Match.com (Volume 6)
Discussion
ChemicalChaos said:
Du1point8 said:
escargot said:
Scientist (student), pilot (flown a glider a couple of times. And a kite, don't forget the kite.), racing driver (spent £90 on a red letter experience day. Once). Good times guaranteed (cringe).
which is kind or proved when the profile is like this.So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Anyway, got another match. She's a rather nice looking law student, half Greek.
I've been thinking of something original to say, but again there's not much in her profile.
How does "would you rather be the naughtiest nice girl I've met, or the nicest naughty girl?" sound
"Greetings Comrade!"
ChemicalChaos said:
Actually, soon to be working for a large pharmaceutical company, solo glider pilot, formula student driver.
So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Anyway, got another match. She's a rather nice looking law student, half Greek.
I've been thinking of something original to say, but again there's not much in her profile.
How does "would you rather be the naughtiest nice girl I've met, or the nicest naughty girl?" sound
Yup, perfect. I'm sure a smart law student will love a slightly creepy and misogynistic message like that :So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Anyway, got another match. She's a rather nice looking law student, half Greek.
I've been thinking of something original to say, but again there's not much in her profile.
How does "would you rather be the naughtiest nice girl I've met, or the nicest naughty girl?" sound
:Try something which relates to her.
Try - 'Hi XXX, no duckface or 'yolo' on your profile, you're winning Tinder today
So where in Greece are you from? Loved the Islands when I was over there' or some such. Keep it fun and bantery, then move in for # asap. the above assumed no duckface or yolo reference on her profile. Always use their name in the 'hi' part.
ChemicalChaos said:
Actually, soon to be working for a large pharmaceutical company, solo glider pilot, formula student driver.
So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Go you. Add it to your profile, you'll continue winning.So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Oh wait, no you won't.
ChemicalChaos said:
Anyway, got another match. She's a rather nice looking law student, half Greek.
I've been thinking of something original to say, but again there's not much in her profile.
How does "would you rather be the naughtiest nice girl I've met, or the nicest naughty girl?" sound
Sounds perfect. Tell us how it goes.I've been thinking of something original to say, but again there's not much in her profile.
How does "would you rather be the naughtiest nice girl I've met, or the nicest naughty girl?" sound
Weirdo.
ChemicalChaos said:
Du1point8 said:
escargot said:
Scientist (student), pilot (flown a glider a couple of times. And a kite, don't forget the kite.), racing driver (spent £90 on a red letter experience day. Once). Good times guaranteed (cringe).
which is kind or proved when the profile is like this.So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Anyway, got another match. She's a rather nice looking law student, half Greek.
I've been thinking of something original to say, but again there's not much in her profile.
How does "would you rather be the naughtiest nice girl I've met, or the nicest naughty girl?" sound
f
king hell you are going to be single a long time.Look at her profile, look at the write up she has done, as well as the pictures.... then go have a w
k as thats as far as you will get with your opening line.If you actually want to get somewhere, comment on one of the pictures or the write up and prove you have read it.
You do realise that if you reply within seconds of being matched you look needy and desperate.
Did you change your profile pictures and I really don't give a s
t that you are almost working (still student), a want to be racing driver (not qualified) or a fricking pilot.It sounds arrogant and makes you look like a knob... Say something better about you something like I suggested last time.
Its pretty pathetic that you are defending your crap profile and getting argumentative about it, when you are the one complaining you are not getting anywhere with online dating...
you get given advice, think you know better, get nowhere and will carry on being angry and alone... man up, take the criticism and change for once.
Du1point8 said:
Seriously???
fking hell you are going to be single a long time.
Look at her profile, look at the write up she has done, as well as the pictures.... then go have a wk as thats as far as you will get with your opening line.
If you actually want to get somewhere, comment on one of the pictures or the write up and prove you have read it.
You do realise that if you reply within seconds of being matched you look needy and desperate.
Did you change your profile pictures and I really don't give a st that you are almost working (still student), a want to be racing driver (not qualified) or a fricking pilot.
It sounds arrogant and makes you look like a knob... Say something better about you something like I suggested last time.
Its pretty pathetic that you are defending your crap profile and getting argumentative about it, when you are the one complaining you are not getting anywhere with online dating...
you get given advice, think you know better, get nowhere and will carry on being angry and alone... man up, take the criticism and change for once.
That's all very well and I admire your dedication... but just look at him. It's a lost cause.f
king hell you are going to be single a long time.Look at her profile, look at the write up she has done, as well as the pictures.... then go have a w
k as thats as far as you will get with your opening line.If you actually want to get somewhere, comment on one of the pictures or the write up and prove you have read it.
You do realise that if you reply within seconds of being matched you look needy and desperate.
Did you change your profile pictures and I really don't give a s
t that you are almost working (still student), a want to be racing driver (not qualified) or a fricking pilot.It sounds arrogant and makes you look like a knob... Say something better about you something like I suggested last time.
Its pretty pathetic that you are defending your crap profile and getting argumentative about it, when you are the one complaining you are not getting anywhere with online dating...
you get given advice, think you know better, get nowhere and will carry on being angry and alone... man up, take the criticism and change for once.
hornetrider said:
ChemicalChaos said:
Actually, soon to be working for a large pharmaceutical company, solo glider pilot, formula student driver.
So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Go you. Add it to your profile, you'll continue winning.So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Oh wait, no you won't.
ChemicalChaos said:
Anyway, got another match. She's a rather nice looking law student, half Greek.
I've been thinking of something original to say, but again there's not much in her profile.
How does "would you rather be the naughtiest nice girl I've met, or the nicest naughty girl?" sound
Sounds perfect. Tell us how it goes.I've been thinking of something original to say, but again there's not much in her profile.
How does "would you rather be the naughtiest nice girl I've met, or the nicest naughty girl?" sound
Weirdo.
CountZero23 said:
ChemicalChaos said:
Actually, soon to be working for a large pharmaceutical company, solo glider pilot, formula student driver.
So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Anyway, got another match. She's a rather nice looking law student, half Greek.
I've been thinking of something original to say, but again there's not much in her profile.
How does "would you rather be the naughtiest nice girl I've met, or the nicest naughty girl?" sound
Yup, perfect. I'm sure a smart law student will love a slightly creepy and misogynistic message like that :So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Anyway, got another match. She's a rather nice looking law student, half Greek.
I've been thinking of something original to say, but again there's not much in her profile.
How does "would you rather be the naughtiest nice girl I've met, or the nicest naughty girl?" sound
:Try something which relates to her.
Try - 'Hi XXX, no duckface or 'yolo' on your profile, you're winning Tinder today
So where in Greece are you from? Loved the Islands when I was over there' or some such. Keep it fun and bantery, then move in for # asap. the above assumed no duckface or yolo reference on her profile. Always use their name in the 'hi' part.
Hi Greek Lawyer girl, I haven't figured out if you're going to be the nicest girl on my naughty list, or the naughtiest girl on my nice list.
As for the lines, if you have the confidence, personality to talk like that then fine. But, if that's just an Internet persona then you'll get found out quickly if you ever get to meet somebody or you run out of witty or cheesy lines later. In these situations I'm sure everyone talks it up a bit behind a screen buy try and be a bit normal and a little like yourself at least. Why not ask what the other half of her is? If you are going to go for the cheeky 'naughty' line then at least link it to something on her profile or picture rather than just blurting it our randomly.
Du1point8 said:
ChemicalChaos said:
Du1point8 said:
escargot said:
Scientist (student), pilot (flown a glider a couple of times. And a kite, don't forget the kite.), racing driver (spent £90 on a red letter experience day. Once). Good times guaranteed (cringe).
which is kind or proved when the profile is like this.So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Anyway, got another match. She's a rather nice looking law student, half Greek.
I've been thinking of something original to say, but again there's not much in her profile.
How does "would you rather be the naughtiest nice girl I've met, or the nicest naughty girl?" sound
f
king hell you are going to be single a long time.Look at her profile, look at the write up she has done, as well as the pictures.... then go have a w
k as thats as far as you will get with your opening line.If you actually want to get somewhere, comment on one of the pictures or the write up and prove you have read it.
You do realise that if you reply within seconds of being matched you look needy and desperate.
Did you change your profile pictures and I really don't give a s
t that you are almost working (still student), a want to be racing driver (not qualified) or a fricking pilot.It sounds arrogant and makes you look like a knob... Say something better about you something like I suggested last time.
Its pretty pathetic that you are defending your crap profile and getting argumentative about it, when you are the one complaining you are not getting anywhere with online dating...
you get given advice, think you know better, get nowhere and will carry on being angry and alone... man up, take the criticism and change for once.
Jakg said:
Du1point8 said:
Hi Greek Lawyer girl, I haven't figured out if you're going to be the nicest girl on my naughty list, or the naughtiest girl on my nice list.
...but either way I want you to help me unload my sack.Job jobbed.
If and when that was followed up since most people can't just leave it there, simply say.
My contact list...
Leave it there... job done in 3 simple text messages to get her number, being cheeky, bit cheesy and showing some confidence.
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