Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

[McAndy]

Fishtigua said:

Peperami.

Why?

I keep getting suckered into buying one, then the disappointment kicks in. What a waste of 85p.

Try the Firestick. Black packet. Still tastes horrifically processed, but can be amusing to give to children.

[GOG440]

Fishtigua said:

Peperami.

Why?

I keep getting suckered into buying one, then the disappointment kicks in. What a waste of 85p.

I'm the same, they smell nice but never taste as good as they smell

[McAndy]

drivin_me_nuts said:

I once attended a course in germany where there were 1000 ppt's in 5 days of training. After the first hour of trying to make sense of each slide as it flashed up before your eyes to be gone in a blur of moments, I learned to just sit back relax and just look at the pretty colours.

The annoying thing is, the key message could probably be delivered in no more than 40.

Powerpoint, making the obvious pretty since people started to point sticks at screens.

I have a rule that if there's more than five bullet points on a slide then it's probably being done wrong. When I am read to from a big screen I switch off completely.

[Fun Bus]

Impasse said:

Fun Bus said:

Right, I'm off to run 13 miles - my last long run before the half marathon on Sunday.

Back later.

This is madness. Buy a car or a bike or something. Running isn't good for you in any way unless you're being chased by tigers.

I know, I know! Just done in 2hrs 25mins and I'm disappointed if I'm honest. I'd like to do 2hrs 15mins but can't see me losing 10 minutes on the day.

[ApOrbital]

Daschunds are stupidly thick today i will set the labs out is he important Dc?

[iva cosworth]

Lurking........

[Chunkymonkey71]

Also lurking.

[iva cosworth]

Watched a half decent film last night,called In time,with Justin Timberlake as lead.

I even managed to stay awake till the end.......

[DickyC]

ApOrbital said:

Daschunds are stupidly thick today i will set the labs out is he important Dc?

No idea, to be honest, AO. He appeared, announced that he was alive and vanished into the undergrowth. As you know, we have many obscure applications for membership but I may have misinterpreted his intentions.

If the dogs don't find him, could you ask Battert to leave out a saucer of bread and milk overnight? We'll see if that flushes him out.

[Chunkymonkey71]

The Cullen Skink in the hotel I'm staying in will flush him right out.

fked me up for 3 days last week!

[DickyC]

Cullen still going on up there, despite the outcry?

Make sure you're back in Govan before the annual primate cull, Chunj.

[Chunkymonkey71]

DickyC said:

Cullen still going on up there, despite the outcry?

Make sure you're back in Govan before the annual primate cull, Chunj.

I rarely get much time in the G-Town these days, Reesh. Being the water meter Gestapo has kept me away from home for 16 weeks in a row now- this is my ninth week in Aberdeen.

I'm pure scunnered wae it.

[Mr Roper]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I'm pure scunnered wae it.

I got this people..


He's getting fed up.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Mr Roper said:

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I'm pure scunnered wae it.

I got this people..


He's getting fed up.

Extra points for Ro.

[leafspring]

Steam cleaning inside a small boat with no opening windows is... sweaty... who'd a thunk it

With any luck my impromptu 5 hour sauna session will at least help me shed some weight

[hidetheelephants]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I rarely get much time in the G-Town these days, Reesh. Being the water meter Gestapo has kept me away from home for 16 weeks in a row now- this is my ninth week in Aberdeen.

I'm pure scunnered wae it.

You'll be talking like them if you stay any longer; can you not ask for meter reading somewhere less hazardous, like Syria?

[Chunkymonkey71]

hidetheelephants said:

You'll be talking like them if you stay any longer; can you not ask for meter reading somewhere less hazardous, like Syria?

Fits Syria like, loon?

(Shoot me now)

[Lobsta]

08.00 to 24.00 hrs tomorrow are hours I'm requested to work for the BBC Wales.


NO.

I'll work the boat as it's my job ,after homeward bound, sod f'ing about 'til midnight just so they can get their telly programme finished.

[marshalla]

Got to go to London tomorrow. May I have the key to the executive washroom please ?

[Chunkymonkey71]

marshalla said:

Got to go to London tomorrow. May I have the key to the executive washroom please ?

You can hook it up to your car if you like? We put wheels on the portaloo. Brings a whole new meaning to skid marks...