Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)

[Johnny]

[pad58]

Morning, couldn't sleep.

[Johnny]

How do.

[hidetheelephants]

It's crowded in here.

[Johnny]

Well I'll be off home soon, should free up some space.

[DickyC]

First one in.



Oh, drat.

Morning.

[pad58]

Soooo what's going on today, Furgal Sharkie.

[DickyC]

I'm off for some teenage kicks today. Well, I'm driving to Wales to see No.1 son and family.

Who's going to be in charge while I'm away?

[pad58]

I'm already in Wales so I can't , is Iva working today ,maybe he could have the reins?

[DickyC]

iva's in charge everyone.

[hidetheelephants]

DickyC said:

hidetheelephants said:

DickyC said:

The radicalised Trivialists, not the elephants.

Oi, I'm the only licenced hidden-in-plain-sight elephant wrangler round here! Who brought in the ringer?

Sorry. We had to go to an agency. You were indisposed in the North Sea when we were facing this particular challenge. Or did I read the Duty Roster incorrectly.

You are not mistaken, the Roster is correct and I am busy maintaining tumble driers 160 miles east of Aberdeen. I do remote elephant wrangling too, although I confess this is a hobby rather than a professional skill.

[Fun Bus]

Morning, this morning sees me running some errands whilst this afternoon will involve beer and Nottingham Forest football club.

I've a parcel to collect from the Post Office and I think I know what it is, but can't be sure. If it's not what it could be then I have no idea what it is.

[pad58]

Since I became crew on a lobster/prawn/Whelk/Spider crab/ boat the weather plays a big part on my wages, I.E. no fishy, no wages and there has been rough weather of late and now a whole week of nothing.

I think I'll go back to Butchery.

[ApOrbital]

IVA can you get me a coffee please i will cut the grass.

[Fun Bus]

Ah yes, it is what I thought it was! Cheers!

Quite how the postie didn't get it through the letter box I don't know.

[iva cosworth]

DickyC said:

iva's in charge everyone.

Really ?

Lunatics and Asylums spring to mind.

[iva cosworth]

ApOrbital said:

IVA can you get me a coffee please i will cut the grass.

I'm in charge.....YOU get me one.

The Flymorari is broken anyway so no grass cutting today unless you want to use the hand shears.

[iva cosworth]

I think the power has gone to my head,being in charge, and has scared all TTers off till DC

regains the con'.

I am a strict disciplinarian[wow that's a long word]

Pad,do your tie up man !

[Carthage]

iva cosworth said:

I'm in charge.....YOU get me one.

The Flymorari is broken anyway so no grass cutting today unless you want to use the hand shears.

Would you like to borrow my self propelled lawn mowers?

I'll make coffee, anyone for a Kitkat? Or a custard cream?

[Fishtigua]

The hoover in the workshop has just split it's bag and spewed 5kg of dust into a mushroom cloud. A customer's brand spanking new boat and engine is now covered in it, me also.

It's going to be one of those days.........