Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

[DickyC]

pad58 said:

My dog is in season, just to keep you in the loop.

From the Beard thread:

jmorgan said:

Rubbing 6X in encourages growth. Keeps the dogs away as well.

[DickyC]

ApOrbital said:

Can i have a coffee please i will stand guard.

My dad had a story about a strike at Vickers Armstrong at Brooklands during the war that halted the production of the Wellington bomber. It was found that the strainer in the tea urn in the canteen was made from a sock - an old sock that had belonged to the husband of one of the canteen ladies.

You can push blokes just so far.

[DickyC]

The urn is on and nearly ready for business.

[ApOrbital]

Great story chap any old sock will do for me

[Airfield]

ApOrbital said:

Great story chap

Fer gawd's sake don't start him off. We'll never hear the end of it.

There's two old fellas reminiscing already today down by the end of the runway on the inside of the wire. Yours presumably? Send someone down to collect them, can you? And try to impress upon them that although it's not very busy this is a working airfield, if you please.

[pad58]

Goes off to Google X6 beard growth.

[Carthage]

Good morning dahlings.

Toast and honey?

[drivin_me_nuts]

Carthage said:

Good morning dahlings.

Toast and honey?

Had already. It was crystallized honey. Well it was clear once, until someone put it in the fridge. Now, not so runny and more lumpy.

[DickyC]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Had already. It was crystallized honey. Well it was clear once, until someone put it in the fridge. Now, not so runny and more lumpy.

Stand it in a bowl of very hot - just off boiling - water for a while.

Tis a miracle.

[ApOrbital]

Carthage said:

Good morning dahlings.

Toast and honey?

Just coffee please Dc has done a runner airfield is well on it, the dogs need water fence needs some more green paint

[DickyC]

DickyC said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

Had already. It was crystallized honey. Well it was clear once, until someone put it in the fridge. Now, not so runny and more lumpy.

Stand it in a bowl of very hot - just off boiling - water for a while.

Tis a miracle.

Loosen the cap first.

[SilverSixer]

I live a matter of yards from the Reading Festival Main Stage, as the crow flies. I have attended the Festival for the last 20 years, however this year's line up is so crappy I have not bought a ticket. Now they're all here making a massive noise and even bigger stink, I'll not be able to sleep for three nights, and I deeply regret not getting a ticket, even though I'm heading for 50 and the bill is full of teeny bop rubbish this year. Bah.

[Studio117]

Women at work is bemoaning having to do her actual job. Bet she's got a yellow bumhole.

[DickyC]

SilverSixer said:

I live a matter of yards from the Reading Festival Main Stage, as the crow flies. I have attended the Festival for the last 20 years, however this year's line up is so crappy I have not bought a ticket. Now they're all here making a massive noise and even bigger stink, I'll not be able to sleep for three nights, and I deeply regret not getting a ticket, even though I'm heading for 50 and the bill is full of teeny bop rubbish this year. Bah.

Ah, Reading Festival. My first was in 1972: Faces, Nazareth, Quo, Curved Air and Focus, amongst others.

I'm just off to YouTube to watch Curved Air and Backstreet Love. They're probably still performing it to audiences of 20 people in the backs of pubs.

[DickyC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUnjMI81vAA

[ArsE92]

Studio117 said:

Women at work is bemoaning having to do her actual job. Bet she's got a yellow bumhole.

[Studio117]

she has a similar appearance actually.

[Carthage]

Studio117 said:

Women at work is bemoaning having to do her actual job. Bet she's got a yellow bumhole.

Ah, you're the one with the anal obsession.

[DickyC]

We have remained remarkably free of that sort of thing on here, haven't we?

:sanctimonious:

[Justayellowbadge]

DickyC said:

We have remained remarkably free of that sort of thing on here, haven't we?

:sanctimonious:

It does now seem to be sneaking in by the back door.