I work with a total bull¥$€#er!
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KingNothing said:
eldar said:
Negative Creep said:
I could be totally wrong, but aren't people who are ex-SAS/special forces usualyl very quiet about their past?
Yes, we are..
doogz said:
Flight 232 made it to an airfield with the throttles of 2 out of their 3 engines, and basically nothing else.
Landing wasn't perfect though. Very good effort though.
Not perfect, no..Landing wasn't perfect though. Very good effort though.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5yztk_1989-sioux...
Back on topic. There was a contractor I briefly worked with in the mid 90s. He interviewed OK, seemed fine to start with, then when a pub visit was suggested at lunchtime he promptly donned a wig as a 'disguise' which he insisted on wearing before venturing outside. He gave us a story about being pursued by enemies after a dispute with a building firm regarding involving £30k worth of work done to his flat.
His work was fine but he was a clear nutter, he left after a few weeks explaining that he had spotted hostile agents maintaining surveillance from the café across the road. When I spoke to someone who knew him from his previous job, it turned out that he had told them it was the IRA that were after him, at one point he had only escaped by climbing onto the roof of a moving train. His colleagues had fun by finding excuses to mention makes of firearms or the names of various intelligence agencies in conversations, then waiting for an hour or two for him to incorporate them into his backstory.
Looking at the common points in the various stories and from one or two other things he said, I think he possibly did genuinely believe someone was after him but it was connected with a 16 year old girl that he had once put up in his flat.
hidetheelephants said:
KingNothing said:
eldar said:
Negative Creep said:
I could be totally wrong, but aren't people who are ex-SAS/special forces usualyl very quiet about their past?
Yes, we are..
king weapon he is.KingNothing said:
Is there not a guy on here who claims to be former SAS and as such his username even mentions the SAS?
Wasn't he a 'covert sniper insertion specialist' or some such rubbish?Which prompted someone to ask if that means he can dip his wick without it touching the sides or just without her noticing
GC8 said:
hidetheelephants said:
KingNothing said:
eldar said:
Negative Creep said:
I could be totally wrong, but aren't people who are ex-SAS/special forces usualyl very quiet about their past?
Yes, we are..king weapon he is.Scousefella said:
Just read this thread for the first time - p*ssing myself at some of the comments.
I cannot add any "My Dad" comments as he was absent for most of my childhood.
As an ex squaddie some of the military BS is just hilarious!!!!
Oh and I was Royal Signals, not many people know that The SAS/SBS/SEALS/ASTRONAUTS are all selected from the Royal Signals.
Tru-dat
Signals and Engineers, isn't it?I cannot add any "My Dad" comments as he was absent for most of my childhood.
As an ex squaddie some of the military BS is just hilarious!!!!
Oh and I was Royal Signals, not many people know that The SAS/SBS/SEALS/ASTRONAUTS are all selected from the Royal Signals.
Tru-dat
GC8 said:
Scousefella said:
Just read this thread for the first time - p*ssing myself at some of the comments.
I cannot add any "My Dad" comments as he was absent for most of my childhood.
As an ex squaddie some of the military BS is just hilarious!!!!
Oh and I was Royal Signals, not many people know that The SAS/SBS/SEALS/ASTRONAUTS are all selected from the Royal Signals.
Tru-dat
Signals and Engineers, isn't it?I cannot add any "My Dad" comments as he was absent for most of my childhood.
As an ex squaddie some of the military BS is just hilarious!!!!
Oh and I was Royal Signals, not many people know that The SAS/SBS/SEALS/ASTRONAUTS are all selected from the Royal Signals.
Tru-dat
) arrangement.Over.
Good to see this thread resurface.
Last week i met a new Walt "fifteenarife" Mitty.
We will call him bob, because it's a lot shorter than his name and i can't be arsed typing the full thing out every time.
In a 20 minute exposure i learnt:
Bob played golf for the first time the other day, he was st he only got a 3 over but he did pull back a few of his errors with a hole in one on the par 4 18th as he was "getting the hang of it" by then.
Bob is a Doorman who works at pretty much every place i have ever been to but "only when they get intel that they need extra muscle, then they call me", he's about 10stopne wet through!
He had his GFs Fiesta chipped, it was a 1.25 but now its got an ST engine.
And my favourite, when asked why his shirt wasn't ironed Bob informed me that his iron had burnt out whilst him and his best mate (also a double hard, car modding, champion doorman superhero, if not quite as amazing as Bob) had been holding their hands against it for as long as possible to see who could handle the most heat.
Bob then showed me what looked like a little bit of a scald on his thumb which was the only place that was affected.
Why the fk would you use that as a fking excuse for not ironing your shirt?
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Last week i met a new Walt "fifteenarife" Mitty.
We will call him bob, because it's a lot shorter than his name and i can't be arsed typing the full thing out every time.
In a 20 minute exposure i learnt:
Bob played golf for the first time the other day, he was s
t he only got a 3 over but he did pull back a few of his errors with a hole in one on the par 4 18th as he was "getting the hang of it" by then.Bob is a Doorman who works at pretty much every place i have ever been to but "only when they get intel that they need extra muscle, then they call me", he's about 10stopne wet through!
He had his GFs Fiesta chipped, it was a 1.25 but now its got an ST engine.
And my favourite, when asked why his shirt wasn't ironed Bob informed me that his iron had burnt out whilst him and his best mate (also a double hard, car modding, champion doorman superhero, if not quite as amazing as Bob) had been holding their hands against it for as long as possible to see who could handle the most heat.
Bob then showed me what looked like a little bit of a scald on his thumb which was the only place that was affected.
Why the f
k would you use that as a fking excuse for not ironing your shirt?.
Oh how did I miss this thread.
I have a mate who enjoyed talking about what he's done. Bought, worked in other country's, shagged lots of fit women but I've not seen him for about 15 years. You know the sort most stuff that comes out of his mouth is st.
Seen him last week as he's emptying my house bins as our new bin man. Says on his FB page i checked after, he works in a local Mercedes dealership. Strange that I may ask him next week why the change. I bet he's going to give me an amazing answer along the lines of " caught shagging the Boss daughter or something like that
I have a mate who enjoyed talking about what he's done. Bought, worked in other country's, shagged lots of fit women but I've not seen him for about 15 years. You know the sort most stuff that comes out of his mouth is s
t. Seen him last week as he's emptying my house bins as our new bin man. Says on his FB page i checked after, he works in a local Mercedes dealership. Strange that I may ask him next week why the change. I bet he's going to give me an amazing answer along the lines of " caught shagging the Boss daughter or something like that
RemaL said:
Seen him last week as he's emptying my house bins as our new bin man. Says on his FB page i checked after, he works in a local Mercedes dealership. Strange that I may ask him next week why the change. I bet he's going to give me an amazing answer along the lines of " caught shagging the Boss daughter or something like that
He may have been the bog cleaner at the dealership!I use various forums for various hobbies and interests
I noticed this guy called "Dave" always buying and selling various things and always gettin em for a bargain price
Lots of tall stories from this guy, but I had no reason to believe he was a bullstter
I then went into the regionalbit of the forum as a get together for like minded people was being arranged, Dave was there again
It then clicked that this Dave guy was an acquaintance of my mate. He is known as bullstter Dave
Friendly guy, but just can't tell the truth on really odd issues.
"my mums just got a new car, it's a 318, all the bits on, dad knew the dealer so we got it delivered straight from Germany for 10k you see"
15 mins later he's telling another friend that "yeah I gotta good bonus from work so I got my mum a brand new m3 for her birthday, 12k and it's got magic chicken poo paint that absorbs fumes and turns it into more bhp, a dealer mate ordered 10 and 11 turned up and they didn't have space in the car park for it, so 12k if I took it right away"
Being friendly people we just humour him, then he tells us about the new place he's just got in xyz town.
Oh have you sold the one in abc town you got last week. "yeah a property developer wanted to build some luxury mansion on it it, it was hard not to make 50k in a week"
Oh wow mate, my sister lives in xyz town, where is your new gaff "erm er new street, it's just being built"
Oh so which house was it that the removal men knocked the ornate fountain over in last week
"oh yeah, that's a different house I got, didn't want to show off"
Just covers up lies with more lies, very very odd
Nothing wrong with it but he's a second hand car dealer and when you look at his photobucket account with all his hobby related stuff on you see pictures of his burst boiler. When you google the URL it goes to the money savings expert site with questions about how he needs to confront his landlord asking if he can claim for a new pair of trousers as he is skins etc
Like I say he's a pleasant guy, but it's just hard to bite your tounge when he's been blabbing on for 5 hours whilst your trying to concentrate on something. Guess he craves attention and this seems to be the best way
I noticed this guy called "Dave" always buying and selling various things and always gettin em for a bargain price
Lots of tall stories from this guy, but I had no reason to believe he was a bulls
tter I then went into the regionalbit of the forum as a get together for like minded people was being arranged, Dave was there again
It then clicked that this Dave guy was an acquaintance of my mate. He is known as bulls
tter DaveFriendly guy, but just can't tell the truth on really odd issues.
"my mums just got a new car, it's a 318, all the bits on, dad knew the dealer so we got it delivered straight from Germany for 10k you see"
15 mins later he's telling another friend that "yeah I gotta good bonus from work so I got my mum a brand new m3 for her birthday, 12k and it's got magic chicken poo paint that absorbs fumes and turns it into more bhp, a dealer mate ordered 10 and 11 turned up and they didn't have space in the car park for it, so 12k if I took it right away"
Being friendly people we just humour him, then he tells us about the new place he's just got in xyz town.
Oh have you sold the one in abc town you got last week. "yeah a property developer wanted to build some luxury mansion on it it, it was hard not to make 50k in a week"
Oh wow mate, my sister lives in xyz town, where is your new gaff "erm er new street, it's just being built"
Oh so which house was it that the removal men knocked the ornate fountain over in last week
"oh yeah, that's a different house I got, didn't want to show off"
Just covers up lies with more lies, very very odd
Nothing wrong with it but he's a second hand car dealer and when you look at his photobucket account with all his hobby related stuff on you see pictures of his burst boiler. When you google the URL it goes to the money savings expert site with questions about how he needs to confront his landlord asking if he can claim for a new pair of trousers as he is skins etc
Like I say he's a pleasant guy, but it's just hard to bite your tounge when he's been blabbing on for 5 hours whilst your trying to concentrate on something. Guess he craves attention and this seems to be the best way
This is a long post but bear with me, it's worth it.
I know a chap (let's call him L) he actually shared an apartment with me for 6 months, he was a great bulstter, except he wasn't ...gave me and a few friends a great laugh, especially when all the BS caught up with him like being unable to start a bike. Then the ran off not paying his rent.
First bull st, "I used to work in my mates car garage earning 50k per year, and got to drive all the cars he had there, took them home and everythin".
The guy knew nothing about cars and "only worked there part time as at college during the week". the garage have never heard of him.
Bull st 2, "cause of my job at 20 years old earning 50k per year I've got 2 credit cards at home with 5.5k limits...but I'm not allowed to use them they only for emergencies only.
ran off NOT paying his rent,never had money for bills and his debt letters are still sent here. Apparently not paying rent and unable to pay bills isn't emergency enough to use his cards, Then wat the fk is!!!!
Bull st 3 my favourite.. after he found out I could ride a motorcycle apparently so could he. Sat in the pub talking to a mate about getting a bike to have up here (think I made a thread on it gsxr750) Lewis piped up saying he was gods gift at riding bikes and when he was in America he bought a brand new "BMW Tourer" and sold it before he left.
I pressed him on the model and he wasn't sure, said a kawasaki 1400 at one point. There are no pics on Facebook but 10 pics a day of him when he was out there.
Anyway I really enjoyed pressing him about his riding ability and bikes he had ridden. He Knew fk all, in fact when I pulled up on my gsxr I asked him to start it, in front of another pal, this was the best day of my life, he couldn't.. He turned the heated grips on, pressed the kill switch, turned the ignition key, it was fking hilarious... Apparently the bike he had in America had a different way to start..
Also he never rode the bike when I offered,in fact at perth aerodrome he was literally wearing my gear, holding my helmet but still wouldn't ride as apparently he would become addicted and then want to go out for an hour, I said fine see you later. His face dropped he declined again and drifted off inside.
The guy was nice enough to start with but the last 2 months his lying just became a pain. There's a dozen more things I could list but cba ATM.
the guy is a compulsive liar, whether to me or the people around him, but also to his Girlfriend, in his head it was perfectly fine for him to go and shag some strange then see his GF a couple of days later...
Anyway I've been in a dilemma. the chap owes me and my roommate money, he has refused multiple times to come to an agreement, now obviously blackmailing someone is illegal, so Do I just send the pics of of him with other chicks to his GF or do I tag him in the pics on Facebook?
I know a chap (let's call him L) he actually shared an apartment with me for 6 months, he was a great buls
tter, except he wasn't ...gave me and a few friends a great laugh, especially when all the BS caught up with him like being unable to start a bike. Then the ran off not paying his rent. First bull s
t, "I used to work in my mates car garage earning 50k per year, and got to drive all the cars he had there, took them home and everythin".The guy knew nothing about cars and "only worked there part time as at college during the week". the garage have never heard of him.
Bull s
t 2, "cause of my job at 20 years old earning 50k per year I've got 2 credit cards at home with 5.5k limits...but I'm not allowed to use them they only for emergencies only. ran off NOT paying his rent,never had money for bills and his debt letters are still sent here. Apparently not paying rent and unable to pay bills isn't emergency enough to use his cards, Then wat the fk is!!!! Bull s
t 3 my favourite.. after he found out I could ride a motorcycle apparently so could he. Sat in the pub talking to a mate about getting a bike to have up here (think I made a thread on it gsxr750) Lewis piped up saying he was gods gift at riding bikes and when he was in America he bought a brand new "BMW Tourer" and sold it before he left. I pressed him on the model and he wasn't sure, said a kawasaki 1400 at one point. There are no pics on Facebook but 10 pics a day of him when he was out there.
Anyway I really enjoyed pressing him about his riding ability and bikes he had ridden. He Knew f
k all, in fact when I pulled up on my gsxr I asked him to start it, in front of another pal, this was the best day of my life, he couldn't.. He turned the heated grips on, pressed the kill switch, turned the ignition key, it was fking hilarious... Apparently the bike he had in America had a different way to start..Also he never rode the bike when I offered,in fact at perth aerodrome he was literally wearing my gear, holding my helmet but still wouldn't ride as apparently he would become addicted and then want to go out for an hour, I said fine see you later. His face dropped he declined again and drifted off inside.
The guy was nice enough to start with but the last 2 months his lying just became a pain. There's a dozen more things I could list but cba ATM.
the guy is a compulsive liar, whether to me or the people around him, but also to his Girlfriend, in his head it was perfectly fine for him to go and shag some strange then see his GF a couple of days later...
Anyway I've been in a dilemma. the chap owes me and my roommate money, he has refused multiple times to come to an agreement, now obviously blackmailing someone is illegal, so Do I just send the pics of of him with other chicks to his GF or do I tag him in the pics on Facebook?
montymoo said:
I know a chap (let's call him L)
Then........montymoo said:
Lewis piped up saying he was gods gift at riding bikes
Whoops Some incredible tales on here chaps. I really don't think I could stay quiet if I were listening to some of the BS you guys have heard, I would have to call them out on it, I just couldn't help myself.
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