Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

[Fishtigua]

Roverload said:

With regard to the Ferrari breadbin, it is true, 2 were made for old man enzo, one sits in the museum at marrinelo behind 6 inch bullet proof glass with armed guards. The other is fabled to be lost "legend of the lost breadbin" its said to still contain the old bds crumpets. The reward for finding it is shares in the new ferrari breadbin fxxk sake.

They rusted like a bugger and rattled after any use. Not Enzo's finest hour.

[iva cosworth]

Has been a good day so far,went to a customer not been to for a while and saw this



And this scruffy.



At an Italian sports specialist in East Sussex.

[iva cosworth]

And then this happened.

Lorry passed 250,000 KMs,which isn't much for a 6 year old.

[DickyC]

iva - did you get together with Matt? As in, send him your FB ID?

I'm losing sleep over this.

Would it help if we spoke? Y'know, telephonically?

[Roverload]

Fishtigua said:

Roverload said:

With regard to the Ferrari breadbin, it is true, 2 were made for old man enzo, one sits in the museum at marrinelo behind 6 inch bullet proof glass with armed guards. The other is fabled to be lost "legend of the lost breadbin" its said to still contain the old bds crumpets. The reward for finding it is shares in the new ferrari breadbin fxxk sake.

They rusted like a bugger and rattled after any use. Not Enzo's finest hour.

Ah a fellow enthusiast! I would be interested in seeing and maybe cataloguing your collection for my litter tray!

[iva cosworth]

Impasse,should've said hello.

I said hello to young Wuff at a meet, not sure he's posted here since.......

[Adenauer]

iva, your dusty dials disgust me.

[Pixel Pusher]

DickyC said:

iva - did you get together with Matt? As in, send him your FB ID?

I'm losing sleep over this.

Would it help if we spoke? Y'know, telephonically?

Run him through the pre-flight checks and safety drill before boarding.

[DickyC]

Dusty Dials Disgust by iva influx published by Adenauer Alliteration Associates is available from the Trivial Towers on-line shop for £499.99 inc P&P. Order now while stocks last.

[DickyC]

Pixel Pusher said:

Run him through the pre-flight checks and safety drill before boarding.

Of course, he may just be playing hard to get.

:coquettish:

[Pixel Pusher]

DickyC said:

Dusty Dials Disgust by iva influx published by Adenauer Alliteration Associates is available from the Trivial Towers on-line shop for £499.99 inc P&P. Order now while stocks last.

1 internet point if you get it.

[DickyC]

And we haven't even spoken about the Coventry Climax leaf blower yet.

It is Battert's masterpiece in my view.

[DickyC]

Pixel Pusher said:

1 internet point if you get it.

For your delight and delectation, a veritable Vesuvius of variety...

[TheDoggingFather]

Still awaiting a response of some variety...

[McAndy]

TheDoggingFather said:

Still awaiting a response of some variety...

How's this:

Marble purple budgerigar gooseberry flange nuts.

[TheDoggingFather]

McAndy said:

How's this:

Marble purple budgerigar gooseberry flange nuts.

My God, how did you know that passphrase? Dicky, we need to have a security systems update!

[McAndy]

Adenauer said:

Please, can someone explain Netflix to me, the kids and the missus are driving me nuts wanting to get it but I don't understand how it works

The missus has an iPad and we obviously have a computer and a laptop, but can I also watch it directly on the telly?

Please, please, someone explain it to an idiot who is considerably out of his depth?

I think that you can access it with an Xbox, if you have one?

[Adenauer]

McAndy said:

I think that you can access it with an Xbox, if you have one?

Don't have one. I'll just get a Chromecast thing and stick it into the telly

In other news. I went to visit an old friend in Hospital on Saturday, he's dying of lung cancer and probably just has days left. The first thing that he whispered to me when I entered his room. 'Lets go outside for a cigarette'.

Strange old world.

[McAndy]

TheDoggingFather said:

My God, how did you know that passphrase? Dicky, we need to have a security systems update!

It came to me in a daydream. Honest.

[Pixel Pusher]

DickyC said:

For your delight and delectation, a veritable Vesuvius of variety...

Bravo sir.