Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

[iva cosworth]

At least I have mobile data back....YAY.....;)

[SWTH]

I'm sober, and hungry.

The nearest purveyor of hot food is a kebab van.

[Leafspring]

About 8 kids on the doorstep with one very harried looking Dad

TRICK OR TREAT!

I think I may suffer permanent hearing damage from that lot.

[Fishtigua]

One of our loony and very rich clients came in this afternoon and asked about a new RIB. He wants twin supercharged V8s in one of our 30 footers.

So thats a big Jet-Ski hull with a rubber ring around it + 1200 Horsepower.

1200hp in something that weighs in as fucq-all and only 3 inches in the water.

[TheDoggingFather]

Leafspring said:

About 8 kids on the doorstep with one very harried looking Dad

TRICK OR TREAT!

I think I may suffer permanent hearing damage from that lot.

Haven't you got a 'No Trick or Treating' sign? We do, can't stand that glorified begging ery.

[DickyC]

Of course, we have double cobwebs round our house.

[Leafspring]

TheDoggingFather said:

Leafspring said:

About 8 kids on the doorstep with one very harried looking Dad

TRICK OR TREAT!

I think I may suffer permanent hearing damage from that lot.

Haven't you got a 'No Trick or Treating' sign? We do, can't stand that glorified begging ery.

True but I live on an estate, so it's just easier to feed the little bds than clean up the mess...

There is also a sign up at work allowing staff to leave their cars on site over the weekend if they want to avoid an egging.

[ApOrbital]

Cobwebs in the mess Dc we need cleaners.

[Leafspring]

Fishtigua said:

One of our loony and very rich clients came in this afternoon and asked about a new RIB. He wants twin supercharged V8s in one of our 30 footers.

So thats a big Jet-Ski hull with a rubber ring around it + 1200 Horsepower.

1200hp in something that weighs in as fucq-all and only 3 inches in the water.

fk me... can I have a go during the sea trials please

[iva cosworth]

Cleaning is just one of Battert's many duties.

Also one of the many he fails to do.

[ApOrbital]

Not good Iva he/she needs a kick up the arse

[iva cosworth]

I nominate AO to do the arse kicking.

Good luck with that !..

[TheChampers]

iva cosworth said:

I nominate AO to do the arse kicking.

Good luck with that !..

Indeed, Battert has a "side" (rather a nasty mean streak, and as for Mrs B, best not said)

Now, I need to go away and consider my 3,000th post

Which, given it is 101 away, could be some time

[iva cosworth]

I looked at your post count and thought "hold on surelysomethingwrong"..

Get posting man.

All good in Champers world ?

[ApOrbital]

Think i need a dirty kebab keep a look out please will be back on the fence in 40 mins.

[TheChampers]

iva cosworth said:

All good in Champers world ?

Aye, all good Iva, pleased to report. After this quite busy weekend is over I'm at a funeral of a very elderly aunt on Monday. I'm sad she's gone, 83, but iI'mquite looking forward to the wake.

I know that sounds odd, but on my Mum's side I am the youngest cousin of a very large Irish family and there are cousins flying in from America, possibly Australia, Ireland and Scotland, some of whom haven't been around these parts since Uncle Frank's funeral in 1995

3.00 am me and Mrs Champers got home from that one (we weren't even married then, let alone had kids)

[Fishtigua]

ApOrbital said:

Think I need a dirty kebab.

Just did a bacon, sausage, tomato, mushroom, eggs, chips and beans.....Beans?

I thought you bought beans.

No. You.

So had a Friday fry-up with mushy peas. To tell the truth, not bad at all.

[Fun Bus]

Leafspring said:

There is also a sign up at work allowing staff to leave their cars on site over the weekend if they want to avoid an egging.

Where do you live? The Bronx?!

No trick and treaters here, if you don't have a pumpkin on display, you don't get called on. Happy with that.

[iva cosworth]

Lived here 23 years.

Never been knocked up on Halloween.

[waits for innuendo spotters]

[GOG440]

pad58 said:

The chicken is cooking in the oven , doing grand dad things tonight.

I had a lovely beef casserole done in the slow cooker that had been cooking since 9.30 this morning.
I also did this



Any of you with pre-teens will recognise it as the logo from a kids program called Monster High.