Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

[Fishtigua]

pad58 said:

Quick get down there and sink a load, it's Friday.

Sadly, a busy mornings work is planned.

The French market is also open, so will be buying lots of smelly cheese, saucisson, jabon and baguettes. It's tough at the bottom top.

[DickyC]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I hired a mclaren.

Was dying to get back to the ignis.

Ps- Dicky, I liked your Malcolm mclaren joke! None of the others got it.

I know when I've gone too far. It all goes horribly quiet.

[DickyC]

Carthage said:

fk I'm AWESOME.

TT Master Class:

How to write fk with a capital F

Fk

tis F : censored : k without spaces.

How to get an apostrophe at the start of a line

*

leave a space.


Or you can carry having a life and leave me to worry about such things.

[Justayellowbadge]

Carthage said:

Just spent three hours at the gym, now waiting for a blonde to come round with my Chinese.

May destroy her later.

I tend to round up to the nearest tenner.

[DickyC]

hidetheelephants said:

DickyC said:

The radicalised Trivialists, not the elephants.

Oi, I'm the only licenced hidden-in-plain-sight elephant wrangler round here! Who brought in the ringer?

Sorry. We had to go to an agency. You were indisposed in the North Sea when we were facing this particular challenge. Or did I read the Duty Roster incorrectly.

[Impasse]

You're absolutely right, of course. It is time to head to the bar.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Fishtigua said:

They've re-opened my local at last, after 8 long. long months. Wow, it's beautiful. The views across the bay from the fancy new full length windows, the sunset sun across the beach bar are terrific. The new restaurant upstairs is going to make a killing. Shame they've missed the summer.

The old public bar at the back hasn't changed much for us locals, I won a leg of Lamb in the meat draw.

I've never heard of a meat draw.

It sounds great!

I want in.

[DickyC]

We have guests tonight. Please be nice. We have Jack and Bernie Elam with us.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Nurse!

Thread defibrillator please.

Stand back everyone...!

[DickyC]

Where was it? The defibrillator? Was it in the cup holder slot of the Ignis?

[Fishtigua]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I've never heard of a meat draw.

It sounds great!

I want in.

Right up your street.

Meats, crabs and lobsters all for a 4 quid stake.

http://www.bubblews.com/news/1132015-guernsey-meat...

[GOG440]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I've never heard of a meat draw.

It sounds great!

I want in.

A meat draw is a good old pub tradition where you buy raffle tickets in the hope of winning some slightly too warm meat.
If you are very very lucky you wont win, if you do win salmonella is only a meal away.

[pad58]

Butchers donating free meat Wow that's a new one on me.

[Fishtigua]

Pad, there's quite a bit of high-fulootin' finance and deals go into this. The butcher's wife fancies a lobster, the crabber's missus needs a joint for the weekend, and some bloke's got a spare rear axle for a Landie, etc, etc....

These things don't just happen, don't yer know.

[Ryn36]

ArsE92 said:

Oh.Emm.Gee.

<franticwaving>

[GOG440]

Ryn36 said:

ArsE92 said:

Oh.Emm.Gee.

<franticwaving>

Ryn you are back!

[Fun Bus]

RYN! We've missed you and everything!

Well, I have,

[pad58]

Fishtigua said:

Pad, there's quite a bit of high-fulootin' finance and deals go into this. The butcher's wife fancies a lobster, the crabber's missus needs a joint for the weekend, and some bloke's got a spare rear axle for a Landie, etc, etc....

These things don't just happen, don't yer know.

So the Crabbers wife gets some dope , and the drug dealer gets a spare landie axle?

Bloody hell I wish it was that easy

[Justayellowbadge]

A laydee!

On the internets.

How you doin?

[DickyC]

Oh, yes, ladies. And things.

I met a lady in traffic in Newbury. She was the sort of lady driver who get lady drivers a bad name.

Her manoeuvre took an inordinately long time. She didn't seem able to comprehend why. She was indicating right, the traffic from left to right was slow, and no one would let her out.