Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

[DickyC]

ApOrbital said:

Morning all,perimeter is clear sarge DC.

There are those who might suggest you couldn't possibly have checked the whole site perimeter in that time on foot. Motorisation is coming, I grant you, but using one of the ride-on mowers for security purposes sends the wrong signal to would-be intruders. In future, could you perhaps disguise the mower as some form of military vehicle?

[Impasse]

I can't begin to express how pleased I am to have spilled half a mug of coffee on the bedroom carpet just now. I'm not in the right industry to enjoy being on all fours scrubbing away until I break a sweat first thing in the morning.

[ArsE92]

Morning, Cranks.

My car is broken.

I've ordered a PS4.

Unrelated.

[ApOrbital]

Roger that,sarge DC will this do

[Mr Roper]

Good effort, Private Bital.

[DickyC]

That's the ticket, Private. Carry on.


Do we know why he calls me "sarge"? Is it an other ranks sobriquet for Colonel? One doesn't know, does one?

[marshalla]

Chaps who are sorting the render on the north wing have found real evidence that my house used to be a pub. According to local legend, the next house along was a knocking shop. Handy for the RAF boys over the road - when we had an airbase.

[Impasse]

Serge, Dicky. He's calling you Serge.

[DickyC]

In future, then, he should address me as either Colonel or Colonel Serge.

[DickyC]

marshalla said:

Chaps who are sorting the render on the north wing have found real evidence that my house used to be a pub. According to local legend, the next house along was a knocking shop. Handy for the RAF boys over the road - when we had an airbase.

It all gets written into the legend.

[Adenauer]

Morning all, and thanks for the glass, you know who you are!

[DickyC]

[Zwolf]

Morning everyone. Having one of those "trying to avoid Falling Down" days today. :guns:

[DickyC]

The Trivial Towers / Reality Interface.

Last night, sitting in bed, with me reading Graham Greene and Mrs C doing the crossword:

Mrs C: How do you spell battery?
Me: B A T T E R T.
Mrs C: Erm... that's not enough letters.
Me: Did I say b a t t e r t?
Mrs C: Yes.
Me: Huh. That should be a Y on the end.
Mrs C: a "Y"?
Me: Yes. B a t t e r y.
Mrs C: But it's plural.
Me: I thought you said battery.
Mrs C: Batteries.


Good. Now we're back on home ground.

[Adenauer]

Why does life always put st in the way of just living?

Mrs. A has just taken this picture of our 84 year old neighbour. He's brought himself a chair along and is sitting just beyond the boundry of our back garden staring at the back of our house, and has been doing so for ages apparently. Both daughters and the missus are at home, fekkin pervert weirdo.

I'll have to have words with him when I get home, bloody oddball.

[Mr Roper]

That's funny as fk.

[Adenauer]

Mr Roper said:

That's funny as fk.

That was my reaction until the missus said that one of the girls only noticed him staring into her bedroom as she was getting dressed after having a shower.

[Zwolf]

Curtains!

Or shoot the old man.

One or the other is defnitely the solution.

[Adenauer]

Curtains?? That's what old people have!

I'll pop a cap in his ass

[marshalla]

Now they've found a big black "S" on a cream/blue/green background - can't work out which brewery it might be.