Match.com (Volume 6)

Match.com (Volume 6)

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NRS

22,174 posts

201 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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Blown2CV said:
Penny-lope said:
Single for over a year now...sucks, but just get on with it

Currently speaking to an ex Pher (banned a long time ago) so we'll see where that goes
A banned Internet forum user... You're into those bad guys then!!
Wonder if it's Nolar Dog, wink

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

193 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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NRS said:
Blown2CV said:
Penny-lope said:
Single for over a year now...sucks, but just get on with it

Currently speaking to an ex Pher (banned a long time ago) so we'll see where that goes
A banned Internet forum user... You're into those bad guys then!!
Wonder if it's Nolar Dog, wink
Certainly tall enough at 6'4...but wrong part of the country

ChemicalChaos

10,393 posts

160 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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Penny-lope said:
NRS said:
Blown2CV said:
Penny-lope said:
Single for over a year now...sucks, but just get on with it

Currently speaking to an ex Pher (banned a long time ago) so we'll see where that goes
A banned Internet forum user... You're into those bad guys then!!
Wonder if it's Nolar Dog, wink
Certainly tall enough at 6'4...but wrong part of the country
CW7?



Anyway... I finally caved and downloaded Tinder today. I think my profile is ok, but not had any matches yet. There are a few genuinely attractive, sane-looking and sensible sounding girls on there with similar interests..... one just has to wade through the tide of pouting orange trainee hairdressers that expect a millionaire bodybuilder to sweep them away

Blown2CV

28,822 posts

203 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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ChemicalChaos said:
Penny-lope said:
NRS said:
Blown2CV said:
Penny-lope said:
Single for over a year now...sucks, but just get on with it

Currently speaking to an ex Pher (banned a long time ago) so we'll see where that goes
A banned Internet forum user... You're into those bad guys then!!
Wonder if it's Nolar Dog, wink
Certainly tall enough at 6'4...but wrong part of the country
CW7?



Anyway... I finally caved and downloaded Tinder today. I think my profile is ok, but not had any matches yet. There are a few genuinely attractive, sane-looking and sensible sounding girls on there with similar interests..... one just has to wade through the tide of pouting orange trainee hairdressers that expect a millionaire bodybuilder to sweep them away
oh come now...


surely there are spam, fake accounts and lunatics to wade through too?!

mcxuk1

452 posts

140 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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Joined Tinder the Saturday night before Christmas to show a mate what it was all about. Matched with a girl on the Sunday morning and spent a few days messaging her. Met her last Sunday night in Manchester, ended up back at hers... left on Monday morning, back again Tuesday night, and Wednesday night/Thursday morning and seeing her again this weekend thumbup

Impasse

15,099 posts

241 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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mcxuk1 said:
Joined Tinder the Saturday night before Christmas to show a mate what it was all about. Matched with a girl on the Sunday morning and spent a few days messaging her. Met her last Sunday night in Manchester, ended up back at hers... left on Monday morning, back again Tuesday night, and Wednesday night/Thursday morning and seeing her again this weekend thumbup
You are Craig David and I claim my Five Pounds.

Don1

15,950 posts

208 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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Impasse said:
mcxuk1 said:
Joined Tinder the Saturday night before Christmas to show a mate what it was all about. Matched with a girl on the Sunday morning and spent a few days messaging her. Met her last Sunday night in Manchester, ended up back at hers... left on Monday morning, back again Tuesday night, and Wednesday night/Thursday morning and seeing her again this weekend thumbup
You are Craig David and I claim my Five Pounds.
Dammit. 1 minute - well played Sir.

Blown2CV

28,822 posts

203 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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Impasse said:
mcxuk1 said:
Joined Tinder the Saturday night before Christmas to show a mate what it was all about. Matched with a girl on the Sunday morning and spent a few days messaging her. Met her last Sunday night in Manchester, ended up back at hers... left on Monday morning, back again Tuesday night, and Wednesday night/Thursday morning and seeing her again this weekend thumbup
You are Craig David and I claim my Five Pounds.
on what days did he chill?!

mcxuk1

452 posts

140 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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Haha, I'm just making the most of it. Chilled last night, only because I'm back in work today and having had no sleep the previous two nights, I felt it was the best thing to do.

Just had a text asking if I'm free again tonight smile

DanielSan

18,799 posts

167 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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mcxuk1 said:
Haha, I'm just making the most of it. Chilled last night, only because I'm back in work today and having had no sleep the previous two nights, I felt it was the best thing to do.

Just had a text asking if I'm free again tonight smile
I wonder what level of mental you'd recieve if you say no now? hehe

mcxuk1

452 posts

140 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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DanielSan said:
I wonder what level of mental you'd recieve if you say no now? hehe
Probably batst crazy but it'll be good fun until that happens!

DanielSan

18,799 posts

167 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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mcxuk1 said:
Probably batst crazy but it'll be good fun until that happens!
The crazy ones are always more fun to be fair.

ChemicalChaos

10,393 posts

160 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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Oh, and another thing about tinder... What is it with girls that have 4 or 5 pictures, all of which are group shots? If you're going to make me guess which one you are, then its an instant left swipe

clonmult

10,529 posts

209 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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ChemicalChaos said:
Oh, and another thing about tinder... What is it with girls that have 4 or 5 pictures, all of which are group shots? If you're going to make me guess which one you are, then its an instant left swipe
And also those who have nothing but random pictures of giraffes? Aiming for those with a giraffe fetish?

Had one match today. Problem with Tinder is often having bugger all to go on. Witty one liner, politely ask for a shag or be a boring sod and wish her a happy new year ....

NRS

22,174 posts

201 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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ChemicalChaos said:
Oh, and another thing about tinder... What is it with girls that have 4 or 5 pictures, all of which are group shots? If you're going to make me guess which one you are, then its an instant left swipe
I just go right anyway, biggrin

That said, really run out of people in the area, and when "new" ones pop up it's just the same old people after a certain amount of time. Need to move somewhere else I think!

Rich_W

12,548 posts

212 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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NRS said:
I just go right anyway, biggrin

That said, really run out of people in the area, and when "new" ones pop up it's just the same old people after a certain amount of time. Need to move somewhere else I think!
It does recycle your "nopes" after a while. I've recognised a few pics.

Friend of mine just rights EVERYTHING. Woman, girl or beast and then sorts it out from there. Seems too much like hard work. Though I have to admit I have no become addicted to it despite getting nothing worth bothering with. My matches seem to be good first pic, crap rest ones that make her look weird. laugh

ChemicalChaos

10,393 posts

160 months

Saturday 3rd January 2015
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Oh FFS, almost 3 days now and not a single match, despite swiping right for many rather nice ladies.

I dont think my profile is that bad at all, anyone want to offer some CONSTRUCTIVE advice?


spikeyhead

17,328 posts

197 months

Saturday 3rd January 2015
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Matt,

Did you ever learn the difference between truth and tact? The truth is that if you tell the truth then you won't get laid. The tactful comment is to consider using something other than Tinder to get laid.

Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Saturday 3rd January 2015
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You missed Company director off your profile list hehe

dontfollowme

1,158 posts

233 months

Saturday 3rd January 2015
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Get rid of all text and just leave the top right photo.
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