Match.com (Volume 6)

[xjay1337]

Robertj21a said:

Shame that the tattoos make her look like ex-Merchant Navy.

I really like the tattoos, big turn on. Again, personal preferences.
I also have a couple of tats.

[br d]

Shnozz said:

POORCARDEALER said:

Tiggsy said:

DanB7290 said:

I'm well aware I'm an ugly fker

You're a bloke - body beats ugly with ease.

If jason statham was fat he'd be more Bob Hoskins than sex symbol.

Seriously, if you're in great shape you need to look SHOCKING to not attract women.

Not to mention - when your head is covered in fat you dont really get to worry if you are ugly or not! You cant really tell!

Surprise surprise - when your head is less covered in fat you will look vastly different and the things that make someone "attractive" emerge - things like bone structure as opposed to swollen balloon structure.

Edited by Tiggsy on Thursday 18th February 08:13

Forgetting all that, if you have a bentley and cash that will override all of the above depsite what the females say

Yeah that too. Either get wadded or get ripped. Either one will work as a magnet. If you are both, shop in the supermodel section.

Easy to refute.

I need to caveat the following with the fact that I am in a good relationship and am very happy, not looking for anything else.

However, I have had some very nice cars, driven all over Europe many times on my own staying at expensive hotels and enjoying the fruits of my labour at every opportunity.

I am also an ugly bd.

I have never been "a magnet" and indeed apart from a few girls so drunk they couldn't see straight anyway I've had no interest whatsoever (not that I'm looking for it).

"Get a flash car and you'll get attention" is bks frankly.

[Impasse]

All of a sudden there's been an outbreak of 'roid rage on the Match thread. How quaint.

[SpeckledJim]

xjay1337 said:

I also have a couple of tats.

At your age you'd be weird if you didn't.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Robertj21a said:

xjay1337 said:

My ideal woman is a size 12-14.



Infinetly more sexy than a size 8 woman IMO.

You may prefer a size 8
doesn't matter if i am thin or fat my ideal bodyshape of a partner remains the same.

now excuse me i'm off to spaff one out to the above.

Shame that the tattoos make her look like ex-Merchant Navy.

Until I read your post, I hadn't noticed any tattoos.

[boxst]

xjay1337 said:

My ideal woman is a size 12-14.



Infinetly more sexy than a size 8 woman IMO.

You may prefer a size 8
doesn't matter if i am thin or fat my ideal bodyshape of a partner remains the same.

now excuse me i'm off to spaff one out to the above.

It takes all sorts. I used to hang outside Anorexic's anonymous to pick up women ....

[POORCARDEALER]

br d said:

Shnozz said:

POORCARDEALER said:

Tiggsy said:

DanB7290 said:

I'm well aware I'm an ugly fker

You're a bloke - body beats ugly with ease.

If jason statham was fat he'd be more Bob Hoskins than sex symbol.

Seriously, if you're in great shape you need to look SHOCKING to not attract women.

Not to mention - when your head is covered in fat you dont really get to worry if you are ugly or not! You cant really tell!

Surprise surprise - when your head is less covered in fat you will look vastly different and the things that make someone "attractive" emerge - things like bone structure as opposed to swollen balloon structure.

Edited by Tiggsy on Thursday 18th February 08:13

Forgetting all that, if you have a bentley and cash that will override all of the above depsite what the females say

Yeah that too. Either get wadded or get ripped. Either one will work as a magnet. If you are both, shop in the supermodel section.

Easy to refute.

I need to caveat the following with the fact that I am in a good relationship and am very happy, not looking for anything else.

However, I have had some very nice cars, driven all over Europe many times on my own staying at expensive hotels and enjoying the fruits of my labour at every opportunity.

I am also an ugly bd.

I have never been "a magnet" and indeed apart from a few girls so drunk they couldn't see straight anyway I've had no interest whatsoever (not that I'm looking for it).

"Get a flash car and you'll get attention" is bks frankly.

You must be one ugly then

[br d]

POORCARDEALER said:

br d said:

Shnozz said:

POORCARDEALER said:

Tiggsy said:

DanB7290 said:

I'm well aware I'm an ugly fker

You're a bloke - body beats ugly with ease.

If jason statham was fat he'd be more Bob Hoskins than sex symbol.

Seriously, if you're in great shape you need to look SHOCKING to not attract women.

Not to mention - when your head is covered in fat you dont really get to worry if you are ugly or not! You cant really tell!

Surprise surprise - when your head is less covered in fat you will look vastly different and the things that make someone "attractive" emerge - things like bone structure as opposed to swollen balloon structure.

Edited by Tiggsy on Thursday 18th February 08:13

Forgetting all that, if you have a bentley and cash that will override all of the above depsite what the females say

Yeah that too. Either get wadded or get ripped. Either one will work as a magnet. If you are both, shop in the supermodel section.

Easy to refute.

I need to caveat the following with the fact that I am in a good relationship and am very happy, not looking for anything else.

However, I have had some very nice cars, driven all over Europe many times on my own staying at expensive hotels and enjoying the fruits of my labour at every opportunity.

I am also an ugly bd.

I have never been "a magnet" and indeed apart from a few girls so drunk they couldn't see straight anyway I've had no interest whatsoever (not that I'm looking for it).

"Get a flash car and you'll get attention" is bks frankly.

You must be one ugly then

Yep!

Mother fed me by catapult when I was a baby etc etc

[Pulse]

dieselgrunt said:

And they are talking about Mr Olympia physiques, not Brad Pitt in Fight Club style ripped.

Easily the most sensible thing said in this thread. Well done, dieselgrunt.

[NBTBRV8]

Robertj21a said:

xjay1337 said:

My ideal woman is a size 12-14.



Infinetly more sexy than a size 8 woman IMO.

You may prefer a size 8
doesn't matter if i am thin or fat my ideal bodyshape of a partner remains the same.

now excuse me i'm off to spaff one out to the above.

Shame that the tattoos make her look like ex-Merchant Navy.

+1, might as well be in the council thread.

[Willy Nilly]

xjay1337 said:

My ideal woman is a size 12-14.



Infinetly more sexy than a size 8 woman IMO.

You may prefer a size 8
doesn't matter if i am thin or fat my ideal bodyshape of a partner remains the same.

now excuse me i'm off to spaff one out to the above.

It's not her size that makes her attractive, it's her shape. She's a lovely shape and being a little larger is like a more generous helping. Aside from the tattoos, she's lovely.

[Condi]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

And therein is the answer...

You feel better, both in yourself and better than other people. This builds confidence inside which you 'ooze' subliminally when talking to those around you. You also tend to hold yourself better which is good body language.

But 'healthy' is not Arnie, its not 4 hours a day in the gym, its not roids. Its a decent diet, while not sacrificing meals out, beer and chips or having a protein bar in your pocket. In my opinion (as a guy) the 'rugby player' physique is what women tend to like. Muscle, but not insanely ripped. Nobody wants to feel inferior next to their partner.



Money is of less importance in a short term thing, but becomes more important the longer the relationship lasts.

Edited by Condi on Thursday 18th February 23:22

[escargot]

Ffs photos of half naked men?

Listen, if you lot want to continue stroking each other's steroid shrivelled penises whilst composing massive, dull and frankly creepily over analytical posts, can you bugger off elsewhere?

More posts from socially inept IT consultants please. At least they raise a chuckle.

[anonymous-user]

escargot said:

Ffs photos of half naked men?

Listen, if you lot want to continue stroking each other's steroid shrivelled penises whilst composing massive, dull and frankly creepily over analytical posts, can you bugger off elsewhere?

More posts from socially inept IT consultants please. At least they raise a chuckle.

Totally agree, I want stories of IT nerds who spend a month messaging a woman and putting her on a pedestal only to be told she likes him as a friend after their expensive date which he paid for.

[Ari]

escargot said:

Ffs photos of half naked men?

Listen, if you lot want to continue stroking each other's steroid shrivelled penises whilst composing massive, dull and frankly creepily over analytical posts, can you bugger off elsewhere?

More posts from socially inept IT consultants please. At least they raise a chuckle.

Hang on, are you suggesting that these posts aren't from socially inept IT nerds!?

[Du1point8]

NBTBRV8 said:

Robertj21a said:

xjay1337 said:

My ideal woman is a size 12-14.



Infinetly more sexy than a size 8 woman IMO.

You may prefer a size 8
doesn't matter if i am thin or fat my ideal bodyshape of a partner remains the same.

now excuse me i'm off to spaff one out to the above.

Shame that the tattoos make her look like ex-Merchant Navy.

+1, might as well be in the council thread.

Im not really seeing how she is a size 12-14?

My OH is a size 12-14 or seems to pick up clothes of that size and is not as curvey/slightly plump as that, maybe its because my OH is 5f 10, but she only weighs in at circa 65-67kg depending on the amount of chocolate eaten that day.

[Robertj21a]

Willy Nilly said:

It's not her size that makes her attractive, it's her shape. She's a lovely shape and being a little larger is like a more generous helping. Aside from the tattoos, she's lovely.

Quite agree that her figure is wonderful - so why mar it with tattoos ? She's going to end up looking a right state in years to come when she could have remained a really good looker.

[limpsfield]

SpeckledJim said:

But is your girlfriend as pleased with yourself as you are?

That is a wonderful line.

I am straight, but all Tiggsy's ripped talk might be turning me.

Edited by limpsfield on Friday 19th February 07:40

[Condi]

Ari said:

Hang on, are you suggesting that these posts aren't from socially inept IT nerds!?

Where is chemical chaos when you need him, or some other story where Kia hands over his testicles to some woman who them uses them as stress balls?

[Condi]

Sooo.... 3 weeks in Ive either experienced the first 'bat-st crazy' moment, or this has become my shortest relationship ever. 24 hours later, still rather unsure which.

It was something like the scene from 10 things I hate about you, only without the nice ending to the poem. Not quite sure what was wrong with her but it was basically a complete character assassination and no matter what I said could make anything better.