The "Most Disturbing Purchases" game

[ChemicalChaos]

As explained by the picture below, what 3 items would you buy to make the most disturbing combination at the checkout?

Would anyone dare try it?

[PulsatingStar]

A few years ago I once bought only a pork pie, razor blades and a bottle of vodka. Got ID'd (unusual back in those days). I did add that if I was planning to get drunk and slit my wrists I would have chosen a better meal than the pork pie.

[Rawwr]

[phil1979]

[Lost soul]

phil1979 said:

[Hooli]

Slightly OT - take a trolley full of beer and one pack of nappies to the checkout, then when they tell you the price go 'how much???' and put the nappies back.

[DanielSan]

Packet of condoms, some flowers and a porn mag. Ask the girl behind the counter if she's busy later, of she says yes then just leave the flowers and condoms behind saying you won't be needing those.

[Justayellowbadge]

[Rawwr]

Justayellowbadge said:

Amazing.

[Kiltie]

[wildcat45]

Many years ago I was single, and so was my boss.

It was a Friday afternoon, and he asked me if I had any plans for that night. I didn't. He had just moved into a pretty cool house out in the country next to a little pub, so he suggested I come home with him and we spend the night at his local boozer.

I needed a toothbrush, so we stopped by a local Tesco on the way there.

It is I think rude to visit someone's home and not take a gift, in my bosses case a bottle of his favourite Jack Daniels.

So there we were, two blokes in a crowded check out queue with a toothbrush and a bottle of JD on the conveyor with those little dividers marking off two family shops.

We got some funny looks, but by God the sex was good! :-)

[kowalski655]

Justayellowbadge said:

[kowalski655]

[MitchT]

[ApOrbital]

This has been done to death on most forums in the last few years.

[ChemicalChaos]

Justayellowbadge said:

Stop being such an obnoxious twerp

[sc0tt]

ApOrbital said:

This has been done to death on most forums in the last few years.

Luckily I don't use most forums. Maybe you should go back to your most forums.

[ZOLLAR]

ChemicalChaos said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Stop being such an obnoxious twerp

Always wise to practice what you preach.

[AndrewEH1]

ZOLLAR said:

ChemicalChaos said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Cowboy Costume

Stop being such an obnoxious twerp

Always wise to practice what you preach.

Well they were clearly ladies trousers.

[Dr Interceptor]

Sure that'd make the Waitrose Checkout girl blush...