The "Most Disturbing Purchases" game

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[chris390]

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Justayellowbadge said:

Apart from a grasp of the English language?

[Miocene]

Years ago, working in a newsagent I served an old boy buying the Sunday paper... Rolled up within which was a porno and a tub of Vaseline

[TONKA2]

Many moons ago I had to attend an evening meeting at work, it finished around 9pm. As I left I checked my phone and had a text from my (now ex) wife telling me that our little boy could not attend his swimming lesson the following day in shorts and had to have proper trunks, she had been to several places during the day looking but couldn't find any. I had to drive home past the only remaining supermarket she hadn't looked in and asked if I wouldn't mind nipping in to have a look. She also asked me to pick up some black bin bags. I grabbed a bottle while I was there and sheepishly arrived at the checkout with a bottle of red wine, the bin bags and a pack of two 6-8 year old budgie smuggler swimming trunks!

[Studio117]

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[jammy_basturd]

[TONKA2]

Many moons ago I had to attend an evening meeting at work, it finished around 9pm. As I left I checked my phone and had a text from my (now ex) wife telling me that our little boy could not attend his swimming lesson the following day in shorts and had to have proper trunks, she had been to several places during the day looking but couldn't find any. I had to drive home past the only remaining supermarket she hadn't looked in and asked if I wouldn't mind nipping in to have a look. She also asked me to pick up some black bin bags. I grabbed a bottle while I was there and sheepishly arrived at the checkout with a bottle of red wine, the bin bags and a pack of two 6-8 year old budgie smuggler swimming trunks!

[Triumph Man]

Lost soul said:

phil1979 said:

"Oh mighty Flemke, please inform us, if you have the time of course oh great one, as to what paint brush you would recommend for the application of these wonderful decals?"

[gabbyone]

Years ago I ordered vinyl examination gloves and KY Jelly. Delivered to my home address. The parcel was damaged..........cue odd looks from the postie!

[lufbramatt]

Back at uni we had popped to the local garage to pick up some bits and bobs. My mate (who is also a PHer) had genuinely run out of bog roll in his house so picked up a 2 pack. Along with FHM's "100 sexiest women" issue for his brother, who was staying for the weekend.

We noticed and started giggling. The lad behind the counter also twigged. My mate was oblivious.