Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

[DickyC]

Who made me go to the pub at lunchtime?

[Studio117]

Mr Roper said:

Studio117 said:

Going to a rave on Saturday.

I couldn't think of anything worse to do....Which reminds me. CB, Remember that warehouse/underground rave party thing you took me to in Peckham? Both dressed as extras from lock stock and utterly smashed off our tits.

Come to London you said. Hit a few nice bars you said. Do the pub tour of the city you said.

Throwing shapes to heavy dance tracks in a big shed wasn't what I had in mind.

This ones in a night club and has a beach apparently.

Urine soaked sand!

[Adenauer]

We watched The Fisher King last night, I'd forgotten how good that film is.

[captainzep]

Yesterday evening, playing cricket on the lawn with the kids, I suggested that available fielders should cover each set of stumps ready for the throw to come in. -Standard practice as enshrined in the coaching manual.

Sure enough, my wicket-keeping wife ignored this perceptive piece of advice and as I threw the ball in to run-out my son, she was not in a position to stop it and the ball ran away into a hedge.

On confronting her with this error, she informed me that I was a 'nob' and declared an end to the evening's play.

Women.

[iva cosworth]

leafspring said:

... windows 8 is weird

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Just catching up......told you W8 is cack.

[michael243]

iva cosworth said:

Just catching up......told you W8 is cack.

I have no problems with it, and I've had it since the first day it was released

[Adenauer]

Stop using txt spk, it's either wait, or weight!

Bloody teenagers.

[iva cosworth]

Bazinga.......zischen papagei........possibly.......

[Adenauer]

For you, maybe, for you

[iva cosworth]

H[quote=Adenauer]For you, maybe, for you [/quote

Thought so......

[pad58]

The latest:-

I seems the fridge freezer has decided to pack up therefore a trip to Currys this evening is on the cards, thing is, I bet we can't have one for two weeks.

[iva cosworth]

I saw acompletely bizarre aftermath of a crash earlier.

It could only have happened a couple of mins before Inspector iva turned up......

There was a Micra in a side turning without front bumper and must be almost 100 yards on the main road

a Focus wedged sideways into something else but both were facing towards me.

Only explanation I can think of is Focus hit Micra and lost it,spinning round and side swiping car #3.

Bizarro........

I'd draw a picture but don't know how.......

[Gretchen]

Another Playstation has entered the house... Not sure this is a good or bad thing :/

[marshalla]

According to an email I've just received, I am required to attend court "at 09:30 hours on Wednesday 20th August, 2014 and also the preceding day 21st August, 2014"

Where did I park the TARDIS ?

[leafspring]

Kin hell... When do the noisey, rude, ignorant little s go back to school?

Can I teach them the valuable life lesson that not everyone they abuse on the street will ignore it and oneday they'll ps off the wrong person.

ie: batter the next one around the ear with a newspaper

[ali_kat]

Found this on page 2!

[Fun Bus]

Having been in Zollar's neck of the woods today, tomorrow sees me in Cambridgeshire - Gretchen's part of the world.

[pad58]

We bought a new F/Freezer form currys £499 down to £299 bargain.

[Gretchen]

Fun Bus said:

Having been in Zollar's neck of the woods today, tomorrow sees me in Cambridgeshire - Gretchen's part of the world.

Oooh where & whatcha doin'?

[Fun Bus]

I'm doing a bit of agency work whilst between 'proper' jobs and driving trucks instead of managing them. Delivering to a company in Kimbolton tomorrow.