Match.com (Volume 6)

[Studio117]

[martin mrt]

I'm going on a first "date" tomorrow evening, met through a friend of mines OH,

I seem to be punching well above my league but nothing ventured nothing gained.

No idea how it's going to go, she's been texting all this week so we shall see

[TREMAiNE]

martin mrt said:

I'm going on a first "date" tomorrow evening, met through a friend of mines OH,

I seem to be punching well above my league but nothing ventured nothing gained.

No idea how it's going to go, she's been texting all this week so we shall see

She wants it.

Remember, no means yes. Yes means anal.

[4941cc]

Mr Roper said:

There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

[Silent1]

TREMAiNE said:

martin mrt said:

I'm going on a first "date" tomorrow evening, met through a friend of mines OH,

I seem to be punching well above my league but nothing ventured nothing gained.

No idea how it's going to go, she's been texting all this week so we shall see

She wants it.

Remember, no means yes. Yes means anal.

And remember the phrase struggle cuddle.

[Too Late]

Silent1 said:

TREMAiNE said:

martin mrt said:

I'm going on a first "date" tomorrow evening, met through a friend of mines OH,

I seem to be punching well above my league but nothing ventured nothing gained.

No idea how it's going to go, she's been texting all this week so we shall see

She wants it.

Remember, no means yes. Yes means anal.

And remember the phrase struggle cuddle.

ATM....
Everyone must know that as well...

[Ki3r]

Too Late said:

ATM....
Everyone must know that as well...

Is it wrong that a few years ago I would have taken that as 'at the moment', but now its 'ass to mouth'.

[Council Baby]

Boydie88 said:

Just had a funny idea... anyone bored enough to create a Facebook with a few Photoshopped pics of Matt like the one above, start a Tinder profile and see if they're more successful?

Cracking idea

Foxeh - get to the images and send them over.

Matt - I'm getting you laid fella.

"Matthew Manors" profile coming up

[Vincefox]

Council Baby said:

Boydie88 said:

Just had a funny idea... anyone bored enough to create a Facebook with a few Photoshopped pics of Matt like the one above, start a Tinder profile and see if they're more successful?

Cracking idea

Foxeh - get to the images and send them over.

Matt - I'm getting you laid fella.

"Matthew Manors" profile coming up

• pops up fold out chair, gets comfy

[Du1point8]

Well my evening of doing the accounting looks to be fked now...

[anonymous-user]

I said earlier that this thread reminds me of the inbetweeners.

I was wrong. It reminds me of Porky's.

[TREMAiNE]

Council Baby said:

Boydie88 said:

Just had a funny idea... anyone bored enough to create a Facebook with a few Photoshopped pics of Matt like the one above, start a Tinder profile and see if they're more successful?

Cracking idea

Foxeh - get to the images and send them over.

Matt - I'm getting you laid fella.

"Matthew Manors" profile coming up

Please do it. Screenshot it and put it in here.

[martin mrt]

Gaz. said:

martin mrt said:

I'm going on a first "date" tomorrow evening, met through a friend of mines OH,

I seem to be punching well above my league but nothing ventured nothing gained.

No idea how it's going to go, she's been texting all this week so we shall see

Steering this back towards decency, it must be nice having the first date butterflies again?

It's a bit weird, last long term partner was 9 years, it's all very bizarre

Hopefully it works out as she is rather hot

[CountZero23]

TREMAiNE said:

Council Baby said:

Boydie88 said:

Just had a funny idea... anyone bored enough to create a Facebook with a few Photoshopped pics of Matt like the one above, start a Tinder profile and see if they're more successful?

Cracking idea

Foxeh - get to the images and send them over.

Matt - I'm getting you laid fella.

"Matthew Manors" profile coming up

Please do it. Screenshot it and put it in here.

This threads tangent keeps on getting better, not going to post up any of my antics so as to avoid distracting from CB's efforts.

We nearly there yet fella?

[mjb1]

CountZero23 said:

This threads tangent keeps on getting better, not going to post up any of my antics so as to avoid distracting from CB's efforts.

We nearly there yet fella?

Please do, this thread needs a some success stories to balance some of the socially challenged contributors.

[Council Baby]

Just need the photoshops and I'll get it going

Matt, post some pics to help us out

Foxeh... Where are you?

[ChemicalChaos]

Council Baby said:

Just need the photoshops and I'll get it going

Matt, post some pics to help us out

Foxeh... Where are you?

I'm busy revising. If you really must, rob them from my photobucket (cheshirecowboy), or my facebook

[Du1point8]

ChemicalChaos said:

Council Baby said:

Just need the photoshops and I'll get it going

Matt, post some pics to help us out

Foxeh... Where are you?

I'm busy revising. If you really must, rob them from my photobucket (cheshirecowboy), or my facebook

A good sport.

Excellent news, to get people started, Im picking the best ones.

[Calza]

This can only end in amazing things..

[BaronVonV8]

Du1point8 said:

Living the high life on the private plane with his bhes.



Also gave you some arms dude. (Although might have gone overboard on the redheads jugs)