Match.com (Volume 6)

Match.com (Volume 6)

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Mercury00

4,104 posts

157 months

Saturday 16th July 2016
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anonymous said:
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This definitely happened. Orange guy with a pout and walnut whip hair, for sure.

Pebbles167

3,454 posts

153 months

Sunday 17th July 2016
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I have a sleeve tattoo and a silly haircut. Perhaps I need to be funnier.

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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Pebbles167 said:
I have a sleeve tattoo and a silly haircut. Perhaps I need to be funnier.
Maybe. Or maybe you need to be less funny. Exactly how silly is this haircut?

Total bloody minefield, this game.

PAUL500

2,635 posts

247 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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Not even her pics, she was probably just some big fat biffa needing a bit of attention then when it came to the crunch she moved on to the net mug for some more jollies as she knew she could not back up the claims in reality.

The place is full of them, one girl even told me her uncle goes on POF posing as a hot girl to wind up blokes just for fun, some very weird people out there, even his wife was in on it!

Blown2CV

28,861 posts

204 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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PAUL500 said:
Not even her pics, she was probably just some big fat biffa needing a bit of attention then when it came to the crunch she moved on to the net mug for some more jollies as she knew she could not back up the claims in reality.

The place is full of them, one girl even told me her uncle goes on POF posing as a hot girl to wind up blokes just for fun, some very weird people out there, even his wife was in on it!
Weird yes, but I imagine it's only entertaining because the males they are talking to are even weirder.

xjay1337

15,966 posts

119 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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The Crack Fox said:
Gretchen said:
Slightly off topic my middle (very straight and serious) son has been with his girlfriend for seven months now. They had dinner here together at the weekend. She's very pretty, quiet/shy and as grown up snd serious/sensible as he. The way he speaks of the relationship is that they will go to university, have their careers, marry and perhaps have children but not until they're comfortable and possibly in their 30s. He is 15 shortly. I almost hope true and long lasting love still exists.
You've just described my middle daughter and her boyfriend. smile
I almost want to vomit.

The problem is while their intentions may be good, so much can change and they have so much developing as people yet to do...

xjay1337

15,966 posts

119 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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The Crack Fox said:
Of course, and they know that. I'm a happy Father, it doesn;t make me want to vomit, it makes me happy.

Anyway, as you were.
It's ok, I pretend to be a typical alpha PH male but the amount of stick I get for being nice to my Mrs now... laugh

shirt

22,609 posts

202 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Right now I'm sat on an Emirates flight.

The guy in the seat across the aisle one row in front of me is flitting between the pof app and what's app. Chatting to maybe 3 different women at the same time. So far during the flight I've seen 2 pairs of tits, a full frontal and his dick pic taken in the plane toilet.

Most amusing, trying to think of something suitable to say to him as we disembark

Condi

17,219 posts

172 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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I often wonder how people take a conversation from 'hi how you going' through to boob pictures without ever meeting the person. Maybe Im old fashioned, but much easier to sleep with a girl first, then trade pictures. Obviously missing a trick.

shirt

22,609 posts

202 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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I think it's mainly to do with the class of woman you're talking to.

Condi

17,219 posts

172 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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olly22n said:
shirt said:
I think it's mainly to do with the class of woman you're talking to.
Nope.
Would tend to agree with the 'nope'. All women like attention.

Flip Martian

19,708 posts

191 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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Most of the women I know have had dick pics at some point and immediately terminated the conversation. To suggest all girls like them is pretty wide of the mark. Clearly depends on the girl.

Animal

5,250 posts

269 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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Condi said:
I often wonder how people take a conversation from 'hi how you going' through to boob pictures without ever meeting the person. Maybe Im old fashioned, but much easier to sleep with a girl first, then trade pictures. Obviously missing a trick.
It's pretty easy on Tinder:

- Hey, we're a match! What happens now?
- blah blah blah
- What are you doing this weekend? Are you getting dressed up?
- Here's a picture of me with my mates
- Here's a picture of me in my dress looking fab
- Wow you look great
- Sends more pictures
- You look sexy
- Sends boobies pictures

Simple.

Johnny

9,652 posts

285 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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Not sure it needs to be quite that long winded... but yeah, sure. wink

Flip Martian

19,708 posts

191 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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olly22n said:
Again. Nope.
Ah...sorry. I forgot there were experts on all women here. My mistake.

I just came here for the funny dating nightmares. WTF happened to those?

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

240 months

Sunday 24th July 2016
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Flip Martian said:
olly22n said:
Again. Nope.
Ah...sorry. I forgot there were experts on all women here. My mistake.

I just came here for the funny dating nightmares. WTF happened to those?
Listen to Olly, his hit rate is astonishing the jammy git biggrin

Ari

19,348 posts

216 months

Sunday 24th July 2016
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olly22n said:
Flip Martian said:
Most of the women I know have had dick pics at some point and immediately terminated the conversation. To suggest all girls like them is pretty wide of the mark. Clearly depends on the girl.
Again. Nope.
Someone needs to spend a little less time on youporn and a little more in the company of actual real people. biggrin

Flip Martian

19,708 posts

191 months

Sunday 24th July 2016
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WinstonWolf said:
Listen to Olly, his hit rate is astonishing the jammy git biggrin
I doubt we go for the same girls, to be fair. I know an "Olly" with a great hit rate. Very few of which I would go near.

Flip Martian

19,708 posts

191 months

Sunday 24th July 2016
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olly22n said:
You can't simply box all women into whatever group you think they fit in.
But you are doing exactly that. You're basically saying they all love dick pics by contradicting anyone who says otherwise.

Johnny

9,652 posts

285 months

Sunday 24th July 2016
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It's true though. All girls love a well executed cock shot wink
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