Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

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DickyC

49,813 posts

199 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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FailHere said:
The lost key is not really a problem, the lock is for show it's the sticking door that gives the impression of being locked. You can always get in through the dog-flap in the butler's pantry anyway.
Genius. You are the very one we need. Have you applied for the role of TT Honorary Bursar? I think you should.

pad58

12,545 posts

182 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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I thought it was the key to the lawn mower?

Oh never mind.

Kiltie

7,504 posts

247 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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bumhole

Studio117

4,250 posts

192 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Kiltie said:
bumhole
Yellow?

Impasse

15,099 posts

242 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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DickyC said:
FailHere said:
The lost key is not really a problem, the lock is for show it's the sticking door that gives the impression of being locked. You can always get in through the dog-flap in the butler's pantry anyway.
Genius. You are the very one we need. Have you applied for the role of TT Honorary Bursar? I think you should.
Indeed, could be a useful chap - although I'd prefer communications to be a little more prompt in future. I'm still finding twigs in my pants after my night under the rhododendrons. Not the bush I was hoping for.

leafspring

7,032 posts

138 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Tesco car park... 3 cars pulled out in front of me as if I wasn't there
The drive home... 2 cars pulled onto a roundabout that I was already on forcing me to stop
The drive home again... narrow road with parked cars on both sides, dozey bh opens her door into the road and proceeds to unload her car into the road (boxes, bags... a cake?) and when I toot my horn I'M THE ahole! I had to reverse back down the street and drive around the block to get into the road from the other end

I think my Audi may be invisible confused

I know I'm really pissed off with other peoples blatant arrogant stufkingpidity irked

FailHere

779 posts

153 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Whilst the role of Honorary Bursar sounds tempting (does it give access to the secret funds?) unfortunately I don't call in to the big house often enough to be really useful.

I did find time to sort the problem with the lawn-mower key, by doing away with it; the ignition is now switched on using the brass and ceramic light switch screwwed to the dash-board and the starter operates using the bakelite bell push next to it. (Unfortunately this means that the bell-push is missing from the side door and it will be a bit dark in the back passage until I can find some more switches)

pad58

12,545 posts

182 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Anyone seen Leafy?

FailHere

779 posts

153 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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pad58 said:
Anyone seen Leafy?
I think he's still wiping the cake off the front of the invisible Audi

leafspring

7,032 posts

138 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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I'm not in the car now...

DickyC

49,813 posts

199 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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leafspring said:
I'm not in the car now...
Are you sure? What with it being invisible and all.

Q: Audi call it the "A4," we call it the "Eh? Where'd that go?"

DickyC

49,813 posts

199 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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FailHere said:
Whilst the role of Honorary Bursar sounds tempting (does it give access to the secret funds?) unfortunately I don't call in to the big house often enough to be really useful.

I did find time to sort the problem with the lawn-mower key, by doing away with it; the ignition is now switched on using the brass and ceramic light switch screwwed to the dash-board and the starter operates using the bakelite bell push next to it. (Unfortunately this means that the bell-push is missing from the side door and it will be a bit dark in the back passage until I can find some more switches)
Sterling work, Agent 00F.

I'll remind Members of both the darkness of the back passage and the trip wire. Could we do away with that now?

GOG440

9,247 posts

191 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Afternoon all
Up at stupid o`clock this morning, set off from charlestown at 3:50 arrived home at 10:15.
6 hrs 25 for 360 miles including a pee break and a breakfast stop.
Knackered now though.

Edited to add

When I got home my neighbour had a parcel for me, a nice little shot glass from our own DickyC.
Thanks mate, it is lovely.

Edited by GOG440 on Saturday 30th August 16:09

Kiltie

7,504 posts

247 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Studio117 said:
Yellow?
pink

pad58

12,545 posts

182 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Kiltie said:
Studio117 said:
Yellow?
pink
Hairy?

0a

23,902 posts

195 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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I really want super noodles (chicken flavour) despite being sober

DickyC

49,813 posts

199 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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GOG440 said:
When I got home my neighbour had a parcel for me, a nice little shot glass from our own DickyC.
Thanks mate, it is lovely.
Pleasure. Run out of Jiffy Bags! The remaining ones need a memory jolt when I pass Staples.

hidetheelephants

24,480 posts

194 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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I think this deserves a no-fee transfer from the Beard thread.
DickyC said:
Passive beards. Do at least consider it.
I have, but it grows in ginger and decidedly straggly; I will not countenance a ginger beard, so I remain laboriously clean(ish) shaven. As and when I go grey I will reconsider the facial hair conundrum.

DickyC

49,813 posts

199 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Just as we feared.

Jonnny

29,399 posts

190 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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I now commute through the Pirbright Bends.. A nice 1.5 mile section of curves..

What car would be recommended?

Clio 182 I reckon, but I've had one.
Civic Type R.. Insurance pretty high.
MX5, had one and 2 seats not practical.

Hmm..

Oh and Hello, newbies won't know me.. Veterans, hope you're ok! smile
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