Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

[GTIR]

I stopped for a piss in a lay-by yesterday.

I was doing the biz and I'm thinking "Hmm. Smells of st best not stand it it...oh fk it!" as I notice dog st on my shoe.
fk!
Only it wasn't dig st but human st and it looked, and smelt, like the depositor was a very ill person.

As I've got leather soled shoes it sunk into the material and wouldn't wash off. To make it worse I had a hole in the sole...I could feel the gooey st on my socks inside.

I had to stand in Terminal 5 smelling like a tramp (who's poo it probably was) and I had to drive home like it.

Luckily I had some new spare shoes at home.

[McAndy]

Impasse said:

What is the collective noun for more than one cock?

You can use brood or flock, I believe.

[Impasse]

GTIR said:

I stopped for a piss in a lay-by yesterday.

I was doing the biz and I'm thinking "Hmm. Smells of st best not stand it it...oh fk it!" as I notice dog st on my shoe.
fk!
Only it wasn't dig st but human st and it looked, and smelt, like the depositor was a very ill person.

As I've got leather soled shoes it sunk into the material and wouldn't wash off. To make it worse I had a hole in the sole...I could feel the gooey st on my socks inside.

I had to stand in Terminal 5 smelling like a tramp (who's poo it probably was) and I had to drive home like it.

Luckily I had some new spare shoes at home.

Irony overload.

[hidetheelephants]

Rather than abating, the volume of tedious mithering about some vote that happened is increasing. Trivial.

By mithering about the tedious mithering, I've created meta mithering! Meta trivial.

[GTIR]

Impasse said:

Irony overload.

You're not wrong!

And I come from a line of tramps. :yes;

[Fishtigua]

hidetheelephants said:

Rather than abating, the volume of tedious mithering about some vote that happened is increasing. Trivial.

By mithering about the tedious mithering, I've created meta mithering! Meta trivial.

No

[Chunkymonkey71]

Aldi's 'pigs in blankets' crisps are phenomenal.

[Mr Roper]

Well that's the weekend over.

I'm going to bed.

[leafspring]

Ooh... roofless

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2014...

[Fishtigua]

Leafster, you're like me, single bloke seeking nice car. I've been all through the whole run of these things.

It really is down to an MX5 or a Barchetta. I always go Italian.

[leafspring]

I'm just daydreaming as usual... Alfa GTV V6 would be nice though

[Impasse]

Afternoon drinking in the sunshine with a pretty girl. Always going to end with a wobbly walk.

[Fun Bus]

At the insistence of my Father-in-Law, I've tried a waterless car cleaner. Didn't try it on the Golf, just the snotter.

I tried a small area on the bonnet, felt as though the muck being lifted to the cloth was then just being dragged over the paintwork. In fact, the stuff didn't seem to lift all the muck.

I then washed both cars using the proper water based method. Much better.

Here ends my review.

[Fishtigua]

Washing cars without water would change 30 years of hot Cali girls having water fights. Dreadful choice.

[Lobsta]

Dc sorry you're right it's a long walk up this way , Pandora 's box we live in hope.
ION I will be on the telly this week although most of you won't see it because BBC Wales.

[Impasse]

Fishtigua said:

Washing cars without water would change 30 years of hot Cali girls having water fights. Dreadful choice.

This is very true and a much overlooked part of the whole "Detailing World" approach to clean cars.

I'm guessing you haven't been killed to death by electric water today?

[Fishtigua]

Impasse said:

I'm guessing you haven't been killed to death by electric water today?

DeFrosting my fridge/freezer was a dice with a damp carpet. The carpet won.

Certified Twonk.

Land of small flats rather than nice yachts. Bloody certification just to live here is tough, 2 more years and I'll be off to South America in a heartbeat.

[hidetheelephants]

Is there something about weather forecasters which makes them unusually fecund? The BBC seem to be operating some kind of breeding programme to ensure future availability of specially bred telly people.

[Impasse]

Fishtigua said:

DeFrosting my fridge/freezer was a dice with a damp carpet. The carpet won.

That sounds, um, hair raising.

[Fishtigua]

Big Boobs?