Match.com (Volume 6)
Discussion
Carthage said:
Condi has been fully and irrevocably dumped including a detailed explanation of why she hates him, but he's going to give her 'a second chance',.
She doesnt 'hate' me. We've known each other long enough that if 'hate' was an emotion between us then it wouldnt have got as far as it did. Rightly or wrongly, I also understand people have a bad day and sometimes do deserve a second chance. As it was in this case, it was broken on both sides so we have gone our separate ways. Carthage said:
WinstonWolf said:
Women are generally past their prime quicker than a Morrisons carrot whereas men age like a fine wine...
Who doesn't love a bald head? And impotence? Ear and nostril hair proliferation - to die for! 
WinstonWolf said:
Carthage said:
WinstonWolf said:
Women are generally past their prime quicker than a Morrisons carrot whereas men age like a fine wine...
Who doesn't love a bald head? And impotence? Ear and nostril hair proliferation - to die for! 
Blown2CV said:
ain't that the truth. Women are climbing the helter skelter steps until they reach the top at 30. Men are generally sauntering up the travelator at tescos that doesn't end till... i dunno i guess 70 these days if you play your cards right! Also, men are not fools.... £££ is a big part of it.
I'm sure you'll be devastatingly handsome at 70 and the nurses/carers will give you extra biscuits. 
Carthage said:
Flip Martian said:
Not all older men go bald and are impotent. The latter 2 seems to be a given though; thank heaven for personal grooming trimmers...
Not all, but the odds are against you regarding hair loss. Wassup princess, popped in for a bit of attention? x
Condi said:
It was something like the scene from 10 things I hate about you, only without the nice ending to the poem. Not quite sure what was wrong with her but it was basically a complete character assassination and no matter what I said could make anything better.
Condi said:
Its sorted anyway. I am who I am, if there are parts of me she doesnt like thats fine. She can be on her own. A mutual decision, but I feel much better for putting my points across. And I dont feel bad that its ended, which is always a good sign, just a bit sad because I thought it could have been more before I saw the irrational crazy s
t side to her.
Mmmokay. t side to her. 
Carthage said:
Blown2CV said:
ain't that the truth. Women are climbing the helter skelter steps until they reach the top at 30. Men are generally sauntering up the travelator at tescos that doesn't end till... i dunno i guess 70 these days if you play your cards right! Also, men are not fools.... £££ is a big part of it.
I'm sure you'll be devastatingly handsome at 70 and the nurses/carers will give you extra biscuits. WinstonWolf said:
Sorry to break this to you luv but most women love a bald head. The only good bald bit on a woman is her muff...
Wassup princess, popped in for a bit of attention? x
My sympathies on your shiny cranium - most women really don't like them but are too kind to say, unlike me - I'm both rude and incredibly hirsute. Everywhere.Wassup princess, popped in for a bit of attention? x
I'm avoiding yet more marking...can't you tell?
Carthage said:
Flip Martian said:
Not all older men go bald and are impotent. The latter 2 seems to be a given though; thank heaven for personal grooming trimmers...
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