Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)
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I had a drink free weekend in god knows how long so i thought i would have a productive day. It didn't go well:
All of the local jet washes were broken.
All of the local jet washes were broken.
- The machine i ended up using didn't appear to use any soap.
- The door broke so i had to reverse out.
- Managed to hit a lamp post and crack the paint while reversing.
- Transferred money into the wrong bank account which sucked it all up as i stupidly went overdrawn.
- Got home and managed to piss all down myself and the floor.
Studio117 said:
I had a drink free weekend in god knows how long so i thought i would have a productive day. It didn't go well:
All of the local jet washes were broken.
I can achieve most of those drunk. So not only defying the point of a drink free weekend, is that really the best you can do with all your faculties? All of the local jet washes were broken.
- The machine i ended up using didn't appear to use any soap.
- The door broke so i had to reverse out.
- Managed to hit a lamp post and crack the paint while reversing.
- Transferred money into the wrong bank account which sucked it all up as i stupidly went overdrawn.
- Got home and managed to piss all down myself and the floor.
That's it. That's my luck all used up for the rest of the year. Three or four miles shy of Junction 34 of the M4 where I come off for Barry, either something fell off the lorry two vehicles in front, or was launched by him running over it, but whatever it was and wherever it came from it appeared flying over the car in front, hit the road to the right of me and bounced into the side of my car BANG!! There is now an eight inch long dent in the driver's door. It's definitely split the paint and I think it may have gone right through the door skin.
Halfords for a tin of rust slower downer at lunchtime. I'll blob some paint on it; that'll do for now.
If it had hit the screen this would be an even sorrier tale.
Halfords for a tin of rust slower downer at lunchtime. I'll blob some paint on it; that'll do for now.
If it had hit the screen this would be an even sorrier tale.
DickyC said:
That's it. That's my luck all used up for the rest of the year. Three or four miles shy of Junction 34 of the M4 where I come off for Barry, either something fell off the lorry two vehicles in front, or was launched by him running over it, but whatever it was and wherever it came from it appeared flying over the car in front, hit the road to the right of me and bounced into the side of my car BANG!! There is now an eight inch long dent in the driver's door. It's definitely split the paint and I think it may have gone right through the door skin.
Halfords for a tin of rust slower downer at lunchtime. I'll blob some paint on it; that'll do for now.
If it had hit the screen this would be an even sorrier tale.
Junction 33 for Barry... Halfords for a tin of rust slower downer at lunchtime. I'll blob some paint on it; that'll do for now.
If it had hit the screen this would be an even sorrier tale.
...unless you go through the lanes past the Vale Golf Club.
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