I work with a total bull¥$€#er!
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What else have you "directed"? JimmyConwayNW said:
She was really fit so he jumped in to save her and strangled a shark with an eel.
This is the work of a genius, are you sure he hasn't been taken on as a writer for Inbetweeners?Couldn't believe it took 9 pages for the king of bull to have his picture posted
FlopperV60 said:
Reading through the posts I think we all have the pleasure of knowing a bulls
tter somewhere that's what makes Jay so great!
tter somewhere that's what makes Jay so great!
Mr Roper said:
I know a bloke who's bullst is legendary...NOTHING is remotely believable.
Back in my college days he told me that his dads old run down shed was purposely looking tired because behind a loose brick was a keypad. This keypad would engage the floor to slide under the far wall exposing a stainless steel ramp leading down into a (again stainless steel) vault. In the room is where his dad kept an array of high performance motorbikes and various weaponry.
I did the right thing and told everyone I knew in college.
He punched me...hard.
t is legendary...NOTHING is remotely believable. Back in my college days he told me that his dads old run down shed was purposely looking tired because behind a loose brick was a keypad. This keypad would engage the floor to slide under the far wall exposing a stainless steel ramp leading down into a (again stainless steel) vault. In the room is where his dad kept an array of high performance motorbikes and various weaponry.
I did the right thing and told everyone I knew in college.
He punched me...hard.
f
k me, unless you went to college with a 5-year old, he needs help!Do these weirdos make up these stories because they think it's going to get them laid or something?
I'm still torn between the drifting L200 / penguin tale and the shark / eel one as to which is my favourite. I think PH should get some t-shirts made up - I'd happily wear one.
In a pub after work in East London (not by choice) with, amongst other people, a rather unpleasant colleague who could have been the passive / aggressive world champion as well as a gold medallist in bullst. Seems he has some interest in history as well as pretending that he used to be in the Army. So with a suitably sized and penned-in audience he started recounting loads of details of a commando raid that took place during WW2 in France, littered with his ‘inside knowledge’ . As he got to the end of his lecture, this little old man at the bar (who had had a few beers) piped up and said “You’ve got it all wrong, it didn’t happen like that”. To which our story teller started to make funny faces at him and asked him why he thought he knew more about it than he did. The little old guy turns to him and says “because I was there” and promptly pulls his medal out of his pocket, resulting in Mr BS making his excuses and leaving. By far the best day I spent working there!
t. Seems he has some interest in history as well as pretending that he used to be in the Army. So with a suitably sized and penned-in audience he started recounting loads of details of a commando raid that took place during WW2 in France, littered with his ‘inside knowledge’ . As he got to the end of his lecture, this little old man at the bar (who had had a few beers) piped up and said “You’ve got it all wrong, it didn’t happen like that”. To which our story teller started to make funny faces at him and asked him why he thought he knew more about it than he did. The little old guy turns to him and says “because I was there” and promptly pulls his medal out of his pocket, resulting in Mr BS making his excuses and leaving. By far the best day I spent working there!Edited by TNW on Saturday 20th September 20:33
CharlesAL said:
My boss has a four litre supercharged, turbocharged BMW X6 (it's an X6 40d, do BMW even do supercharged engines?). Something about it being repaired by satellite too but I stopped listening by then.
I'm far from a BMW man but I'm pretty sure the 40d is a 3.0 engine, but twin turbo (I think) and higher output.Almost certain we don't get a 4.0 diesel BMW.
Bit of a reverse bull*****er one here:
I heard about local village chap used to derive his earnings from growing quality 'produce' - just before cultivation time someone stole the lot and just as he was fleeing the 'garden' the owner showed up and chased him in his car, he eventually got alongside at 80mph, pulled a gun and shot the thief through the mouth.
I called bull***t on this story for years but recently met the 'gardener', who played down the story, and then met the thief who had a nice scar on each cheek and not many teeth.
I heard about local village chap used to derive his earnings from growing quality 'produce' - just before cultivation time someone stole the lot and just as he was fleeing the 'garden' the owner showed up and chased him in his car, he eventually got alongside at 80mph, pulled a gun and shot the thief through the mouth.
I called bull***t on this story for years but recently met the 'gardener', who played down the story, and then met the thief who had a nice scar on each cheek and not many teeth.
Edited by cheddar on Saturday 20th September 22:55
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