Match.com (Volume 6)

Match.com (Volume 6)

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All that jazz

7,632 posts

147 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Cold said:
Impressed at the amount of women who are into running/Tough Mudder stuff or even cycling. Maybe set your preferences away from "Curvy"?
Pretty much everyone on OLD sites puts their interests as gym/running/cycling/working out whether they do or don't as it's the latest fad.

Cold

15,250 posts

91 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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All that jazz said:
Cold said:
Impressed at the amount of women who are into running/Tough Mudder stuff or even cycling. Maybe set your preferences away from "Curvy"?
Pretty much everyone on OLD sites puts their interests as gym/running/cycling/working out whether they do or don't as it's the latest fad.
Well, yes. But the ones who make a believable claim normally have a profile photo of them competing or participating in their favoured activity. Add a few general conversational questions about their sport and it's very easy to determine who's faking it and who's genuinely enthusiastic about what they do.

Gretchen

19,040 posts

217 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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All that jazz said:
Cold said:
Impressed at the amount of women who are into running/Tough Mudder stuff or even cycling. Maybe set your preferences away from "Curvy"?
Pretty much everyone on OLD sites puts their interests as gym/running/cycling/working out whether they do or don't as it's the latest fad.
Maybe. But it's also popular with those who are professional and independent and use these sites as don't they don't choose to spend their nights socialising in pubs because fit. These women will be the strong willed ones looking for their unicorn. And at the end of the day they can live without you.

Blown2CV

28,861 posts

204 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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quite often people are at their most virtuous health and fitness wise when they first become single. They're trying to sort their lives out, and wash that ex right out of their hair... and that troublesome previous relationship might have caused them to stack the timber on. When they first register for internet dating, they then log their interests as gym, running, sport event type things because that's what they are trying to do at that moment... but it definitely doesn't always mean they are actually fit. The fit (sane) ones are generally taken. Then there is the fat bird who walked through the 'race for life' 5k 3 years ago but believes this qualifies her to show 'athletic' on her profile.

Cold

15,250 posts

91 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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I think autism does hinder dating, yes.

cheddar

4,637 posts

175 months

Monday 23rd January 2017
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Blown2CV said:
Then there is the fat bird who walked through the 'race for life' 5k 3 years ago but believes this qualifies her to show 'athletic' on her profile.
Made me chuckle

After 3 recent 'race for life' girlies I've now stumbled across a stenographer, she's an absolute enigma, extraordinarily intelligent, very grounded and peaceful (I guess stenography doesn't attract rowdy types), she's in Singapore on business for 2 weeks, we've chatted, looking forward to meeting her.

PAUL500

2,635 posts

247 months

Tuesday 24th January 2017
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I think many like that regard athletic as meaning being built like Fatima Whitbread biggrin

Pebbles167

3,454 posts

153 months

Wednesday 25th January 2017
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I was doing a bit of browsing online, and fk me, has anyone seen how much Viagra is? eek

Mark-C

5,138 posts

206 months

Wednesday 25th January 2017
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Pebbles167 said:
I was doing a bit of browsing online, and fk me, has anyone seen how much Viagra is? eek
Find the right partner and you won’t need it ...

ChemicalChaos

10,400 posts

161 months

Wednesday 25th January 2017
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Eating lemon and pineapple beforehand can triple the effect of a given dose, so I'm told by a Pfizer employee. Its to do with how enzymes in the fruit affect the absorption of the drug.
So there you are, I've reduced your viagra costs by 2/3 biggrin

Pebbles167

3,454 posts

153 months

Wednesday 25th January 2017
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Mark-C said:
Find the right partner and you won’t need it ...
That's the problem. Never happens on a one night stand, but occasionally happens with someone i actually like early on. Sorts itself out before too long, but a girls patience only lasts so long!

ChemicalChaos said:
Eating lemon and pineapple beforehand can triple the effect of a given dose, so I'm told by a Pfizer employee. Its to do with how enzymes in the fruit affect the absorption of the drug.
So there you are, I've reduced your viagra costs by 2/3 biggrin
Good to know, i made a pinapple upside down cake yesterday out of boredom, so guess I'll just bring that along with me for our date on Thursday laugh

Edit: Not sure about lemon or pineapple but apparently grapefruit is a no no. Stops the breakdown properly and means you'll absorb more into your bloodstream. Doesn't make it anymore efficient, just increases the side effects ie: Red face, headache and blue vision hehe

Edited by Pebbles167 on Wednesday 25th January 14:54

Blown2CV

28,861 posts

204 months

Wednesday 25th January 2017
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Pebbles167 said:
I was doing a bit of browsing online, and fk me, has anyone seen how much Viagra is? eek
it's really gone up

Cold

15,250 posts

91 months

Wednesday 25th January 2017
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Blown2CV said:
Pebbles167 said:
I was doing a bit of browsing online, and fk me, has anyone seen how much Viagra is? eek
it's really gone up
You do have to be careful not to get shafted.

Trabi601

4,865 posts

96 months

Wednesday 25th January 2017
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Pebbles167 said:
Good to know, i made a pinapple upside down cake yesterday out of boredom, so guess I'll just bring that along with me for our date on Thursday laugh
Apparently pineapple also makes your gentleman's relish taste better, too.

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Wednesday 25th January 2017
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Blown2CV said:
Pebbles167 said:
I was doing a bit of browsing online, and fk me, has anyone seen how much Viagra is? eek
it's really gone up
Dont go for the expensively marketed brand name, just buy the generic stuff, Micoxaflopin.

Pebbles167

3,454 posts

153 months

Wednesday 25th January 2017
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The posts above are exactly why I love PH laugh

Taking her out to a properly nice restraunt tomorrow (more for my benefit rather than hers, fking excellent steak) and we'll see what happens after that.

Ki3r

7,822 posts

160 months

Wednesday 25th January 2017
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Make sure you completely swallow or it will get stuck in your throat and you'll get a stiff neck.

kowalski655

14,656 posts

144 months

Thursday 26th January 2017
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Just dont mix prune juice and viagra. You won't know if you're coming or going

Or mix it with hair restorer...just look at Don King!


Pebbles167

3,454 posts

153 months

Thursday 26th January 2017
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Prune juice, hair restorer. Hopefully i wont be going near either for years yet.

I'm 27 and the thought of these things is making me feel much, much older hehe

Mercury00

4,104 posts

157 months

Thursday 26th January 2017
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I've been on the dating websites for nearly a year now and have had nothing, it's really getting me down now. My life feels like it's just passing quickly by.

I'm not that ugly, and I don't think I'm boring - in fact I'd consider myself quirky, and I'm intelligent. It probably doesn't help living in the middle of nowhere - I set my search radius to about 20 miles and there's still hardly any women. The ones that do pop up are ones that I've already messaged and been ignored by over the past year. Maybe it's time to move to a new city together a new set of potential dates!
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