Match.com (Volume 6)

[Ki3r]

Cupramax said:

This gem turned up on my POF list, think i'll give that one a miss ta

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=978...

Shouldn't have opened that logged in . Lives where I work ha.

[Shoegrip]

Cupramax said:

This gem turned up on my POF list, think i'll give that one a miss ta

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=978...

Nice pussy

[anonymous-user]

Shoegrip said:

Cupramax said:

This gem turned up on my POF list, think i'll give that one a miss ta

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=978...

Nice pussy

Bejesus I just read the profile. Can't spell plus writes with an accent but it's hardly surprising she says she's had some hassle! .....'I WILL PERSONALLY FIND YOU YEAH'

Edited by V6Pushfit on Wednesday 26th October 18:38

[whoami]

Cupramax said:

This gem turned up on my POF list, think i'll give that one a miss ta

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=978...

Is that typical of the sort of folk who post profiles on there?

[Blown2CV]

Cupramax said:

This gem turned up on my POF list, think i'll give that one a miss ta

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=978...

the idea that that profile is real makes me feel sad for humanity!! What an absolute munter with a entire bag of chips on her shoulder. The bike is pretty funny... I own a bike, look, it's propped up against my wheelie bin!!

[Blown2CV]

whoami said:

Cupramax said:

This gem turned up on my POF list, think i'll give that one a miss ta

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=978...

Is that typical of the sort of folk who post profiles on there?

well kind of. Some are uglier and have a stter attitude, but generally yea.

[anonymous-user]

Unbelievable. You say she holds down a job so there must be something there!

[whoami]

Blown2CV said:

whoami said:

Cupramax said:

This gem turned up on my POF list, think i'll give that one a miss ta

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=978...

Is that typical of the sort of folk who post profiles on there?

well kind of. Some are uglier and have a stter attitude, but generally yea.

Jesus Christ.

I feel sorry for anybody having to sift through that trying to find something approaching normal.

[Blown2CV]

whoami said:

Blown2CV said:

whoami said:

Cupramax said:

This gem turned up on my POF list, think i'll give that one a miss ta

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=978...

Is that typical of the sort of folk who post profiles on there?

well kind of. Some are uglier and have a stter attitude, but generally yea.

Jesus Christ.

I feel sorry for anybody having to sift through that trying to find something approaching normal.

it's like anything that's free really. I'm not entirely convinced there is any sifting for normality... i think it's weirdos on both sides of the transaction.

[Spanglepants]

Ive given up with POF now and thought id had some bad matches but that is unreal. The title and last line in her profile....

Cupramax said:

This gem turned up on my POF list, think i'll give that one a miss ta

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=978...

[Jimmy Recard]

She's 42 and won't accept messages from men who have been married?
Cuts out quite a few candidates.

I saw a profile on Tinder that was just "ah cannae drive jus tryin ta pass ma theery then ah can take ma practical"

Nothing else. Just that.

[anonymous-user]

Jimmy Recard said:

She's 42 and won't accept messages from men who have been married?
Cuts out quite a few candidates.

...and the rest put off by the illiterate profile. Is she actually hoping to find someone - I mean really? Without understanding why she's attracting 100% windups and serial killers.

[ChemicalChaos]

Jimmy Recard said:

She's 42 and won't accept messages from men who have been married?
Cuts out quite a few candidates.

I saw a profile on Tinder that was just "ah cannae drive jus tryin ta pass ma theery then ah can take ma practical"

Nothing else. Just that.

The one that gets me is when the have stuff like "RIP Granddad you were the best remember you foreva" or similar in their profile on Tinder - by all means grieve for relatives, but why the flying fk would you put it on a dating profile trying to attract people?!

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

Cupramax said:

This gem turned up on my POF list, think i'll give that one a miss ta

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=978...

Brilliant! Judging by her pics she's an old bike with a weird looking pus5y

[All that jazz]

I recently discovered this thread and it's made for amusing reading . Although not really in the market for another girly atm, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to check out Match and POF. Match seems to lure you in but doesn't let you actually do anything unless you part with £90 first . POF started off well and I had a couple of convos going then suddenly my account was deleted without any warning or explanation despite fully complying with the TOS . Seems to be a common theme judging by the lengthy threads about it on their forums.

I've got a profile going on Zoosk now which seems to have a much higher proportion of cuties in my area than the other sites . I find some of the profiles amusing though: they will have a youngish and attractive photo as their profile pic from many years ago but when you click through and look at their other more recent photos it goes downhill rapidly to the point where you wonder if the pics are actually the same person!

[Calza]

Browsing a few adds off the top of that link there one thing occurs, why do people sign up to POF if they "Aren't looking for any kind of relationship or commitment"?

I can't imagine hundreds of women are signing up looking for sex so what's the point? Why does that question even exist on a dating website?

[xjay1337]

Calza said:

I can't imagine hundreds of women are signing up looking for sex

really?

[Ste1987]

I'm pretty certain Match has some kind of algorithm going that makes your profile stand out more when you're not a paying member. The moment you give them money, all kinds of interactions become non-existant.

[Rh14n]

A friend of mine took up a first-month-for-free offer with Match about 7 years ago. Her first date was successful so she never renewed after that first month. They got married within 6 months, have a child and are very happy. Bargain!

[Ari]

xjay1337 said:

Calza said:

I can't imagine hundreds of women are signing up looking for sex

really?

Really. Xhamster isn't an accurate representation of real life. Sorry about that.