, I'm just being truthful and saying what I like.

Not being attracted to a fat body isn't shallow, it's very normal.

[Rh14n]

She might lose some weight but find your shallowness unattractive. What happens then?

[Condi]

Nondescript said:

amare32 said:

True to a certain extent however do you really want to be with her still if she turns into a beached whale?

This is my problem. She's very good looking but she's a bit bigger than girls I normally find attractive.

I'm trying to not come across as shallow, I'm just being truthful and saying what I like.

Arnt fat women a bit like a a 50cc moped? Great fun to ride but you wouldnt want your friends to find out.

In which case, crack on!

[anonymous-user]

trap

[evosticks]

Shnozz said:

SouthernBoy said:

evosticks said:

Yup, kinda think that myself....Never had fake nonsense before but (and I know I'm trying to put a sane bloke's logic onto the actions of a mentalist) why ring me up, play with yourself (which she very much did....sound effects were real!) and say all that st and then bugger off...loon.

Defo not Steve tho as she had a gorgeous Welsh accent and lived in this part (Letchworth/Hitchin) of the world as she knew lots about it.

Ah well, plenty more fish....oh

Sounds to me like a bored housewife. Hubby or partner away/out of the room/down the pub so she seeks attention from a random on-line. However, when it gets close to meeting up and/or the excuses have run out, it becomes all a bit too real life so she shuts down.

Exactly. Hardly Inspector Morse stuff is it?

I'm clearly at Inspector Gadget level then ... Good call though, I did begin to wonder if a bloke was about hence the randomness of it all. Oh well, nice... he's got himself a lovely little fked up mess there!

[SkinnyPete]

Well I've had an amazing few weeks with this girl I met on Tinder and despite me thinking it was going somewhere I think I'm going to have to knock it on its head.

She is a lot of fun and she has a lovely circle of friends and family who like me a lot and vice versa but she's not really an affectionate person and I am, and this incompatibility is getting to me.

She's great physically when she's in the mood but sometimes I feel friend zoned or worse still a bit of a dhead when she ducks and dives to avoid any physical interaction, even her friends have noticed it and have told her to get her act together.

I'm going to wait until tomorrow when she is fully sober and recovered from NYE.

Before anyone suggests it, I could string her along while I find a replacement on Tinder but that's not nice. I actually like this girl so I'll pay her the compliment of not cheating on her or leading her on.

[ChemicalChaos]

I've matched with a nice lass on Tinder who's actually replying to me (result!)
Problem: She's from Edinburgh. I'm currently in Edinburgh but out tonight leaving early tomorrow, so doubt I'll even get to meet her once let alone carry anything on.

How do I play this then?

[hajaba123]

ChemicalChaos said:

I've matched with a nice lass on Tinder who's actually replying to me (result!)
Problem: She's from Edinburgh. I'm currently in Edinburgh but out tonight leaving early tomorrow, so doubt I'll even get to meet her once let alone carry anything on.

How do I play this then?

nail her tonight

[Blown2CV]

ChemicalChaos said:

I've matched with a nice lass on Tinder who's actually replying to me (result!)
Problem: She's from Edinburgh. I'm currently in Edinburgh but out tonight leaving early tomorrow, so doubt I'll even get to meet her once let alone carry anything on.

How do I play this then?

Jizz on her face, get a train home and find a more practical proposition.

[ChemicalChaos]

My point was, I physically can't. I'm out to dinner tonight

[Blown2CV]

Well can I fk her then? Not sure what you're asking.

[Jimmy Recard]

Send her this:


With the caption "I'm making time"

[hajaba123]

ChemicalChaos said:

My point was, I physically can't. I'm out to dinner tonight

Bin the dinner then!