Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

[DickyC]

Look, I'm trying to do a bit of joinery here.

This sort of aggravation I don't need.

[marshalla]

Spent the morning at Winchester Crown today. I'd forgotten just what a fine example of humanity can be found in these environments.

Ill-fitting skinny jeans with added bling, riding low on the hip, muffin top, full tramp stamp visible - and caesarean scar as well. Bless her, she was there to support her mum.

I may have nightmares.

[GOG440]

DickyC said:

GOG440 said:

I am 100% positive it wouldnt like the way I drive, especially whilst I am down here in Cornwall overtaking the really really slow drivers that seem endemic.

Your car is being featured on West Country traffic reports.

A foreigner travelling at more than 30mph they definitely need warning lol

Mind you I did better than the person in the focus this morning who somehow managed to park their car on a keep left bollard, I still have no idea how they managed to do it, it was harder to hit it than avoid it lol

[Impasse]

marshalla said:

Ill-fitting skinny jeans with added bling, riding low on the hip, muffin top, full tramp stamp visible

I may have nightmares.

Oh dear. No wonder you felt out of place. Did no one counsel you to wear a suit?

[leafspring]

I set my self on fire at work today, angle grinding a particularly stubborn seat bracket off the side of a locker...

Strolled over to the fire extinguishers, selected a snazzy compact gloss black item (Co2), put my smouldering left leg out, stitched a patch over the hole in my overalls and went back to work... it's people that panic who cause the problem, boss man went ape st wanting to fill out the injury report book, managed to calm him down and pointed out that A)there was no injury and B) that I didn't even singe my jeans

[Chunkymonkey71]

SWTH said:

Just had a rear-engined automatic bus lock up its gearbox and go sideways on a 90deg bend.

Slowly starting to unclench....

Did the gold all fall out the back?

[pad58]

'Only supposed to blow the bloody doors off'


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[DickyC]

Hold on, lads. I've got a great idea.

[leafspring]

SWTH said:

Just had a rear-engined automatic bus lock up its gearbox and go sideways on a 90deg bend.

Slowly starting to unclench....

Optare?

[Impasse]

I think we should let Dicky have the honours.

[DickyC]

Honours?

Lord Dick of Trivsylvania?

[Impasse]

The honours of introducing the seminal post from the padster.

(yes, that was a deliberate word choice)

[DickyC]

Ladies, Gentlemen and Trivialites, the words none of us ever thought we would hear, please welcome to the Trivial Towers Soap Box, performing the acoustic version of his most famous work, Pad's Post, please give it for Mister Pad Fifty Eight, ladies and gentlemen, here he is, pad58, let's hear you now, pad58, ladies and gentlemen...

here he is...

it's...

PAD58!!

[DickyC]

Mister Pad Fifty Eight, ladies and gentlemen...

[DickyC]

Any moment now, ladies and gentlemen...

[leafspring]

Fashionably late

[DickyC]

I can tell you the anticipation here is unbearable...

[Impasse]

Antici...

[Impasse]

...pation.

[EvoDelta]

He still has 5 posts to go.