Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

[Zwolf]

Fishtigua said:

Just staggered home from my friends' house. It's jolly nice but it takes 1/2 hour to find the front door. You keep on ending up in the Ball Room.

Swingers' retreat? Looks ideal for that sort of thing.

[Fishtigua]

Zwolf said:

Fishtigua said:

Just staggered home from my friends' house. It's jolly nice but it takes 1/2 hour to find the front door. You keep on ending up in the Ball Room.

Swingers' retreat? Looks ideal for that sort of thing.

No, Matt's very hairy lez sister growled at me, while looking up to her on the landing bannisters, told me to leave with the Labs and Cockers out the back one.

I felt slightly insulted.

[Mr Roper]

Got back from my hols at 6am yesterday and spent the day in bed watching telly, sleeping, hanky panky, telly and more sleeping.


Now time to get my arse out of bed, sort the washing and arrange tonights drink. My friend has some chap over from Stockholm so I may go and take the piss out of his accent.

[DickyC]

Dan_1981 said:

Hiya......

Good effort, Dan, but...

Could you tell us something really trivial about your life?

[Mr Roper]

DickyC said:

Dan_1981 said:

Hiya......

Good effort, Dan, but...

Could you tell us something really trivial about your life?

I still remember my first entry in tis thread. I'd bought a beard comb and was about to drive to the Midlands. The rests is history.

[DickyC]

Mr Roper said:

DickyC said:

Dan_1981 said:

Hiya......

Good effort, Dan, but...

Could you tell us something really trivial about your life?

I still remember my first entry in tis thread. I'd bought a beard comb and was about to drive to the Midlands. The rests is history.

A cliquey beard comb and a cliquey drive to the Midlands, I think you mean.

If you had posted, "I'd bought a beard comb and was about to drive to the Midlands. The rests is history," that would just be trivial.

Hang on, I'm getting confused.

[pad58]

Eeeeazy tiger ,you'll do yourself a mischief in a minute.




ION Roper missed my 10000 post.

[Zwolf]

Morning all, how are we?

Tired, but perked up by our boss buying us all McDirty's brekkie and a crate of fake Red Bull this morning.

Looking forward to steak for dinner tonight, smashing the blonde highly likely, but no gym as not nearly narcissisistic enough to be able to tolerate sweating in public with other humans.

[Mr Roper]

pad58 said:

ION Roper missed my 10000 post.

You're right I did. Sorry.

Will money help?

[Chunkymonkey71]

Zwolf said:

Morning all, how are we?

Tired, but perked up by our boss buying us all McDirty's brekkie and a crate of fake Red Bull this morning.

Looking forward to steak for dinner tonight, smashing the blonde highly likely, but no gym as not nearly narcissisistic enough to be able to tolerate sweating in public with other humans.

I just did a 25 hour shift... In only 24 hours!!!

[iva cosworth]

Justayellowbadge said:

Dan_1981 said:

Hiya......

Get out, noob.

This is a cliquey thread.

You tell 'em..........

[iva cosworth]

DickyC said:

WTF? It's quarter past three!

Ah,you were also woken by Battert mowing the airfield with the Flymorari.

I have told him not to do it at unsociable hours.

We should "let him go".........

[Zwolf]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I just did a 25 hour shift... In only 24 hours!!!

Pah! I'm on my nineteenth day on the trot this week! I scoff at your pitiful 25 hour working day.

[pad58]

iva cosworth said:

DickyC said:

WTF? It's quarter past three!

Ah,you were also woken by Battert mowing the airfield with the Flymorari.

I have told him not to do it at unsociable hours.

We should "let him go".........

Yeah, yeah so who do you expect to mow the lawn?

Don't look at me ,I've got a new phone.

[pad58]

DickyC said:

pad58 said:

Such a busy boy at home ,anyroad at least you can get the jobs done that you've been putting off for so long.

True:



but it did need doing. Well, something needed doing to it.

Rather than taking time to lift floors carefully, plumbers and electricians seem to delight in ripping floors up irrespective of the damage. It creaked and groaned when you walked on it. You could feel it give way in places.

The key point I missed when I embarked on new floorboards was that the stud walls were built straight on top of the chipboard; floor first, stud walls second. So, adjacent to the walls I had to cut it except there is plumbing and wiring immediately beneath the floor - so I couldn't saw it. Are you familiar with "chain drilling"? I drilled through the floor with a 6mm bit with holes as close together as possible and snapped bits of floor out at the perforations I had drilled. I had a short length of 1"x1" on the drill bit to prevent me drilling through into anything.

My knees! I'm getting too old for all this.

Edited by DickyC on Saturday 30th August 09:31

I'm doing this one.

[DickyC]

pad58 said:

I'm doing this one.

It's ambitious, pad, but Anti-Gravity is the way to go.

[DickyC]

pad58 said:

iva cosworth said:

DickyC said:

WTF? It's quarter past three!

Ah,you were also woken by Battert mowing the airfield with the Flymorari.

I have told him not to do it at unsociable hours.

We should "let him go".........

Yeah, yeah so who do you expect to mow the lawn?

Don't look at me ,I've got a new phone.

Let him go?

Let him go?

We can't let him go. Who would let us in now the key has been lost?

[Impasse]

I thought it was just me who couldn't find the key under the gnome. You mean it's actually lost?

[pad58]

Praps not turn the phone sideways next time.

[FailHere]

Impasse said:

I thought it was just me who couldn't find the key under the gnome. You mean it's actually lost?

The lost key is not really a problem, the lock is for show it's the sticking door that gives the impression of being locked. You can always get in through the dog-flap in the butler's pantry anyway.